Life Be Scary, Yo

Option 1 is the one I pick.

How much toilet paper do you have left?

all that I will ever need

What if someone puts turbo lax in your drinking water?

Who needs old, fat or unhealthy people anyway...

Let's go do this...

I'm waiting for the ice to melt so I can get the boat out and fish. Good news I found 3k rounds of 22 lr I forgot about. Where did all this stuff come from?

I have a handheld spray wand in my shower, and if worse comes to worst, I can literally walk to the Gulf of Mexico in like 3 minutes and rinse my ass.

Dude, you are just humble-bragging right now

It's more like 1% but even at 10% it's better odds than I've had most of my life.

I always thought 70/30 was pretty good BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

They won't get a Trump check.

Hey, UD!

How's life?

Huntin? Fishin?

More fishing these days. Hunting in Florida is pretty boring. I've shot a crapton of hogs, but I don't like eating them unless they are really small.

Weird how the general public just won't touch some topics.

I used to work from home twice a week... Now I work 5 days a week.

My email on my cell phone stops sending me notifications after 5PM, I log off my work computer at 5PM and enjoy the comforts of the house I used to rush home to from the office.

No more 40 minutes in traffic, cursing. No more pretending to give a shit about my co-workers weekend. I eat when I want, not at 12PM like everyone's conditioned to take their lunch break at the same time.

I fuck my girl when I want, and grab a blowjob during conference calls on mute.

Everyone going "crazy" cooped up at home is weak.

We're still getting snow but hunting was good this year, we took a couple of cows and a guest took a huge bull.

We bought some hunting property down in Texas to hunt hogs, whitetails and fish. It's on Toledo Bend Res. bordering the lake, national forest and timber co property.

The hogs are nuts there but night hunting and suppressors are legal combined with the corn feeder it's a target rich environment.

I put about a 200lbs sow in the aging locker for 21 days and she came out beautiful I just wish they had more belly for bacon. I was hoping all the corn would give her more belly it didn't but it did help with flavor and fat.

Did you say you're on the gulf side?

Yep. we moved a couple years ago.

No more ET doomsday ranch, we live in a condo by the beach now