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Tell me a joke! -doom break-

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/07/2020 10:17 PM
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ok here I got one -



A plane has 5 passengers on Board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Fauci, Hillary Clinton and a 10 year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Dr. Fauci takes one and says " I need one, I need to help develop a cure for Covid" he straps one on and jumps. Then the Pope says " I need one, I have to help bring Gospel to the masses during these trying times". he takes one and jumps. With that Hillary jumps up says " I need one, I am the smartest woman in the united states" and she jumps. President Trump pauses for a moment looks at the little girl and says " why don't you take the last parachute, I have lived a long life yours is just beginning." To this the little girl hands it to the President and says " thats ok Mr. Trump we have two. The smartest Woman in America just jumped with my book bag "


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Wow, this is good! cheers

I was expecting the end to be Hillary eating the school girl and taking the last parachute with a full belly.
Red John

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04/07/2020 10:27 PM

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breaking news:
Pelosi is getting shit faced tonight

in more ways than one
pelosi tp
:pixie:

General Failure Reading Drive A:
Who is General Failure?

There can be Only One

Team Swirl
Swirl Nation

instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond.

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04/07/2020 10:28 PM
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breaking news:
Pelosi is getting shit faced tonight

in more ways than one
:pelosi tp:
 Quoting: Red John


breaking news:
Pelosi is getting shit faced tonight

in more ways than one
:pelosi tp:
 Quoting: Red John


hesright
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04/07/2020 10:33 PM
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Re: Tell me a joke! -doom break-
Lady at the supermarket decided to recite all her tv rules to me , stand there , cough this way , wear a mask etc .
I listened then replied , i'm guessing a rimjob is out of the question ?
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04/07/2020 10:39 PM
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Re: Tell me a joke! -doom break-
what did the fish say when he hit his head?

DAM.
Red John

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04/07/2020 10:43 PM

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Re: Tell me a joke! -doom break-
> Knock Knock :

>> Who's there?

> Ella

>> Ella who?


> Ella Hu Ackbar!

kaboom
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General Failure Reading Drive A:
Who is General Failure?

There can be Only One

Team Swirl
Swirl Nation

instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond.

[link to qz.com (secure)]
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04/09/2020 12:19 PM
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How does a fish get high?


Seaweed. Lol

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