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YouAreDreaming
(OP) User ID: 77990689 Canada 05/08/2020 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After they stop people vaping they are going to ban farting. Its coming. Fart now, but soon it will be banned and you wont be able to do it anymore. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77493860 I think they just want to ban living... the global cultural revolution has begun but on a global scale. This will make the great depression, the red famine, the holocaust look tame in comparison if humanity doesn't wake up to the war that is right now being waged against them by a small group of psychopathic elites. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77493860 United Kingdom 05/08/2020 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They are talking about 14 day quarantine for travellers arriving in the uk unbelievable? Quoting: Crater Did you see how they crowded all those people onto the AirLingus flight last week? Those Irish passengers will have all been farting like Arabs after drinking Guinness all day. It must have been Hell in there. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78889318 United States 05/08/2020 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They are talking about 14 day quarantine for travellers arriving in the uk unbelievable? Quoting: Crater Did you see how they crowded all those people onto the AirLingus flight last week? Those Irish passengers will have all been farting like Arabs after drinking Guinness all day. It must have been Hell in there. I try to eat enough beans, mayonaise, peanut butter and bananas so that my farts will overwhelm the stench of everyone else's. The only problem is that it's too easy to shart while I'm slipping them out. Of course, that tends to speed up my trip through customs and immigration. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78441764 United Kingdom 05/09/2020 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I try to eat enough beans, mayonaise, peanut butter and bananas so that my farts will overwhelm the stench of everyone else's. The only problem is that it's too easy to shart while I'm slipping them out. Of course, that tends to speed up my trip through customs and immigration. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78889318 That is ddisgusting. |
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User ID: 75923721 United States 05/09/2020 07:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After they stop people vaping they are going to ban farting. Its coming. Fart now, but soon it will be banned and you wont be able to do it anymore. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77493860 they aren't going to ban it, but they will want to regulate every aspect of it. Gov. will tell you how long the fart can last, regulate how much it can stink, and you will be taxed on the evironmental impact of the fart. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78441764 United Kingdom 05/09/2020 08:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After they stop people vaping they are going to ban farting. Its coming. Fart now, but soon it will be banned and you wont be able to do it anymore. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77493860 they aren't going to ban it, but they will want to regulate every aspect of it. Gov. will tell you how long the fart can last, regulate how much it can stink, and you will be taxed on the evironmental impact of the fart. This is a strong possibility. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73848670 Canada 05/10/2020 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get some activated charcoal, its great stuff. I fart 67% less because of it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670 Less cabbage and baked beans. I don't do beans. But green cabbage is my favorite and last week a I ate a whole one and the farts came, steady. I could have fueled a trip to the the moon. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77493860 United Kingdom 05/10/2020 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get some activated charcoal, its great stuff. I fart 67% less because of it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670 Less cabbage and baked beans. I don't do beans. But green cabbage is my favorite and last week a I ate a whole one and the farts came, steady. I could have fueled a trip to the the moon. Once you get in orbit fire up the guinness tanks and fart across the solar system. |
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