I Found My Bread Making Machine!!! | |
Jake
User ID: 77849624 United States 04/08/2020 02:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | do those things work? I bought 3 fifty lb bags of flour Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78691157 Canada 04/08/2020 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mmm, but you don't actually need such a machine, and doing it by hand gives you a sense of satisfaction upon munching on your delicious over-fresh creation. Baguettes are an easy place to start, everyone loves a good baguette, sliced, diced, sandwhiched, garlic-breaded, whatever you feel! Focaccia is also super easy, if you have good olive oil and some nice italian style herbs - you can't make this in a bread machine, you need to spread it out completely on a standard cookie sheet - and once done you can cut it up into strips, toast them in the oven for some crunchiness (on the outside), and serve them with a nice tomato/garlic/herb marinara dip sauce. |
Dogfood™
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78691157 Canada 04/08/2020 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Also if you do it by hand, you can get creative, like one time while making buns I decided to amuse myself, and it turned out rather nice: [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Also pizza dough is a nice project - home made pizza is a fun family project, if you have little ones! |
Mental Case
(OP) User ID: 78364839 United States 04/08/2020 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup...I suck at bread making. The one time I used it I just threw in the exact amounts of what is told me to & then I closed the lid & hit the button...a few hours later I had an oddly shaped loaf of bread...but it was delicious! The book it came with has all kinds of recipes for all types of breads. If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
Dogfood™
User ID: 30454234 United States 04/08/2020 03:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Also if you do it by hand, you can get creative, like one time while making buns I decided to amuse myself, and it turned out rather nice: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78691157 [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Also pizza dough is a nice project - home made pizza is a fun family project, if you have little ones! |
Q33
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First Born Son
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Jake
User ID: 77849624 United States 04/08/2020 03:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Also if you do it by hand, you can get creative, like one time while making buns I decided to amuse myself, and it turned out rather nice: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78691157 [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Also pizza dough is a nice project - home made pizza is a fun family project, if you have little ones! somebody told me if you put a couple of tablespoons of Soy flour in the mix it makes the bread super soft on the inside, just like the bread you use to buy at a bakery. Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
Jake
User ID: 77849624 United States 04/08/2020 03:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | dont worry, I'm an eggselant cook. Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 72726155 United States 04/08/2020 03:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trying to avoid the stores...I suddenly remembered that somebody gave me a bread making machine some 20+ years ago...I used it once & stuck it in a closet. Quoting: Mental Case I remembered it lastnight & looked in the closet and there it was Then I checked my stash for yeast...CHECK. Flour...CHECK. Oil...CHECK. Butter...CHECK! Salt & sugar...Check & check! Powdered milk...CHECK! I'M IN BIDNESS! Please share pics of your ho made bread, Opie. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77730407 Hong Kong 04/08/2020 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trying to avoid the stores...I suddenly remembered that somebody gave me a bread making machine some 20+ years ago...I used it once & stuck it in a closet. Quoting: Mental Case I remembered it lastnight & looked in the closet and there it was Then I checked my stash for yeast...CHECK. Flour...CHECK. Oil...CHECK. Butter...CHECK! Salt & sugar...Check & check! Powdered milk...CHECK! I'M IN BIDNESS! This is how the ponzi apocalypse starts. Blondes with bread makers. Have fun! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72918710 United States 04/08/2020 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trying to avoid the stores...I suddenly remembered that somebody gave me a bread making machine some 20+ years ago...I used it once & stuck it in a closet. Quoting: Mental Case I remembered it lastnight & looked in the closet and there it was Then I checked my stash for yeast...CHECK. Flour...CHECK. Oil...CHECK. Butter...CHECK! Salt & sugar...Check & check! Powdered milk...CHECK! I'M IN BIDNESS! Lol. There was a woman in a grocery store freaking out over no bread. I told her to just get some flour. She literally looked at me with bugged out eyes like she had no idea how to make bread! Millennials are such Dummies! BTW, I always make my own bread in my machine. Easy, peasy. Tastes great when you add Italian spices. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72918710 United States 04/08/2020 03:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yup...I suck at bread making. The one time I used it I just threw in the exact amounts of what is told me to & then I closed the lid & hit the button...a few hours later I had an oddly shaped loaf of bread...but it was delicious! The book it came with has all kinds of recipes for all types of breads. I love mine. Use it all the time. Especially the pizza dough. I make enough for 4 12" pizzas, use 1 and freeze the rest of the dough for the next few weeks. I take one out the night before I want pizza, let it thaw til morning then throw it in the fridge till I get home that night with pizza making. Warm it up roll it out bake it for 10 mins then throw on the sauce, cheese and ingredients. Better than any cardboard pizza from the best pizzaria! |
Hermit 48
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Mental Case
(OP) User ID: 77901470 United States 04/08/2020 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Welp...I have the first test loaf processing now...A 1 pound loaf even though this thing can make a 2 pound loaf. The flour has got to be over 10 years old...but atleast there are no weavels in it because I froze it all them years ago. MAN...there is NO WAY to not spill flour! You just can't! What a friggan mess! If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
Mental Case
(OP) User ID: 77901470 United States 04/08/2020 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | dont worry, I'm an eggselant cook. Me too! Been cooking & baking since I was 3...but I never got the hang of breads. Although I can make a great cake or brownies from a box...and I'm pretty good with pancakes & french toasted banana bread If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
Dogfood™
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Mental Case
(OP) User ID: 77901470 United States 04/08/2020 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trying to avoid the stores...I suddenly remembered that somebody gave me a bread making machine some 20+ years ago...I used it once & stuck it in a closet. Quoting: Mental Case I remembered it lastnight & looked in the closet and there it was Then I checked my stash for yeast...CHECK. Flour...CHECK. Oil...CHECK. Butter...CHECK! Salt & sugar...Check & check! Powdered milk...CHECK! I'M IN BIDNESS! This is how the ponzi apocalypse starts. Blondes with bread makers. Have fun! For the record, I'm a brunette (brown actually and I desperately need a haircut)...a dude...and over fiddy If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
Jake
User ID: 77849624 United States 04/08/2020 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | dont worry, I'm an eggselant cook. Me too! Been cooking & baking since I was 3...but I never got the hang of breads. Although I can make a great cake or brownies from a box...and I'm pretty good with pancakes & french toasted banana bread I just learned that if you add a couple of tblspoons of soy flour, it makes the inside super soft and the outside slightly crisp like fresh bakery bread. The key to making good bread is making sure the yeast is properly activated, I use a little Warm milk, flour, sugar and honey to activate the yeast. Makes it grow and bubble like crazy Last Edited by Slowly awakening on 04/08/2020 05:14 PM Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
LindaE
User ID: 76952466 United States 04/08/2020 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I regularly use mine to just mix and knead the dough and let it rise (mine has a setting on it for just that portion of the recipe) and then I turn it out and form it and add anything extra I want and do the second rise and bake in the oven (so I guess I'd say it was semi-handmade). Really tastes good if you put ice cubes or water in a pan on the shelf underneath, or you can just spritz the bottom of the oven several times in the first 10 minutes to add the steam which gives it a crustier exterior. |
Mental Case
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Mental Case
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78227565 United States 04/08/2020 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trying to avoid the stores...I suddenly remembered that somebody gave me a bread making machine some 20+ years ago...I used it once & stuck it in a closet. Quoting: Mental Case I remembered it lastnight & looked in the closet and there it was Then I checked my stash for yeast...CHECK. Flour...CHECK. Oil...CHECK. Butter...CHECK! Salt & sugar...Check & check! Powdered milk...CHECK! I'M IN BIDNESS! Good thing you found it. You cant find them in stores anymore and the ones you do find are 200-300 bucks. I paid 34 for mine 2 years ago and love it. Wanted to buy my daughter one..NOPE cant find it. Looked on EBAY and the same machine was being sold for up to 600 bucks. I couldn’t believe it. I did find her one and its coming this week. Hold on to that bad boy. Enjoy.. |
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Nexus-9
User ID: 76102226 Germany 04/08/2020 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It works, but be sure to get the right flour. Much of American flour is crap. "Fiery the Angels rose, & as they rose deep thunder roll'd Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Orc" - William Blake, America a Prophecy (...also misquoted in Blade Runner by Roy Batty) "Tempus est optimus iudex" - "Time is the best judge" "The very word "'secrecy'" is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings." - John F. Kennedy, New York City, April 27, 1961 |
Mental Case
(OP) User ID: 77901470 United States 04/08/2020 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trying to avoid the stores...I suddenly remembered that somebody gave me a bread making machine some 20+ years ago...I used it once & stuck it in a closet. Quoting: Mental Case I remembered it lastnight & looked in the closet and there it was Then I checked my stash for yeast...CHECK. Flour...CHECK. Oil...CHECK. Butter...CHECK! Salt & sugar...Check & check! Powdered milk...CHECK! I'M IN BIDNESS! Good thing you found it. You cant find them in stores anymore and the ones you do find are 200-300 bucks. I paid 34 for mine 2 years ago and love it. Wanted to buy my daughter one..NOPE cant find it. Looked on EBAY and the same machine was being sold for up to 600 bucks. I couldn’t believe it. I did find her one and its coming this week. Hold on to that bad boy. Enjoy.. No chit? They stopped making them? I wonder why If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
Mental Case
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Mother Knows Best
User ID: 78228976 United States 04/08/2020 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have trouble making bread, you can use it for the dough making process only and then bake it off in the oven. I do this all of the time even though I can make a good loaf of bread. But it is so easy to throw the ingredients in and let the machine do the work. |
LittleMe
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