Thousands of Tits Have Been Found Dead in Germany

Save the Tits!

Nothin’ like a pair of big German tits at Oktoberfest.

“The blue tit is found across Europe and is one of the most common visitors to UK gardens.”

Yes, you’ll often find nice tits enjoying gardens.

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What a cute bird, kinda looks like a Technicolor Chickadee!

Why day blue.

Well, there’s blue balls for guys. Maybe blue tits for women?

I love waking up in the morning to find a pair of tits outside my window.

I don’t think my neighbor’s a big fan of birds. The other day I heard him shout from inside his house: “Look at those fucking tits!”

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Look at the pecker on that tit!

“Members of the public have been urged to report any sick or dead blue tits through Garden Wildlife Health.”

“We are aware of the recent reports of blue tit mortality from Germany and understand investigations are under way to determine the cause,” Lawson said. “Once a diagnosis is reached, we will be able to comment on whether the condition affecting blue tit populations in Germany is one that we also see in Great Britain.”

Oktoberfest will never be the same.

“The infection discovered causes pneumonia in tits – predominantly blue tits...”

Who wrote this article? Lol They should get a Pulitzer.

So they are going tits up?

I assume the females are called tits, so the males are tats?

Or asses. T&A.

I put out a feeder for a pair of tits that come by my house every now and then.

Bacterial infection that causes pneumonia, breathing difficulties...

From the Guardian article...

Mystery bird illness investigated after German blue tit deaths
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The first laboratory test results on the dead birds have found a bacterial infection (Suttonella ornithocola) that has been known in the UK since the 1990s and which affects birds similarly. The infection was reported in Germany in 2018. Further test results on birds are expected over the next few days.

The infection discovered causes pneumonia in tits – predominantly blue tits – and they become lethargic with fluffed-up plumage and breathing difficulties. There are no reports of this affecting any other animals apart from birds.


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Not the sort of tits I was thinking of.

Sunflower seeds? Fruit?

No, usually a filet mignon with a nice Chianti.

Yes, sadly even those big, beautiful German Oktoberfest tits are susceptible to respiratory infection.

A bra?

That's very sad. I wonder if it's actually a disease, or 5G related.

Animal rights bumper sticker: IF YOU LOVE YOUR TITS, SET THEM FREE!

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What if they have bird corona?

I'm happy to see birds die...they cost me thousands at the car-wash...

5G???