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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2047480 United States 04/07/2020 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ok here I got one - Quoting: Taz A plane has 5 passengers on Board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Fauci, Hillary Clinton and a 10 year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Dr. Fauci takes one and says " I need one, I need to help develop a cure for Covid" he straps one on and jumps. Then the Pope says " I need one, I have to help bring Gospel to the masses during these trying times". he takes one and jumps. With that Hillary jumps up says " I need one, I am the smartest woman in the united states" and she jumps. President Trump pauses for a moment looks at the little girl and says " why don't you take the last parachute, I have lived a long life yours is just beginning." To this the little girl hands it to the President and says " thats ok Mr. Trump we have two. The smartest Woman in America just jumped with my book bag " Wow, this is good! I was expecting the end to be Hillary eating the school girl and taking the last parachute with a full belly. |
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