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The CDC recommends banning all non-essential sexual activity

 
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The CDC recommends banning all non-essential sexual activity
Is it safe to have sex during the coronavirus pandemic?

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The New York City Health Department recently issued coronavirus sex guidelines echoing the recommendation of intimacy only with someone in your household along with masturbation.

“You are your safest sex partner,” the guidelines say.
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Re: The CDC recommends banning all non-essential sexual activity
The Fornicating Hoards of the Apocalypse will be driven back
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Re: The CDC recommends banning all non-essential sexual activity
Abstain or go to jail


Lolz
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Re: The CDC recommends banning all non-essential sexual activity
The Fornicating Hoards of the Apocalypse will be driven back
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78051840


I thought it was weird that the entire Sex lube shelves at krogers were completely empty.

gonna be lots of November December babies born this year.

Must really be freaking out the gates foundation.
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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Re: The CDC recommends banning all non-essential sexual activity
These degenerates want people to degenerate through the habit of masturbation.

Go no fap.

Have sex with the opposite sex if you have to; just, again, go no fap.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78051840


I thought it was weird that the entire Sex lube shelves at krogers were completely empty.

gonna be lots of November December babies born this year.

Must really be freaking out the gates foundation.
 Quoting: Jake


Wow
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Re: The CDC recommends banning all non-essential sexual activity
They're a little late to the party with this, arent' they? Did Tinder also shut down 3 weeks ago?
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Re: The CDC recommends banning all non-essential sexual activity
Abstain or go to jail


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Its all about population control

The entire nation is out of work and everybody

is home screwing their wives and girlfriends.

Last Edited by Slowly awakening on 04/08/2020 11:03 AM
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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Re: The CDC recommends banning all non-essential sexual activity
They're a little late to the party with this, arent' they? Did Tinder also shut down 3 weeks ago?
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Tinder shut down?

Good





GLP