Men Should Sit To Pee To Prevent The Spread Of Covid-19

You can use short garden hose and still pee standing.
:lolzer:

In the living room.
Fuck yeah!

Wait, ur shit-blaster has a fan too?

Wtf does that do?

What the flying fuck are you on mate?

Doesn't your knob rub on the porcelain?

We don't need to pussy up over the Sherona coughs sweetie

Suddenly, we're urinary mechanics now.

Pansy.
I poop standing up.
Fully clothed.
Sometimes while eating.

In the future THIS is how men will be pissing.

THIS IS THE WAY.

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I don't fucking know
I see a box with a probe and a fan
hell it even has "massage" mode, in case trinity calls in
its innits box..i have no answers, but I do owbn a bidet... if trin gives me my account bach, I sha;ll use it as my avatar...

I imagine its like ur mom, wiping my butt...really
q nice

I know they've said it can pass through the fec - but can is pass through the pee too?

I do know what you're saying about feeling the splatter on the shins. I think I would prefer just using a baby wipe or something to wipe them off. But I'm not hating at all - if you feel it's safest to sit to pee BFD (nice rhyme, eh? Lol) then go for it.

Safety first!

Do you even mancard, bro?

With all the crap on your ass landing on the seat? I think a well aimed piss is cleaner than anything you women do.

I heard that if it is in the feces then it's in the pee too

Nah dude, ur splatter goes for several yards even

glp is great for these overarching broadly esoteric spiritual discussions...

Hmmm...

This is Mass x Velocity = Force then multiply that by a few coefficients to figure out how far a droplet will travel...

This isn't rocket science... oh but maybe a little lol

ohhh sop=sit on potty

fecal to oral is the known mode of transmission of COVID. hrmm unless your plumbing is way fucked up, urine is not fecal.

Now, I do think it is a good idea to close the lid before you flush. Some toilets generate quite a violent flush that can aerosolize the contents. Bad!

Finally, run the fuck out of restrooms with those mother fucking hand dryer fans. Special hate on McDonalds for this shit. Fuck you McD

I dont want my dick dipping in the water

Last Edited by 1-2-Follow on 04/04/2020 07:54 PM

its a d'lucci smart bidet with remote
presumably so I can cold flush any cunt I hate...

Hmmm... interesting, did not know that. I will definitely be more careful then. Whether or not that will include sitting, I'm not quite sure.

guys do have it better in that department

however, older men frequently get prostate problems

that means you feel like you need to pee often

good luck getting to the bathroom at night in semi darkness

and not sitting down on toilet to pee

Same here bud, same here.

i always pee standing up in the got damn sink ... hell i figured ever body did .

MEN:

The WORLD is your bathroom.

I should not need to tell you this directly.

You inherently understand how this world operates.

You walk outside and you piss where ever and whenever you will.

This is your legacy. To deny it is to be a whiny bought bitch who sits like one when they pee.

Be a fucking man for Christ's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Babe!!!

My boys didn’t want me to buy a bidet.