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I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.

 
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I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
I've learned a lot about myself.
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After they stop people vaping they are going to ban farting. Its coming. Fart now, but soon it will be banned and you wont be able to do it anymore.
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
After they stop people vaping they are going to ban farting. Its coming. Fart now, but soon it will be banned and you wont be able to do it anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77493860


I think they just want to ban living... the global cultural revolution has begun but on a global scale.

This will make the great depression, the red famine, the holocaust look tame in comparison if humanity doesn't wake up to the war that is right now being waged against them by a small group of psychopathic elites.
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
They are talking about 14 day quarantine for travellers arriving in the uk unbelievable?
So
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They are talking about 14 day quarantine for travellers arriving in the uk unbelievable?
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Did you see how they crowded all those people onto the AirLingus flight last week? Those Irish passengers will have all been farting like Arabs after drinking Guinness all day. It must have been Hell in there.
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05/08/2020 06:45 PM
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They are talking about 14 day quarantine for travellers arriving in the uk unbelievable?
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Did you see how they crowded all those people onto the AirLingus flight last week? Those Irish passengers will have all been farting like Arabs after drinking Guinness all day. It must have been Hell in there.
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I try to eat enough beans, mayonaise, peanut butter and bananas so that my farts will overwhelm the stench of everyone else's. The only problem is that it's too easy to shart while I'm slipping them out. Of course, that tends to speed up my trip through customs and immigration.
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I've learned a lot about myself.
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It is true!
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05/09/2020 07:52 AM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
I try to eat enough beans, mayonaise, peanut butter and bananas so that my farts will overwhelm the stench of everyone else's. The only problem is that it's too easy to shart while I'm slipping them out. Of course, that tends to speed up my trip through customs and immigration.
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That is ddisgusting.
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05/09/2020 07:55 AM
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You will get the most satisfaction if your room is air tight.
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
After they stop people vaping they are going to ban farting. Its coming. Fart now, but soon it will be banned and you wont be able to do it anymore.
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they aren't going to ban it, but they will want to regulate every aspect of it. Gov. will tell you how long the fart can last, regulate how much it can stink, and you will be taxed on the evironmental impact of the fart.
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
After they stop people vaping they are going to ban farting. Its coming. Fart now, but soon it will be banned and you wont be able to do it anymore.
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they aren't going to ban it, but they will want to regulate every aspect of it. Gov. will tell you how long the fart can last, regulate how much it can stink, and you will be taxed on the evironmental impact of the fart.
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This is a strong possibility.
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
Breathe deep into your pussy
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05/09/2020 08:05 AM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
Get some activated charcoal, its great stuff. I fart 67% less because of it. buttloser
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
Thanks for sharing!

I wonder if this is a natural defense mechanism for repelling sniffy Joe Biden.
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05/09/2020 08:44 AM
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Get some activated charcoal, its great stuff. I fart 67% less because of it. buttloser
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Less cabbage and baked beans.
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05/09/2020 08:53 AM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
Your conscience trying to get your undivided attention?
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minons_laughing
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05/09/2020 09:29 AM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
Get some Atkins protein bars. Then you will have military grade DEADLY farts.
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So you take a walk at social distance guidelines, shake a leg!
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no sht bro no sht
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05/10/2020 11:35 AM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
let it breathe
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
Get some activated charcoal, its great stuff. I fart 67% less because of it. buttloser
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


Less cabbage and baked beans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78441764


I don't do beans. But green cabbage is my favorite and last week a I ate a whole one and the farts came, steady.
I could have fueled a trip to the the moon. s226
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05/10/2020 11:38 AM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
The OP needs an enema. Maybe 3 enemas will do the job.
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05/10/2020 11:43 AM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
You need to go to India and get on a train, give them a bit back, let rip for four hours in a heatwave on a Train where the windows are stuck closed. Those filthy back-valves.
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
Get some activated charcoal, its great stuff. I fart 67% less because of it. buttloser
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


Less cabbage and baked beans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78441764


I don't do beans. But green cabbage is my favorite and last week a I ate a whole one and the farts came, steady.
I could have fueled a trip to the the moon. s226
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Once you get in orbit fire up the guinness tanks and fart across the solar system.
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05/10/2020 06:19 PM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
Ffs drink some water
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
I've learned a lot about myself.
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Do they taste good?
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05/10/2020 06:24 PM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
Keep some toilet roll ready in case you draw mud.
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
Yeah another 6 weeks of that. Lockdown will never end.
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05/13/2020 09:27 AM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
You will get the most satisfaction if your room is air tight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78216651


...and the heat turned up
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05/13/2020 09:34 AM
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Re: I've been spending my time in isolation farting a lot.
How's that workin' out for ya?

Bet it stinks.

You were so full of yourself.





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