Men Should Sit To Pee To Prevent The Spread Of Covid-19

I suppose we are ALL about to find out what the fuck is going on

Women should stand to pee to prevent the spread of the hoax virus.

Squatter speaks.

Tell us about your father OP.

My "Ex Wife" always bitched at me because I didn't tear off a square of TP to wipe mt dick off before putting it back in my pants.
This is partly why she is now the Ex.
Women can be quite the pain in the @ss.

Real men should piss in the sink...

Just because they can.

No way, if I sit to pee it might dangle in the water. Usually when I take a dump I just flop it over the toilet seat.

and reduce the cost of any building by 4 percent.

Always maintain proper angle on your dangle!

But I don't want to

If I lean forward while I'm sitting on the toilet seat the tip will touch the water. It's a nasty situation.

Yeah man they have those toilets with the big front... I never have trouble with those but they're rare lol

I think women should stand while peeing

For scientific research

Pee for distances greater than Fauci can spit and you're being safe.

I always have to sit when I pee. My ding dong is so tiny that if I stand, it shoots at the wall. At least when I sit, I can angle it down to pee in the toilet. Count me in for sitting to pee!

Go clean a women’s public bathroom..... they basically DO as well as shit while standing and spraying/splattering it all over.... every public bathroom should be equipped with and women should be taught how those paper ass-gaskets work.

Thanks, for your, uh, candor...

tl/dr don't piss on yourselves, chaps...

You are degenerate and apart of the problem.

Piss is sterile, so...no

I'm not the one pissing all over myself and climbing into bed...

:truestory:

What if one has a boner so if one sits means peeing in one’s own face?
Sometimes that morning shit doesn’t want to go down... recommendations?

I think ur good but check the CDC website, not a doctor u know???

Holy fuck I can't believe this stupid fucking thread go 9 pages