A MONKEY riding a mini MOTORBIKE tries to STEAL a TODDLER --- Can 2020 get any weirder?!!!!! (VIDEO)

That must be Joe Biden's monkey.

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Lol!

This week on Karl Pilkingtons Monkey News

OK

This thread gets my WTF? award for the year.....



Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 05/04/2020 08:13 AM

"and here... we see the urban monkey searching for a source of food"....

(guess the voice) ;)

I'm petrified of monkeys. Now I won't sleep. Thank you!

Not hardly, but if saying that made you happy...

That's some evil shit right there.

Ain't Indonesia one of those countries that administer harsh punishments for crime ?

Trained to ride bike by elites. They need their A.C.

I never saw that delicious child stealing monkey before in my life.

Wow that's John Podesta's pet monkey!

or maybe creepy joe's?

So the person taking the video, 1) focuses first on the bike riding monkey as it comes down the alley, 2) then jumps ahead to focus on the group of children where the monkey is to stop at, 3) shows no surprise when the monkey jumps off and begins dragging the child, the camera doesn't jump or anything, stays perfectly focused on the action.

So staged!

WOW, thanks Ms Bunny, that's something.

The ol' story of the frog and the scorpion. Monkeys are kleptomaniacs by nature.

We have a lot of them in Seattle.

With ya.

I would have said that, back in the good ole' days of 2019 and such. But this 2020 is so odd-ball, who know what tomorrow holds, yet alone next month!

THIS!!!!!!!

And Not funny!!!!

Nothing that involves a child is funny.

dude, slow the vid down to .25 and you can see the monkey being dragged once it was latched onto the kid! Someone trained it to ride latch and hold on while being dragged.

Again everyone watch the vid slow and tell me the monkey is dragging that kid along as it's on it's side getting dragged itself trying its best to hold onto the object that will get it rewarded. Fuck sick sick sick to my stomach.

Monkeys scare me since I saw the ones in pooba hats flying with bat wings.....

slow the vid down perth, whoever was dragging that monkey back needs to be deleted from society

The monkey was formerly employed by Jeffrey Eppstein.

Seriously. Firstly, put the video into slow motion. Watch the absolute lack of reaction from the other children. Look at the man's arm as he extends it (go-go-gadget). Then look at the child's legs as she walks back to the other children. Now look at the man's legs as he walks down the alley.

That's a terrible attempt at CGI.


You have no idea what interesting is when it comes to Maddie. No idea.

Spank the monkey.

Good thing the monkey wasn’t driving a rape van.

Looks like it belongs to the kid now.