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Anyone get a stimulus in their account yet?

 
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Nope. Nothing yet. I still haven't even heard back from the unemployment office and I applied almost 3 weeks ago.

I don't think I'll ever see any money from the government. I'm not the right color apparently
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Taking 2 weeks here in Pa.
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04/08/2020 03:13 PM
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I read the 13th was the earliest...
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It was the 3rd..
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I read the 9th
 Quoting: Straun Browman


It's the 8th..

So tonight at midnight mete you here for a chuckle..
mouse..
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Re: Anyone get a stimulus in their account yet?
I don't take government handouts! That's fucking Socialism!


Anyone who takes it, is scum.

Anyone on this site who takes it is a hypocrite AND scum!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10599025


LOL there are lots of leftists of various flavors on this site so no, you're wrong. Also, I assure you I am paying much much more taxes per year than $1200, so instead of 65 IQ ghetto scum getting it to help them breed more future criminals and parasites I am getting a slight refund.
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Re: Anyone get a stimulus in their account yet?
Stim [link to imgur.com (secure)]

Most of our coworkers got their first payment today as well.

We will be using it to stay on top of our mountain of responsibilities considering we have only got 3 minimal unemployment payments as our only income in nearly a month.

Even with the stimulus and regular unemployment we do not earn nearly as much as we did when we were allowed to work.
 Quoting: mtn_mang


If you don't mind me asking, how long since you applied? Did the UI screen have the final info on it? I applied over 2 weeks ago and my screen still says 'pending'
 Quoting: mtn_mang


We first applied around the 19th of March, we are restaurant workers and it was about 2 days after gov shut them down. It took about 2 weeks to get our first payment because they needed addl info regarding our last day at work which was that Sunday and they had thousands of requests to process so naturally it took a bit longer.

Checked the unemployment website this afternoon and there is nothing on there regarding the stimulus payment.


Thanks. I am wondering if your UI website account had the qualifying stuff filled in or if it still shows pending. Not the stimulus info. My UI still shows pending.
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Re: Anyone get a stimulus in their account yet?
people begging for a .gov handdout , like a bunch of ghetto rats ...

sad times for a once proud people

RIP USA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Where do you think the government gets it's income from? The state produces no wealth, it only extracts it through fines, licensing and taxation.

It's like saying Social security is a government handout, even though we all are forced to pay into it every pay cycle.

Last Edited by Shingen on 04/08/2020 03:27 PM
"Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based of five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, or county commissioners." - Edward Abbey

"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -Lysander Spooner

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04/08/2020 03:37 PM
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Re: Anyone get a stimulus in their account yet?
They are going out this week
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The first direct deposits go out tomorrow on the 9th until the 14th.
Everyone who has a bank account will have money no later than the 15th.

People with no verifiable bank accounts will get mailed theirs after and that process will go until September. This was announced in ALL the major newspapers yesterday. You can google it too.

Begins tomorrow!!!
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04/08/2020 03:45 PM
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My friend got 2000 direct deposit today, that was quick applied Monday, now I can't apply til next monday, goofs by birthdate
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Same. Applied Monday for CERB self-employed and it dropped into our account this morning. Less than 3 days! In Ontario, Canada.
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I don't take government handouts! That's fucking Socialism!


Anyone who takes it, is scum.

Anyone on this site who takes it is a hypocrite AND scum!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10599025


I take it you don't pay taxes then, you poser?
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I gave the old lady some "stimulus" last night.
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Did you make a "direct deposit"?
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To the asshole saying we want a handout. Fuck you I lost my job and need to feed my family asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75817240


so you think the taxpayers should take care of you ?

that's the same attitude ghetto rats and illegal aliens have

enjoy the inflation that is coming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Do you even realize how much we pay in tax to our various governing agencies?

You make a dollar, then you are taxed on your earnings, on and on and on.

You get to keep perhaps a round quarter of your earnings.

payroll tax
property tax
sales tax
state tax

on and on

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Taxation_in_the_United_States

Last Edited by Loup Garou on 04/08/2020 04:02 PM
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short!

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2


For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller

Checkd, Keked, and Rekt!

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Loup Garou

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Look at the tax rate worldwide.

This is madness

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Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short!

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2


For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller

Checkd, Keked, and Rekt!

#Kids2
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04/08/2020 04:20 PM
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Re: Anyone get a stimulus in their account yet?
Yup, got mine this morning:

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lmao
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Lol Porn Hub. SMH
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04/08/2020 04:24 PM

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I don't want my stimulus check because I would prefer the stimulus check to go to someone that really needs it more than I do.
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Stop whining! Cash the damn thing when you get it and then give it away! Wth is wrong with you?
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Re: Anyone get a stimulus in their account yet?
Says tomorrow, but I doubt I will see it.
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04/08/2020 04:32 PM
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Re: Anyone get a stimulus in their account yet?
people begging for a .gov handdout , like a bunch of ghetto rats ...

sad times for a once proud people

RIP USA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Where do you think the government gets it's income from? The state produces no wealth, it only extracts it through fines, licensing and taxation.

It's like saying Social security is a government handout, even though we all are forced to pay into it every pay cycle.
 Quoting: Shingen


I love it when these sons-of-bitches call
Social Security an "entitlement".

I paid into it all my working life.

It was described to me, back in 1966 when I got
my "number" and my card, that it was like a
"savings account". That's no shit.

The "fund" HAS been robbed empty by the thieves
in the District of Criminals, and people who
never paid a dime into it draw checks on it.
So for THEM, it IS a handout.
Out of MY POCKET and into THEIRS.

You know, SOCIALIST, which that rat bastard
Franklin Delano Roosevelt WAS.

A filthy left-wing commie rat bastard.
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04/08/2020 04:41 PM
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They're trolling all of you like this

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04/08/2020 04:43 PM
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Someone answer this..



Can someone answer me this..cause I cant do anymore reading on news sites..they are killing me..if you are still gainfully employed- Are you still getting a stimulus check?? I dont care about the how much..blah blah..Just will one, any amount of money, come at all??
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78358078


Yes you still get a check as long as you make under I think 75,000. Check should be 1200. adult 400 children.
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To the asshole saying we want a handout. Fuck you I lost my job and need to feed my family asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75817240


I've been telling you for 20 years to save money for an emergency...
I never forgive and I never forget

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Got my $2000($1425 USD) Canada Emergency Response Benefit today. The wife and kids still working so we are in a good position at this point. We try and help anyone who asks, just bought some groceries(small basics) for someone who asked on a Facebook group.
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To the asshole saying we want a handout. Fuck you I lost my job and need to feed my family asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75817240


I've been telling you for 20 years to save money for an emergency...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I agree. However, since I've been FORCED to pay into the "system" since I began working; the last 40 fucking years. I don't see it as a "handout". I see it as a return of investment.

I'd rather the state give it back to working families, who actually earned the wealth.
"Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based of five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, or county commissioners." - Edward Abbey

"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -Lysander Spooner

"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing, and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." - Firefly
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No, but I got one in my pants.
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To the asshole saying we want a handout. Fuck you I lost my job and need to feed my family asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75817240


I've been telling you for 20 years to save money for an emergency...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I agree. However, since I've been FORCED to pay into the "system" since I began working; the last 40 fucking years. I don't see it as a "handout". I see it as a return of investment.

I'd rather the state give it back to working families, who actually earned the wealth.
 Quoting: Shingen


I agree, it's a tax refund absolutely...but people are still too greedy or stupid to save money...

Last Edited by BRIEF on 04/08/2020 05:06 PM
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I agree, it's a tax refund absolutely...but people are still too greedy or stupid to save money...
 Quoting: BRIEF


I agree, to a point. The FRN has been so devalued over the last several decades, that it's purchasing power is almost gone. That means a lot of people are living pay-check to pay-check and do not have the disposable income to save or invest.

Also, schools no longer teach economics, so it requires an above average IQ, and attention span to self educate.

Last Edited by Shingen on 04/08/2020 05:18 PM
"Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based of five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, or county commissioners." - Edward Abbey

"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -Lysander Spooner

"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing, and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." - Firefly
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To the asshole saying we want a handout. Fuck you I lost my job and need to feed my family asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75817240


so you think the taxpayers should take care of you ?

that's the same attitude ghetto rats and illegal aliens have

enjoy the inflation that is coming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77004697


Accusing a tax payer of receiving a tax handout.
Nice move, troll.
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Re: Anyone get a stimulus in their account yet?
Wife lost her restaurant job almost a month ago. I lost my 2nd job last month as the place closed up shop because of this crap.

I have had the same 2nd weekend job 16 years, paid on a 1099 not a w-2 so no help for me, My state says I can get help but the unemployment does not even give me an option to file. State unemployment phones don't work and the website crashes.

Wife received her first State unemployment check, a bit over $200. She can make that a day if she was able to work. That $600 per week fed money is not showing up.

I run a very small business during the week as a sole proprietor, no employees, just me and make just enough to get the bills paid every month.

My business is dead, I can't get my needed products, can't even get my suppliers to call me back as customer service is working from home is all I am told.

That $1,200 check is gone 3x over if it came today.

We just need to be able to work....
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To the asshole saying we want a handout. Fuck you I lost my job and need to feed my family asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75817240


I've been telling you for 20 years to save money for an emergency...
 Quoting: BRIEF


drwhesright

Never rely on your government to bail you out. I would gladly accept any amount they want to send my way, but I make sure I have a cushion so I don’t rely on a federal government rescue. They don’t exactly have a great track record on being speedy in times of need.
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To the asshole saying we want a handout. Fuck you I lost my job and need to feed my family asshole
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75817240


hesright
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Just wondering if anyone has seen it yet?
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#NOMAILINVOTES
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YES. MY STUDENT LOAN PAYMENT WAS NOT TAKEN OUT OF MY SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT
GOT $150 EXTRA IN MY DIRECT DEPOSIT
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LOL you're retired and still paying off a STUDENT LOAN?
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YES. MY STUDENT LOAN PAYMENT WAS NOT TAKEN OUT OF MY SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT
GOT $150 EXTRA IN MY DIRECT DEPOSIT
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LOL you're retired and still paying off a STUDENT LOAN?
 Quoting: SoberLife


That just gave me a sick feeling.

Student loan and retired...

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