I have a crystal ball.

I see a balding, fat, ugly middle aged man with bad teeth drinking Coca Cola. He lives in a rusted out trailer on his lawn. His wife is a 600lb lard who stuffs her face with Doritos all day and complains about Trump not giving her enough money for her fat ass.

The man reads GLP hoping for the end of the world to come while he collects his welfare check.

He posts under the username NDFarm.