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THEY DID DISTANCE ADJUSTMENT ON APRIL 29TH ASTEROID!!! RED MEGA ALERT!!!

 
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THEY DID DISTANCE ADJUSTMENT ON APRIL 29TH ASTEROID!!! RED MEGA ALERT!!!
O M G THIS IS IT THE BIG ONE, WHAT THEY PREPARED FOR, ITS WHY THEY KICKED THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD UNTIL NOW!

THEY JUST UPDATED THE DISTANCE AND ITS FAR CLOSER, ENOUGH FOR ITS OWN GRAVITY TO GET SWUNG IN AND CHANGE AT THE LAST MINUTE!!!

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ITS HUGE! 3 AND A HALF MILES WIDE!!!
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bump to keep an eye on this...
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THEY TOLD US 6.1 AND CHANGED NOW TO 3.9!

THEY JUST PROVED THEY ARE LYING AND DONT KNOW SHIT! JUST WAIT UNTIL THE UPDATE AGAIN IT WILL BE -0.001 BUT OH TOO LATE!

THEY CANT AFFORD TO PANIC THE MASSES BUT US GLPERS DESERVE TO KNOW!
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Sweet
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76316261


This distance adjustment is a game changer! Anything is possible at this point! I dont got no crystal ball but ill be fucking damned before I trust NASA 100%
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ASTROTARD CAN'T HIDE THE TRUTH MUCH LONGER
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Enough to effect a pole shift or several quakes in 8 to 9 range and many volcanoes blowing.
It doesn't have to hit...yes this could be it


Bring on the rapture
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Yawn.

That is still at least 15 times farther away than the Moon.

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Sweet
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76316261


This distance adjustment is a game changer! Anything is possible at this point! I dont got no crystal ball but ill be fucking damned before I trust NASA 100%
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78274644


hf
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Thats it! Im doubling my preps now! *mask and goggles on* BBL
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Boring nothing that fun will ever happen, not in my lifetime any way...
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Well, we can't do a thing to survive mega asteroid doom. But, you know.... this is glp, where nothing ever actually happens..
The best stories are told by the survivors.
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Enough to effect a pole shift or several quakes in 8 to 9 range and many volcanoes blowing.
It doesn't have to hit...yes this could be it


Bring on the rapture
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Bump
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Enough to effect a pole shift or several quakes in 8 to 9 range and many volcanoes blowing.
It doesn't have to hit...yes this could be it


Bring on the rapture
 Quoting: Rasputin 75299912


bert-facepalm
There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!

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Any idea, is this an asteroid that was fired at? I will look it up.
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They won't allow it within 6 ft of earth.
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Enough to effect a pole shift or several quakes in 8 to 9 range and many volcanoes blowing.
It doesn't have to hit...yes this could be it


Bring on the rapture
 Quoting: Rasputin 75299912


No rapture. You suffer with everyone else.

Compare what Jesus said to what Paul said.

Matthew 24

29 Immediately* after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other*.


1 Thessalonians 4

14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.
15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.
16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

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FFS...wont even see the damn thing.
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FAKE

this one will "just miss" like the millions of others you gullible sheep

THE EARTH IS FLAT AND STATIONARY.
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... can this be DEBUNKED???? ...
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... resident debunker? show up? ... seriously? ...
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... can't be real BECAUSE he is doing a COMMERCIAL for investments ...laugh...
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Fools and the dead don't change their minds. Fools won't and the dead can't.

When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You are only telling the world that you fear what he might say. Quoting: CountryWise

Amos 5:13 - Therefore at such a time the prudent person keeps silent, for it is an evil time.
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y’all stupid
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... so it's wednesday ...
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Our family celebrates The Lord's Feasts:
[link to www.grafted-promise.net]

Fools and the dead don't change their minds. Fools won't and the dead can't.

When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You are only telling the world that you fear what he might say. Quoting: CountryWise

Amos 5:13 - Therefore at such a time the prudent person keeps silent, for it is an evil time.
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They won't allow it within 6 ft of earth.
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I dreamed it was here last night.

Appeared orange/red, it was in the sky like 10 times larger than the moon. Almost holographic.
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The TV show "Salvation" was all about this. It's on Netflix if you missed it on CNBS.

It involved a billionaire and a prodigy out of Harvard. The kid found a asteroid that wasn't recorded using his own software, but the data was telling him it was going to hit. The comet was a ELE.

The billionaire was funding a project for a colony on Mars, he then switched from saving a few to saving everyone and tried all kinds of ideas on saving the world. One of them involved using satelites to knock it off course.

But the interesting thing was the government had a secret project called "ATLAS". The billionaire also became president lol.

All in all it's entertaining; worth a watch when you got nothing to do. Maybe you can try to piece some messages together. It was cancelled so don't get too involved.

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Why the proxy, OP? Leads me to believe you are full of shit ... or worse.
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O M G THIS IS IT THE BIG ONE, WHAT THEY PREPARED FOR, ITS WHY THEY KICKED THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD UNTIL NOW!

THEY JUST UPDATED THE DISTANCE AND ITS FAR CLOSER, ENOUGH FOR ITS OWN GRAVITY TO GET SWUNG IN AND CHANGE AT THE LAST MINUTE!!!


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Its not gonna happen. There are too many parties involved with this planet and they protect it. They have diffused so many nuclear weapons and deflected attacks before. It, will, not, happen.
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The TV show "Salvation" was all about this. It's on Netflix if you missed it on CNBS.

It involved a billionaire and a prodigy out of Harvard. The kid found a asteroid that wasn't recorded using his own software, but the data was telling him it was going to hit. The comet was a ELE.

The billionaire was funding a project for a colony on Mars, he then switched from saving a few to saving everyone and tried all kinds of ideas on saving the world. One of them involved using satelites to knock it off course.

But the interesting thing was the government had a secret project called "ATLAS". The billionaire also became president lol.

All in all it's entertaining; worth a watch when you got nothing to do. Maybe you can try to piece some messages together. It was cancelled so don't get too involved.


 Quoting: SocialEnigma 78654843


I liked that show, I hate the ending though. They really needed a season 3.
Darius Tans was supposed to be Elon Musk
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Enough to effect a pole shift or several quakes in 8 to 9 range and many volcanoes blowing.
It doesn't have to hit...yes this could be it


Bring on the rapture
 Quoting: Rasputin 75299912


No rapture. You suffer with everyone else.

Compare what Jesus said to what Paul said.

Matthew 24

29 Immediately* after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other*.


1 Thessalonians 4

14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him.
15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.
16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
 Quoting: Servant-of-the-LORD


I am really unsure which one of you sounds crazier... let's call it a tie!

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