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top news story in local paper -There is toilet paper out there.

 
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top news story in local paper -There is toilet paper out there.
Can you believe this? They haven't had any new story for about a week.

There is toilet paper out there.
[link to www.mohavedailynews.com]

LAUGHLIN — On Monday, a small yet undeniable wonder was found in the township of Laughlin.

Toilet paper.

Yes, there is toilet paper in Laughlin. Across the river in Bullhead City the hoarders are still clearing out the shelves as fast as they can be stocked with the precious commodity that imediately became the singular focus of COVID-19 fearing folks and which was one of the first casualties of the hoarding across the globe after all the hand sanitizer had been cleared out.

It was found in the least likely of places. A gas station/food mart in the same shopping center as Aldape’s has been in since 1987. Aldape’s couldn’t keep toilet paper in supply. Nor can the Family Dollar store just across the street.

And yet, here it was in a heap. A small pyramid of the product and a sign that read 75 cents a roll with a limit of four rolls per customer.
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Re: top news story in local paper -There is toilet paper out there.
Ironic.... newspaper read and wipe
flush
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Re: top news story in local paper -There is toilet paper out there.
Ironic.... newspaper read and wipe
flush
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78767504


In a totally related story...circulation of newspapers is up 7000% in recent weeks!
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Re: top news story in local paper -There is toilet paper out there.
Ironic.... newspaper read and wipe
flush
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78767504


lol

Ironic.... newspaper read and wipe
flush
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78767504


In a totally related story...circulation of newspapers is up 7000% in recent weeks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78756482


Serious?
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Re: top news story in local paper -There is toilet paper out there.
Charmin "Essentials" is NOT Charmin Ultra. It's total crap! see-through single-ply and the squares are a half inch shorter in both dimensions. No wonder they were the last rolls in the isle...
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Re: top news story in local paper -There is toilet paper out there.
Charmin "Essentials" is NOT Charmin Ultra. It's total crap! see-through single-ply and the squares are a half inch shorter in both dimensions. No wonder they were the last rolls in the isle...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76258093


lol so they changed the name from Charmin Basic to Charmin Essentials. It's still the same shitty toilet paper but now with a new & improved name.





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