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Its heart breaking to find out how your Secret Crush is married with children now | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77901153 United States05/15/2020 09:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She'll be fat and washed up in 3 years and you'll be happy to be away from her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77124500 LOL. I was gonna say the same thing. Once your biological imperative tapers off and you don't have kids or a fat nasty bitch wife you'll be SO FUCKING HAPPY you didn't let the hormones win the day. Be mad that you didn't have some fun with her but BE HAPPY you didn't buy the cow. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 45298065 United States07/06/2020 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She'll be fat and washed up in 3 years and you'll be happy to be away from her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77124500 LOL. I was gonna say the same thing. Once your biological imperative tapers off and you don't have kids or a fat nasty bitch wife you'll be SO FUCKING HAPPY you didn't let the hormones win the day. Be mad that you didn't have some fun with her but BE HAPPY you didn't buy the cow. The bbn only got purpose in life is to reproduce. You failed even at that. |
| nutmeg
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| nutmeg
User ID: 76388104 United States07/06/2020 11:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She'll be fat and washed up in 3 years and you'll be happy to be away from her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77124500 LOL. I was gonna say the same thing. Once your biological imperative tapers off and you don't have kids or a fat nasty bitch wife you'll be SO FUCKING HAPPY you didn't let the hormones win the day. Be mad that you didn't have some fun with her but BE HAPPY you didn't buy the cow. The bbn only got purpose in life is to reproduce. You failed even at that. You failed at being a good person. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79090256  Ireland07/06/2020 11:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was this one girl I had the hots for back in 2012. I should have asked her out then but I was working on my career and getting my life together. She always came to sit by me and spoke to me during the family parties. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72438053 Fuck I'm so angry at myself. It wasn't that I was shy or an incel. It was because I felt like she was going to be a distraction if I got into a relationship with her. I chose a career and she chose family. Fast forward 8 years later, I just saw her social media and she is married now with 2 kids. My heart immediately sank when I saw that shit. I could have sworn my emotions caused a piece of paper located on the other side of the room to fall off a table. I know I'm going to see her again in 3 years because she's friends with my cousin and when I do, I will keep my feelings to myself. Motherfucker, I'm going to park your candy van up your God damn asshole with the tow truck attached if I see one more of these threads. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 45298065 United States07/06/2020 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She'll be fat and washed up in 3 years and you'll be happy to be away from her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77124500 LOL. I was gonna say the same thing. Once your biological imperative tapers off and you don't have kids or a fat nasty bitch wife you'll be SO FUCKING HAPPY you didn't let the hormones win the day. Be mad that you didn't have some fun with her but BE HAPPY you didn't buy the cow. The bbn only got purpose in life is to reproduce. You failed even at that. You failed at being a good person. Nah. I'm generous My kids keep me going really. Couldnt imagine sitting alone in my 30s living out my bachelor days while everyone I know love is getting married and having kids. Couldnt imagine dieing alone...that would suck. |
| jkm1864
User ID: 77810344 United States07/07/2020 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trust Me it doesn't get better as You get closer to 50 because You still want that special someone to give life meaning. Actually it gets worse to be honest because all those hotties lose their looks so they are no longer attractive. I'm no spring chicken either but I'm only 20 pounds heavier than when I was 25 and I still look the same but the singles market is so brutal and at 25 I didn't feel good enough and at 47 its a lot worse. Yeah I get attention but after 17 years of being with a over weight woman I'm not doing it again so that kind of limits My options to zero. Pussy Grabber Extraordinaire |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79090256 Ireland07/07/2020 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3807289 Canada07/07/2020 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok that sounded harsher reading it then it did in my head. She's still a nice person but she spent so much time not giving me the time of day. I spent years trying to win her but was not enough. Oh well. On the brighter side my wife left me too and about three weeks later some guy calls the house looking for her. I never cheated, never even went to a strip club, and she was getting some strange maybe even the whole time. Love is a joke on men nowadays. |
| Crash Override 2.0
User ID: 78698328 United States07/07/2020 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Trust Me it doesn't get better as You get closer to 50 because You still want that special someone to give life meaning. Actually it gets worse to be honest because all those hotties lose their looks so they are no longer attractive. I'm no spring chicken either but I'm only 20 pounds heavier than when I was 25 and I still look the same but the singles market is so brutal and at 25 I didn't feel good enough and at 47 its a lot worse. Yeah I get attention but after 17 years of being with a over weight woman I'm not doing it again so that kind of limits My options to zero. Quoting: jkm1864 A-fucking-men, brother. Amen. "Decent men and women form a line and dance in time - it's a far parade” The ghost of war, the painted whore, dial up one nine one four - it's a far parade“ - Eldritch (2009) “... and we’re just the virus, each of us carries inside of us ...” - King (1996) “ —a death that we can cure." - Bush (Washington, D.C., Oct. 18, 2007) |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76273531  United Kingdom07/07/2020 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79065726 Canada07/07/2020 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most of you creeps think that you could have had her, the one you crushed on, when the truth is, she wouldnt touch you with a 10 foot pole. She is married and has kids. So? That means she didn't want you in the first place. Just because a woman is nice to you, doesn't mean she likes you romatically!! Get that thru your thick skull moron! |
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| GoyFawkes User ID: 75665034 United States07/07/2020 01:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was this one girl I had the hots for back in 2012. I should have asked her out then but I was working on my career and getting my life together. She always came to sit by me and spoke to me during the family parties. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72438053 Fuck I'm so angry at myself. It wasn't that I was shy or an incel. It was because I felt like she was going to be a distraction if I got into a relationship with her. I chose a career and she chose family. Fast forward 8 years later, I just saw her social media and she is married now with 2 kids. My heart immediately sank when I saw that shit. I could have sworn my emotions caused a piece of paper located on the other side of the room to fall off a table. I know I'm going to see her again in 3 years because she's friends with my cousin and when I do, I will keep my feelings to myself. Take it to Tinder or Craigslist personals, you assfuck. This is a conspiracy forum. That is all. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1226064 United States07/07/2020 01:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've never had a secret crush. I have no idea what that's like. When I was in college, I looked around at all the girls and said to myself, What a bunch of delusional, self-absorbed dumb shits. And that's the way it's been all my life. I have never even once met a female I would even consider marrying. In my whole life. |
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| jkm1864
User ID: 77810344 United States07/07/2020 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've never had a secret crush. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226064 I have no idea what that's like. When I was in college, I looked around at all the girls and said to myself, What a bunch of delusional, self-absorbed dumb shits. And that's the way it's been all my life. I have never even once met a female I would even consider marrying. In my whole life. Yeah women do kind of have an unrealistic view on life. I think its because men are always tripping over themselves and doing anything to try to get their attention. I kind of think its funny though when they hit their 50's & 60's they complain about being invisible and I tell them now they know how men feel their whole lives. Pussy Grabber Extraordinaire |
| The Rickest Rick Sanchez
User ID: 74613547 United States07/07/2020 02:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is in denial of his gayhood. Only reason to pass up your crush who gives you attention. That's uber un dude-like. The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author. |
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| MarkinAZ
User ID: 78587282 United States07/07/2020 02:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's even better if the prom queen you adored when you were 18 got married young, popped out four kids, gained at least 50lbs with each pregnancy and didn't lose it - and best of all - her husband walked out on her when she got pregnant again for the 5th time and he knew they had not had sex in several months! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 58989235 United States07/07/2020 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was 14-15, I was hanging out at church camp in the evening, and an absolutely lovely young lady asked if I wanted to go for a walk. She was very amorous and held my hand and was sitting real close and all but kissed me. I was too dumb and innocent to act. It was very sweet and she was totally charming, but heck we were kids. Kinda like this famous kissing scene in Hearts in Atlantis. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Why be sad she found joy? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79027809 United States07/07/2020 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was this one girl I had the hots for back in 2012. I should have asked her out then but I was working on my career and getting my life together. She always came to sit by me and spoke to me during the family parties. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72438053 You're better off. Marrying your family members will give you f'd up kids -- and is disgusting.   |
