Scary Easter Bunny

Do you want to have make up sex before I say something rude?

May scary Easter bunnies fuck you while you’re asleep sucking your thumb...

I hope that screaming little boy got his shit together.

Terrible costume, demon with a basket.

I think he’s gonna hate Easter bunnies for the rest of his life... he got really scared.

Oh, my... he was so dressed up and happy... that ugly smile and the way how the EB walks...

Yep!

For only $100 since the 22nd of March I should make plenty of friends since I don't have any when I'm lonely and I should always have women friends whenever I want them to visit my apartment or I visit them in the hotel so we would talk nasty in a friendly matter and talk about women first asking men for dates and women first take men out to eat and drink in restaurants and coffee shops and women first to ask me for a date and wanted me for permanent keeps and still for only $100 women to see me use the toilet while I visit them in the hotel and women to see me wipe my *** after using the toilet and I want more than just a soiled panties in the mail, I want lasting friends, men and women and I want to make myself attractive to women that worship the **** ***** and I want cauacasian women to take my pants down and my shorts and take my **** or **** in bed and jack it up and make it bigger but not to suck on it and I do not want diseases that cause deaths but I always believe in keeping clean by taking baths or showers by washing with warm water and pleasant smelling soap and I believe in washing hands with warm water and soap right after using the toilets and to wipe my ******* with toilet papers and I pull my pants up before cooking and eating meals to brush ones teeth to keep them smelling clean and ai do not believe in starting fights with knives and fists and stealing each others stuff.
I'm home Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, Sunday right after 3:00pm every week for a visit. So far in my life I have not had any women first ask me for a date and I would sure like to talk about that always and I would like women to give me a warm hug and a friendly deep kiss and I always wanted it particularly middle income and high income women, young and old alike, and I don't believe in soothsayings.
I would like to hear from you soon when would you come to visit me in town to have an obscene conversation.

Do you take personal checks?

Asking for a horny friend...

Ahahaha!
Ya got me...
I posted that in one of your threads so you'd know it was me. That little literary escapade comes from a book I own and I've laughed so hard and so often that I just HAD to share it on GLP.
Sadly, I'm not the eloquent chap who penned that! I've often wondered who or what he must have been to come up with it in the first place.
I've been a GLPer for 10 years and I've seen some crazy shit here, but that still amuses me.
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I do.

Oh, and I don't know why I have no flag thingy. I'm a South African and a lot of the time I do have a flag and then boom, it vanishes for a while.

Oh, my... I laughed so hard reading it... and the other posters replies...

I have noticed that when you login in on godlike.com you don’t get a flag. Maybe that’s why you don’t have a flag... it could be...

I was SO enjoying it and then it got pulled...
And after I'd ***** all the profanity.
Ah, well I tried.
Glad you enjoyed it. Keep laughing, it's good for you!

I was expecting that...

Stay safe and healthy!

That poor kid is traumatized for life!

Yeah, I’m so against of this things... the mask is horrible and the way how the person walks...