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For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy

 
TlvmmCpoft

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05/15/2020 03:32 PM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
The government explaining how to be less of a whore while admitting you're a whore and that they can't change you.

I'm having flashbacks to the early days of the AIDS epidemic.

Last Edited by TlvmmCpoft on 05/15/2020 03:33 PM
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

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05/15/2020 04:01 PM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
Shit where do I sign up for that? Do I pick them or do they pick me? Maybe communism is not all bad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78484074


You have to get a doctors prescription
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05/15/2020 04:02 PM
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Shit where do I sign up for that? Do I pick them or do they pick me? Maybe communism is not all bad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78484074


You have to get a doctors prescription
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51750288


Tell the good doctor youve been having aching pains in your nuts and loneliness. He will prescribe you a seksbuddy.
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05/15/2020 04:09 PM
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The government explaining how to be less of a whore while admitting you're a whore and that they can't change you.

I'm having flashbacks to the early days of the AIDS epidemic.
 Quoting: TlvmmCpoft


If you enjoy sex youre a whore?
chasity  (OP)

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05/15/2020 05:07 PM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
can you get a prescription for one?
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Probably if it's covered by insurance.
grass fed sardines
Revbo™

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05/15/2020 08:23 PM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
Shit where do I sign up for that? Do I pick them or do they pick me? Maybe communism is not all bad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78484074


The government assigns you one, and you don’t get to pick the gender.
John 8:32

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2020 08:37 PM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
I need a pandemic seksbuddy. Can be boy or girl.
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Me too. Boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321956


Get a room you two
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2020 08:48 PM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
I need a pandemic seksbuddy. Can be boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51750288


Me too. Boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321956


Get a room you two
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78919145


They are the same person. They get off on this.
How hard can it be to find another gay in your own town? They are everywhere go find one already.
Butch DeFeo

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05/15/2020 09:03 PM
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The phrase "sex buddy" is either gay, or pathetic.

IMPENDINGDOOM
:DOCSRBAFFLED::redblueLED::DONTBEAPANDEMICS:
Only you can stop the fake pandemic for yourself, no one will ever tell you the pandemic is over. It's time to WIN.
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05/15/2020 09:04 PM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
Shit where do I sign up for that? Do I pick them or do they pick me? Maybe communism is not all bad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78484074


The government assigns you one, and you don’t get to pick the gender.
 Quoting: Revbo™


Now that is starting to sound like communism again.
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05/15/2020 09:12 PM

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I need a pandemic seksbuddy. Can be boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51750288


Me too. Boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321956


Fucking pedo.
You are born with the truth, then taught a lie.
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05/15/2020 09:13 PM

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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
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Your married OP, no thanks for rubbing it in!

Why is there no business or other entity that can put people together and get them to become sex partners?

All we have are DIY "matching" bullshit that never have even reasonable results.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78889318


Grindr?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321956


Grindr is GAY bullshit!

Sex is between a man and girls!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78889318

Another fucking pedo. Men and women.
You are born with the truth, then taught a lie.
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die…

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05/15/2020 09:16 PM

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“Sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible (think of telling erotic stories, masturbating together).”

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lmpaja
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05/15/2020 09:22 PM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
 Quoting: chasity


Your married OP, no thanks for rubbing it in!

Why is there no business or other entity that can put people together and get them to become sex partners?

All we have are DIY "matching" bullshit that never have even reasonable results.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78889318



 Quoting: chasity


Your married OP, no thanks for rubbing it in!

Why is there no business or other entity that can put people together and get them to become sex partners?

All we have are DIY "matching" bullshit that never have even reasonable results


I'm married and never get it... And I'm great at it
Remedial_Rebel

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05/15/2020 09:23 PM

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“Sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible (think of telling erotic stories, masturbating together).”

[link to www.theguardian.com (secure)]

lmpaja
 Quoting: LittleMe


No wonder the net is slow. Skype must be flooding it.

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05/15/2020 09:24 PM

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Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

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LittleMe
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05/15/2020 09:31 PM

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“Sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible (think of telling erotic stories, masturbating together).”

[link to www.theguardian.com (secure)]

lmpaja
 Quoting: LittleMe


No wonder the net is slow. Skype must be flooding it.

daffy
 Quoting: Remedial_Rebel


FaceTime ... lmrico
ReallyBadatFake

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05/15/2020 10:42 PM
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can you get a prescription for one?
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Probably if it's covered by insurance.
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Outta luck then. Lost my insurance when I lost my job. Thx covid.
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05/15/2020 10:50 PM
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Effin' I like dingle berries in my cereal.s abound. Think I'll stay single. I have no desire to find out what some seemingly great guy's disgusting fetish is. Twinks? Gross.
Red John

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05/15/2020 10:56 PM

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“Sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible (think of telling erotic stories, masturbating together).”

[link to www.theguardian.com (secure)]

lmpaja
 Quoting: LittleMe


No wonder the net is slow. Skype must be flooding it.

daffy
 Quoting: Remedial_Rebel


FaceTime ... lmrico
 Quoting: LittleMe


really

ain't no actual

sis
taunter
bananasex
sideways

goin on
on face time

daffy
lmpaja

just ain't the same

gnomesayin
LittleMe
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05/15/2020 11:20 PM

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“Sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible (think of telling erotic stories, masturbating together).”

[link to www.theguardian.com (secure)]

lmpaja
 Quoting: LittleMe


No wonder the net is slow. Skype must be flooding it.

daffy
 Quoting: Remedial_Rebel


FaceTime ... lmrico
 Quoting: LittleMe


really

ain't no actual

sis
taunter
bananasex
sideways

goin on
on face time

daffy
lmpaja

just ain't the same

gnomesayin
 Quoting: Red John


Well, sometimes there’s no other way. lmsad
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05/15/2020 11:26 PM
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 Quoting: chasity


Your married OP, no thanks for rubbing it in!

Why is there no business or other entity that can put people together and get them to become sex partners?

All we have are DIY "matching" bullshit that never have even reasonable results.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78889318


I can see it now. CovidDate.com (or KungFluDate.com if you're in to Asian chicks). You have to upload a new negative test every day to continue to use the site (and its other members).
 Quoting: Revbo™



Swipe up for positive, down for negative?
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05/16/2020 12:14 AM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
I need a pandemic seksbuddy. Can be boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51750288


Me too. Boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321956


Yuck.

Black van will be in your driveway sometime late A.M.
TRUMP 2020

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05/16/2020 12:17 AM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
I need a pandemic seksbuddy. Can be boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51750288


Me too. Boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321956


Yuck.

Black van will be in your driveway sometime late A.M.
 Quoting: Lumberghini




You should be turned in.

This dude really odd posts, bordering on abuse...
Lumberghini

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05/16/2020 12:23 AM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
I need a pandemic seksbuddy. Can be boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51750288


Me too. Boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321956


Yuck.

Black van will be in your driveway sometime late A.M.
 Quoting: Lumberghini




You should be turned in.

This dude really odd posts, bordering on abuse...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78866114


LMFAO

SNOWFLAKE ALERT!!!

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Lumberghini

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05/16/2020 12:25 AM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
I need a pandemic seksbuddy. Can be boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51750288


Me too. Boy or girl.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321956


Yuck.

Black van will be in your driveway sometime late A.M.
 Quoting: Lumberghini




You should be turned in.

This dude really odd posts, bordering on abuse...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78866114


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05/16/2020 12:25 AM
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Re: For those of you without a pandemic seksbuddy
lol.
Bir Yaqub

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05/16/2020 12:34 AM

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Can they host? The wife is always around here.
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05/16/2020 12:45 AM
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Can they host? The wife is always around here.
 Quoting: Bir Yaqub


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LittleMe
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Can they host? The wife is always around here.
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billclinton1
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hillary





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