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Masturbation brings you bad luck

 
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I haven’t spilt my seed in 6 or 7 weeks!
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Spilling it is also wrong - because they come from you and are part of your soul.

The ancient vedas (Rigveda or Aryan peoples of ancient India) mention that when you feel the urge to masturbate (see, they also thought you cannot stop the urge) - that you should you should take that spilled seed and smear it on your chest, next to your heart and say a prayer to the universe - to bless these seeds, your children.

Try it - the following day you will feel great.
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Na I’ll just keep retaining it! All good now that I’m passed 3 weeks rarely think of it now.
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What a soy boy!
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
Prostate cancer brings worse luck.
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Dont do it ma friends. Im a buddhist from sri lanka.

in all major religions its advised not to masturbate. there is some shitty things going there.

But MSM wants you to fap and be slaves of sex.

be safe dont fap. keep your mind free of lust. belive me. your life will be great.

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Masturbation in itself does not bring bad luck. It is what you attribute your energy to - at point of climax (for males, when the seed is spilled). So if you were focusing your energy on a particular woman you found in porn - that person's fortunes and misfortunes will be parted to your soul, at point of climax. Most of the time these poor unfortunate women are victims of the sex trafficking (whether porn-starring or prostitution - one and the same victim thing). And don't think because you are behind a smartphone/computer and watching - it cannot be transferred to you. It is taken from the ether. It can travel, because your soul calls for it.


This is the hidden truth about your semen. It is the hidden life energy.

But should you focus on something that loves you back (when you climax) instead, masturbation will not bring bad luck, unless your wife/girlfriend/partner has some unfortunate luck as well. Then that gets parted with you as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79088711


Well preserving your semen gives you a magnetic presence which pulls people and things into your life. Therefore wasting your seed via masturbation stops that which could also mean making your luck worse in a sense.
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Yes, preserving it is the best way, but what I am saying is the urge will be that strong after a certain duration. And this is natural. Because we are not transient beings. We are human mortals and part of our animal soul will need to be satisfied too. And that doesn't mean your partner will open herself to you either. So you then - you should masturbate to get rid off the urge.

Otherwise, you will get bothered and angered at everything and everyone next to you.
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After a while of avoiding it, your body stops producing semen for reproduction and uses that energy recycled inside for vitality and intellect and manna.
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
Prostate cancer brings worse luck.
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Oh you believe that bullshit lie? Cool./
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Prostate cancer brings worse luck.
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Hey masturbating will make you a billionaire and every woman will want to have sex with you.
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06/29/2020 10:20 PM
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So...since dude's self admitted premature ejaculator he has wisdom to share?

Fuck these crazy people.

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06/29/2020 10:22 PM
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
Dont do it ma friends. Im a buddhist from sri lanka.

in all major religions its advised not to masturbate. there is some shitty things going there.

But MSM wants you to fap and be slaves of sex.

be safe dont fap. keep your mind free of lust. belive me. your life will be great.

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The fuck it does. I jerked off before winning 200$ at the Casino last friday.
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06/29/2020 10:23 PM
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The Bible never mentioned it. Onan wasn't masturbating.
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Masturbation in itself does not bring bad luck. It is what you attribute your energy to - at point of climax (for males, when the seed is spilled). So if you were focusing your energy on a particular woman you found in porn - that person's fortunes and misfortunes will be parted to your soul, at point of climax. Most of the time these poor unfortunate women are victims of the sex trafficking (whether porn-starring or prostitution - one and the same victim thing). And don't think because you are behind a smartphone/computer and watching - it cannot be transferred to you. It is taken from the ether. It can travel, because your soul calls for it.


This is the hidden truth about your semen. It is the hidden life energy.

But should you focus on something that loves you back (when you climax) instead, masturbation will not bring bad luck, unless your wife/girlfriend/partner has some unfortunate luck as well. Then that gets parted with you as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79088711


Well preserving your semen gives you a magnetic presence which pulls people and things into your life. Therefore wasting your seed via masturbation stops that which could also mean making your luck worse in a sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79088041


Yes, preserving it is the best way, but what I am saying is the urge will be that strong after a certain duration. And this is natural. Because we are not transient beings. We are human mortals and part of our animal soul will need to be satisfied too. And that doesn't mean your partner will open herself to you either. So you then - you should masturbate to get rid off the urge.

Otherwise, you will get bothered and angered at everything and everyone next to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79088711


After a while of avoiding it, your body stops producing semen for reproduction and uses that energy recycled inside for vitality and intellect and manna.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79088041


specialstupid
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
What is is with you phaggets and your need to keep other men from jerking off? Fucking weird and really gay.
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So...since dude's self admitted premature ejaculator he has wisdom to share?

Fuck these crazy people.
 Quoting: Bill the Butcher


“The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.” -- Stephen Hawking

Also nowhere does he say anything about that.
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Stupid thread. wtf
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Stupid thread. wtf
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Thanks for the bump and witty contribution
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79088041


So...since dude's self admitted premature ejaculator he has wisdom to share?

Fuck these crazy people.
 Quoting: Bill the Butcher


“The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.” -- Stephen Hawking

Also nowhere does he say anything about that.
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He does. Did you just out yourself as a retard?

You did! lmao
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
Dont do it ma friends. Im a buddhist from sri lanka.

in all major religions its advised not to masturbate. there is some shitty things going there.

But MSM wants you to fap and be slaves of sex.

be safe dont fap. keep your mind free of lust. belive me. your life will be great.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78923828


hesright
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
Stupid thread. wtf
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Thanks for the bump and witty contribution
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No prob. Stupid thread tho.
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06/29/2020 10:57 PM
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
Wrong.but it will curve your stick
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
Drink two glasses of water before, better luck.
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Well, THAT explains why I never win the lottery.
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Absolutely OP, noFap

Changed my life
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
Dont do it ma friends. Im a buddhist from sri lanka.

in all major religions its advised not to masturbate. there is some shitty things going there.

But MSM wants you to fap and be slaves of sex.

be safe dont fap. keep your mind free of lust. belive me. your life will be great.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78923828


How dude?!? I become so hateful otherwise and aggressive. Somethings gotta give!!!
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How long do you go without masturbation or thinking about sex?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79088041


Wat??

I don't understand the question.
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06/29/2020 11:56 PM
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
Religious nuts never realize they create their own worst enemies and rebellion with sexual repression.
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Re: Masturbation brings you bad luck
Dont do it ma friends. Im a buddhist from sri lanka.

in all major religions its advised not to masturbate. there is some shitty things going there.

But MSM wants you to fap and be slaves of sex.

be safe dont fap. keep your mind free of lust. belive me. your life will be great.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78923828


Good, I will blow a load on your God damn tombstone.





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