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Fuck covid19, there’s a worse disease, lichen sclerosis! Aka dick rot!

 
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04/07/2020 10:06 PM
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Fuck covid19, there’s a worse disease, lichen sclerosis! Aka dick rot!
So at about 35 years old I started getting flaky skin on my dick and then it started cracking and tearing and thickening of the skin, I was freaking out!

Sex became too painful with this new ailment so I go to the doctor for the first time, never had a dick problem before. The doctor gives me one cream
after another, all they do is make it worse. I’m afraid to go to sleep because morning wood and my dick rips and I wake up in pain.

Get referred to dermatologist and he says right off the back it’s lichen sclerosis and it’s basiclly untreatable and in curable, it’s just manageable.

Dermatologist says here’s another cream should work, I try it for a month, Just gets worse. Gf mad I can’t fuck her anymore, I’m mad I can’t screw. I fell into a deep, deep depression about losing the use of my dick.

Find out LS is very common, especially in women in menopause, it can happen to anyone at anytime, some people have to get surgery on penis/ vagina because of skin fusing.

Anyway I live with this shit for 2 years, horrible! Then one day we have super bad fires in California and my power is out for a month due to burnt power grid and my dick gets better, what haven’t I been drinking? Milk, it was fucking milk! I quit drinking it and my dick is back to normal after looking horrible for 2 years. Sex is pleasurable again.
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Re: Fuck covid19, there’s a worse disease, lichen sclerosis! Aka dick rot!
Seriously? Milk? Are you still asymptomatic ?
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05/16/2020 02:57 AM
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Re: Fuck covid19, there’s a worse disease, lichen sclerosis! Aka dick rot!
The worst I have seen came from unsterile catheterization and cleaning of the area around it.
The male patient was in his early 30's already had bad staph infections of the buttocks which required butt flaps to drain it and heels as well.
He was paralzied from the neck down due to an auto accident that threw him through the windshield.

The head of it was eaten away and the shaft split into, he was taken for castration and a supra pubic catheter.
It was the worst thing you could have ever imagined and it was something the patient was very hostile about, even suicidal about it, he was hoping to go back home to his finacee.
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05/16/2020 05:58 PM

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Oh Lord. God bless him. :(
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06/23/2020 10:30 AM
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Re: Fuck covid19, there’s a worse disease, lichen sclerosis! Aka dick rot!
You need to get this. This can ease up your joint pain instantly [link to forgodssakeman.icu]
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06/23/2020 10:40 AM
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Re: Fuck covid19, there’s a worse disease, lichen sclerosis! Aka dick rot!
Whilst in China, an American is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his dick covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says,

“I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the USA, we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says,

“Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up.”

The doctor answers,

“I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.”


The man screams in horror,

“Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”


The doctor replies,

“Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his cock and proclaims,

“Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”

The guy says to the doctor,

“Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My local doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.

“Stupid Western docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way.... No need amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!”
the man exclaims.

“Yes,”

says the Chinese doctor,

“Wait two week... Fall off by itself!”
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