Next they will outlaw sex

People shouldn't be touching and spit swapping anyway.
There are almost 400 transmittable sexual diseases and parasites even before Corona.

Most folks don't even realize how dangerous a French kiss can be!

Just search online for "oral sexual diseases".

Condoms and dental damms (sp)should always be used unless your going to produce well planned offspring only after both potential parents have had disease tests run.

Until then. Use sex toys alone or put your energy into work or hobby to keep from thinking about coitus.

This almost sounds like a request?? winks....

Last Edited by Ghetto Guy on 04/10/2020 02:49 PM

wait till Q33 shows up

Thanks for the stars and comments.

How on earth did we ever survive before?

Fuck off, retard. I wish we could deport people like you to another planet.

All this wealth of knowledge from a toothless 450 pound one legged shemale who puts helium in their blow up people. Now thats some sound advice.
i'm on it captain ....

It's possible this is heavy snark.......

Good! Too many useful idiots on the planet as it is.

Are you their leader?

My reading comprehension failed. IF that is intentional.....but is it?

Makes me wonder about the word useful.....

thanks for pointing that out AC below

Seems off

Sex by state/federal/ Bill Gates authorization ONLY !!!

laws and rules are kinda like suggestions to me so call me an outlaw but life is tooooo short to live by the rules

I own 1992 condom special edition, it will worth $$$.

Lenin/Stalin quote

Well if they start recruiting people to keep an eye on peoples bedrooms then I'm up for the job.

You know, OP, I find it funny that I was thinking about this topic yesterday. I guess this is where bestiality will come into play for the masses. Especially if there is an expensive "fornication certificate" that comes into play.

Alcohol or weed when there is s need

Except for "essential" personnel.

What what

Let's you and I break the rules. I give you good sexy time.

Get out the 3 seashells.

good to know thanks! Do you have a quote? I can't find it.

Well, there's always fapping.

I'm betting some of you are doing it now.

With the outrageous numbers coming out of STD's I am glad I have been married with the same partner for over 30 years! Just the thought of re entering the dating pool makes me wretch when thinking of just the clamydia numbers alone....yuck!

I'll say, Don Draper from Nantucket. Countless people across the U.S. and the planet have abandoned undying loyalty and devotion to your mate for cheap and easy sexual activities with one another.

Yet the masses have successfully been permanently dumbed down to the point literally none of the masses can comprehend just why they are so desperately lonely and can not connect with one another outside of bumping pee-pees whenever the mood strikes them.

You, Don Draper from Nantucket, are a rare breed. May you and your spouse die together holding each other still unconditionally loving each other one day. Until then hopefully you two will remain ever happy with one another.

Fornication Under Consent of King

F.U.C.K.

Well I must say thank you! We have been together since we were 17, and now at 49 I would not have changed a thing!