Your Friend Satan User ID: 78801810 United States 04/16/2020 01:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships. I think you might want to get a pen and paper.
Those messy pirates always leaving easily deciphered clues to their treasures buried merely inches in the sand and often crashing their gold filled ships a few feet from shore where bottle nose dolphins sometimes grab an old Spanish coin off the seafloor and trade it to a tourist for a can of sardines.
That's a hefty profit from a small investment. But wait there's more.
Do not worry. I am here to help get you rich SUPER FAST.
As you probably already know, because you are slick and quick, there are lots and lots of storms that drowned lots and lots of pirates and left lots and lots of gold smothered in starfish pooh.
You want lots of gold and adventure?
Ok.
It's settled.
I get your eternal soul and you get some map I drew with a crayon about an alleged shipwreck. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76585116 United States 04/16/2020 01:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships. Nah, I thought that this would be more interesting, like Nat'l Geo. Not leaving my landlocked state, anyway. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73049824 Canada 04/16/2020 01:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships. Nah I'll just wait until you're out and rob you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72100423 United States 04/16/2020 01:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships. OP i have a dive boat and still cant get my lazy ass off the computer. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78801810 United States 04/16/2020 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships. OP i have a dive boat and still cant get my lazy ass off the computer.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72100423 You can drag your computer into your boat and you're half way to pirate city. That'll be half a soul, I'll come back for the rest. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78801810 United States 04/16/2020 02:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships. Nah I'll just wait until you're out and rob you.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73049824 Now you will have autistic children. Not the ones that can play chopin or repeat all the numerals in pi either but the kind that drink shampoo. Dick. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73049824 Canada 04/16/2020 02:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships.
Nah I'll just wait until you're out and rob you.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73049824 Now you will have autistic children. Not the ones that can play chopin or repeat all the numerals in pi either but the kind that drink shampoo. Dick. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78801810 I said I was gonna rob you not knock up your wife. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78801810 United States 04/16/2020 02:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships. Nah I'll just wait until you're out and rob you.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73049824 Now you will have autistic children. Not the ones that can play chopin or repeat all the numerals in pi either but the kind that drink shampoo. Dick. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78801810 I said I was gonna rob you not knock up your wife. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73049824 TBH she can't even find your micropenis but that doesn't mean she's not sympathetic. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75519698 Canada 04/16/2020 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships. You give me one pirate filled gold ship n I'll give u a pass thru the portals so long as u make good on any bad deeds |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75519698 Canada 04/16/2020 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships. XD |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78800341 Poland 04/16/2020 02:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you are out of work. Don't worry. I am here to help you. Let's talk about sunken pirate ships. I think you might want to get a pen and paper.
Those messy pirates always leaving easily deciphered clues to their treasures buried merely inches in the sand and often crashing their gold filled ships a few feet from shore where bottle nose dolphins sometimes grab an old Spanish coin off the seafloor and trade it to a tourist for a can of sardines.
That's a hefty profit from a small investment. But wait there's more.
Do not worry. I am here to help get you rich SUPER FAST.
As you probably already know, because you are slick and quick, there are lots and lots of storms that drowned lots and lots of pirates and left lots and lots of gold smothered in starfish pooh.
You want lots of gold and adventure?
Ok.
It's settled.
I get your eternal soul and you get some map I drew with a crayon about an alleged shipwreck.
Quoting: Your Friend Satan 78801810 How about *I* get YOUR soul and i'll throw in a Charms lollipop to sweeten the deal. How many licks to get to the center? What ya say? |