"He", has ripped "them" a new coit

Prolapse

Just can't stop with the disgusting and graphic discussions of body parts. It's intentionally invasive, because you have no respect for boundaries. I'm glad you failed.

:(

like my cat, I said you are like a tiger
she says "yes dad"
I say, "if you were a tiger would you eat me?
she said; "You forgot a comma Father, and because of that yes, I might!" She exclaimed.
Enid Blyton turned the page and squeled with delight, "Oh look Fanny a talking cat!"
Dr Zeuss then got involved, and said; "With a ball of string you can do anything!"
The Old Hermit thought "I shall forget a comma and thennn take this ball of string and trace a path around the edge of drankess where we wizards traverse..."
he mused,,,as thre commas are NOT amusing.
anayway I digress...I said, to my cat; "oh beloved Mistress, the one whom I spend my money on, would I, your dad eat you?"
she said, dad, no you aint from china and she ran a way scattering apostraaphied commas all over the floor, like she does with her dry food, and mice, and chop bones, with a comma, in the wrong place.
so...yes, poor bird,

^ who are these fools who waketh my slimber?

According to legend, Merlin was an illegitimate child. His mother was a Royal Princess of Dyfed who had become a nun. Legend says that Merlin's father was an angel that visited the nun princess and left her with a child. Merlin's enemies said that his father was an evil spirit who impregnated his mom while she was sleeping.

no, I cant tell the joke I was going to emerus is funny like that

Weaker, weaker every day
I forgot my urge to fly away
And is my life as bare as it is?
Cold and lonely enough?
Have you achieved what you were longing for?
Sad enough this cannot be undone
I drop my eyes and shiver as I see
The reflection in the mirror of me
Have you given up, my friend?
Forgiveness be mine

Maybe don't scroll through a thread about ripping someone a new orifice then? LOL

gentle jesus was meek and mild
lets pay the man
he is strong, and wiled...

im wif the wtf guy

I assiduously avoided the willingness to engage

this goes beyond money all 3 main religions will be erased by the truth and everything they own will be his

Fuck it

I'm defecting to Russia

I'm going to set up all Israeli clowns from there as Jesus

They can't pay them all


Small problem

Russia is also hypnotized by them

They believe they are from the future

I have a small collection of clowns that can be perfect Jesus actors


Or just make a new collection

I find new ones every day

yes, that may be so/is the case...but ffs don't tell any body
at all
um, yeah
sounds great
please don't tell the "all your bases are belong to us is all" guy, nor eggman, or I shall have to implant the egg...with my genetically modified zygotes...

and this, is why we have banned fun.

sorry
signed your mom

yep, im going here

Mmmm gollywog cake with grog

well youd know miss bunny, so wat if, this "antichrist" was not angry jesus at all, but ante~ as the fwench would say, to mean, precede?
Non?`!
and thennn what it, to rent the veil was to open the great gig in the sky set from God the Father, with the veil being those "valed" that is to say, Vale Shirley Strachan, and you are up next
just sayin
im no theologian, though..

golly doesn't mind a nip he says :jen: and as well, he said, welcome to straya in about 1979

anyway, I better get kraken coz I am building a wee temple...however ya say that in Le Rennes chateaux lingo...

how is goatlips going these dasys?>


asking for an orc.

how ya goin bro?
I sent you a little beam of fkn something I found up my wizards sleeve...nah, scrub that thought

be happy

umm a song for ya...

behave, you lot...


I take it all to personally
well, :orly:


oh ill just fucking transcend it all shalllll I?

told ya

You, most certainly, are a visionary.