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If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.

 
Your Friend Satan
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04/16/2020 01:21 AM
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If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
I think you might want to get a pen and paper.

Those messy pirates always leaving easily deciphered clues to their treasures buried merely inches in the sand and often crashing their gold filled ships a few feet from shore where bottle nose dolphins sometimes grab an old Spanish coin off the seafloor and trade it to a tourist for a can of sardines.

That's a hefty profit from a small investment. But wait there's more.

Do not worry. I am here to help get you rich SUPER FAST.

As you probably already know, because you are slick and quick, there are lots and lots of storms that drowned lots and lots of pirates and left lots and lots of gold smothered in starfish pooh.


You want lots of gold and adventure?

Ok.

It's settled.

I get your eternal soul and you get some map I drew with a crayon about an alleged shipwreck.
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04/16/2020 01:23 AM
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Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
Nah, I thought that this would be more interesting, like Nat'l Geo. Not leaving my landlocked state, anyway.
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04/16/2020 01:28 AM
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Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
Nah I'll just wait until you're out and rob you.
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04/16/2020 01:54 AM
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Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
OP i have a dive boat and still cant get my lazy ass off the computer.
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04/16/2020 02:22 AM
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Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
OP i have a dive boat and still cant get my lazy ass off the computer.
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You can drag your computer into your boat and you're half way to pirate city.

That'll be half a soul, I'll come back for the rest.
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04/16/2020 02:25 AM
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Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
Nah I'll just wait until you're out and rob you.
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Now you will have autistic children.

Not the ones that can play chopin or repeat all the numerals in pi either but the kind that drink shampoo.

Dick.
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04/16/2020 02:29 AM
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Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
Nah I'll just wait until you're out and rob you.
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Now you will have autistic children.

Not the ones that can play chopin or repeat all the numerals in pi either but the kind that drink shampoo.

Dick.
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I said I was gonna rob you not knock up your wife.
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04/16/2020 02:41 AM
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Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
Nah I'll just wait until you're out and rob you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73049824


Now you will have autistic children.

Not the ones that can play chopin or repeat all the numerals in pi either but the kind that drink shampoo.

Dick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78801810


I said I was gonna rob you not knock up your wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73049824


TBH she can't even find your micropenis but that doesn't mean she's not sympathetic.
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Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
You give me one pirate filled gold ship n I'll give u a pass thru the portals so long as u make good on any bad deeds
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XD
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Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
I think you might want to get a pen and paper.

Those messy pirates always leaving easily deciphered clues to their treasures buried merely inches in the sand and often crashing their gold filled ships a few feet from shore where bottle nose dolphins sometimes grab an old Spanish coin off the seafloor and trade it to a tourist for a can of sardines.

That's a hefty profit from a small investment. But wait there's more.

Do not worry. I am here to help get you rich SUPER FAST.

As you probably already know, because you are slick and quick, there are lots and lots of storms that drowned lots and lots of pirates and left lots and lots of gold smothered in starfish pooh.


You want lots of gold and adventure?

Ok.

It's settled.

I get your eternal soul and you get some map I drew with a crayon about an alleged shipwreck.
 Quoting: Your Friend Satan 78801810


How about *I* get YOUR soul and i'll throw in a Charms lollipop to sweeten the deal. How many licks to get to the center? What ya say?





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