Men Should Sit To Pee To Prevent The Spread Of Covid-19

The smell of death surrounds you ..
(makes sense now?)


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Last Edited by DeploraVision ™ on 04/05/2020 12:49 AM

Could of done without the sordid details

I'll sit to pee but I'll stand to poop.

Depends on the alcohol load.

Urine is sterile. But it does tend to splash up and over the rim onto the floor and whatever is close to the toilet if you pee standing up.
If you pee sitting down, some pee may come out when you stand up. Pee in a jar standing up then dump it in the toilet. problem solved. bathroom never ends up smelling like urine with micro droplets splattered over everything.

Real men piss back into the beer bottle and drink it.

I put away half a bottle yesterday

Can't believe there's that much left



This is after a long break mind you, last drink was Xmas day

Can't blame ya' pal...

Shit winds are kicking up...

If men sit to pee it prevents prostate troubles some say, there is supposedly evidence.

Sink

Lean forward

I drain more completely standing up rather than sitting down like a sissy.

Dogs pee standing.

Half the men on glp sit down to pee anyway. Obviously obvious

All things considered, sounds like good company,,,

...

Another “Old-Guy” like me once said ...

“ I need some of those little BLUE PILLS”

Not for SEX!

Just SO

I

CAN GET IT LONG ENOUGH ...

SO

I


WILL

NOT

DRIBBLE ON MY SHOES !

( ; )
btw-Men, Jehovah God can BLESS YOU

And Your Wife

With SEX

AFTER PROSTATE CANCER & age 71.

Jusferfun- Read “Song of Solomon “ from God’s WORD !

HE WANTS TO BLESS YOU.

I don’t use toilet paper, I wash my ass with a warm soapy wash cloth. I also wash my penis even after I shake hands with the President. Always have. So I really don’t understand this toilet paper fiasco.

Holy fuck dude I think you dribbled a bit of something on my thread... fuck! But seriously, thanks for sharing that depressing ass story... it will prove to be a useful anecdote for many a dumbass like myself...

Holy FUCK... did anyone see what just happened there?

1 Solomon’s Song of Songs.

She[a]

2 Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth—
for your love is more delightful than wine.
3 Pleasing is the fragrance of your perfumes;

( ; )

God is Good &
YES Christians await Jesus the Bridegroom!

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the rise of the run

And wear frilly panties...
I piss and shit in the woods.

So you are a he she.

nope

Disproven urban myth. Urine and the bladder are full of bacteria and fungi in most people.

Not happening and don't give a fuck!

Done gone drunk the other day and pissed in the closet.