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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78073861 Canada 05/20/2020 01:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA physicists discover special steel alloy that can float on water. Jim Muddlefuck of the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory explains his discovery. "Steel should sink in water. But we discovered some boats made of steel float. So that means the steel boats are made of is magic steel that is lighter than water. Though some are suggesting that possibly it's not the steel itself, but rather the boats themselves that are magic. Still others claim that possibly the magic boats make the water beneath them magic and much heavier than normal water, so steel won't sink in it. Our research grant just came through. We'll keep studying this curious phenomena until we have a definitive answer, hopefully about the time I'm ready to retire." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30401440 United States 05/20/2020 01:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In related news, NASA discovers magic steel that floats on water. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78073861 NASA physicists discover special steel alloy that can float on water. Jim Muddlefuck of the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory explains his discovery. "Steel should sink in water. But we discovered some boats made of steel float. So that means the steel boats are made of is magic steel that is lighter than water. Though some are suggesting that possibly it's not the steel itself, but rather the boats themselves that are magic. Still others claim that possibly the magic boats make the water beneath them magic and much heavier than normal water, so steel won't sink in it. Our research grant just came through. We'll keep studying this curious phenomena until we have a definitive answer, hopefully about the time I'm ready to retire." LmAo @ Muddlefuck |
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User ID: 78491084 United States 05/20/2020 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I'd like some more sources than the Post and the Daily Star, but if this is not some glitch, the implications will change the very fundamentals of our understanding of the universe. 5 star, suggest pin. I'm not paranoid...am I? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78073861 Canada 05/20/2020 03:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I'd like some more sources than the Post and the Daily Star, but if this is not some glitch, the implications will change the very fundamentals of our understanding of the universe. 5 star, suggest pin. The whole story hinges on the theoretical existence, of a theoretical type of neutrino, that theoretically has too much mass to pass cleanly through the earth, like regular theoretical neutrinos, that have not been proven to exist. So... A) This special neutrino doesn't actually exist and they are detecting something else altogether. B) No theoretical particle known as a neutrino of any kind exists, and they are detecting something else. C) Their equipment is faulty because they have no idea how to detect this theoretical particle, if it even it does actually exist in the first place. D)The special neutrino can go through the earth regardless of what their theoretical calculations may suggest. E) Any one of 10,000 more reasonable explanations. F)A magic dimension where particles age in reverse. You make the call. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78933155 United States 05/20/2020 03:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] They must have seen that episode of red dwarf. Geese, they can't even come up with original lies anymore. They are stealing ridiculous story plots from tv comedies now. Pathetic. |
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User ID: 77943949 United States 05/20/2020 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I'd like some more sources than the Post and the Daily Star, but if this is not some glitch, the implications will change the very fundamentals of our understanding of the universe. 5 star, suggest pin. The whole story hinges on the theoretical existence, of a theoretical type of neutrino, that theoretically has too much mass to pass cleanly through the earth, like regular theoretical neutrinos, that have not been proven to exist. So... A) This special neutrino doesn't actually exist and they are detecting something else altogether. B) No theoretical particle known as a neutrino of any kind exists, and they are detecting something else. C) Their equipment is faulty because they have no idea how to detect this theoretical particle, if it even it does actually exist in the first place. D)The special neutrino can go through the earth regardless of what their theoretical calculations may suggest. E) Any one of 10,000 more reasonable explanations. F)A magic dimension where particles age in reverse. You make the call. The Tau was postulated in early 70s and discovered in 2000. |
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User ID: 75758325 United States 05/20/2020 08:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I'd like some more sources than the Post and the Daily Star, but if this is not some glitch, the implications will change the very fundamentals of our understanding of the universe. 5 star, suggest pin. The whole story hinges on the theoretical existence, of a theoretical type of neutrino, that theoretically has too much mass to pass cleanly through the earth, like regular theoretical neutrinos, that have not been proven to exist. So... A) This special neutrino doesn't actually exist and they are detecting something else altogether. B) No theoretical particle known as a neutrino of any kind exists, and they are detecting something else. C) Their equipment is faulty because they have no idea how to detect this theoretical particle, if it even it does actually exist in the first place. D)The special neutrino can go through the earth regardless of what their theoretical calculations may suggest. E) Any one of 10,000 more reasonable explanations. F)A magic dimension where particles age in reverse. You make the call. let me see if I understand you correctly everything is something else did I sum it all up pretty well? [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Satire is one of the few forms of protected speech we can use to, well, speak. Everything i say is satire and intended for entertainment purposes only. Not a single communication to, from, associated with, or connected to this IP address in any fashion whatsoever, at any point in time (past, present and future), is intended to convey fact. This disclaimer proves everything I type is satire and meant to entertain other people ONLY. Any data which appears to convey a fact or truth is 100% purely unintentional and should only be construed as a playful attempt to joke, provide satire, or entertain. I am not liable for any information that has been, in any way, connected to this computer, IP address, network or person. |
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User ID: 77380852 United States 05/20/2020 08:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] Like Benjamin Button??? They aren't conspiracy theories, they're spoiler alerts. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78619308 United States 05/20/2020 08:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I'd like some more sources than the Post and the Daily Star, but if this is not some glitch, the implications will change the very fundamentals of our understanding of the universe. 5 star, suggest pin. The whole "Muddlefuck" is the giveaway. This isn't real folks, just high-level science trolling for places like this. |
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User ID: 77416429 United States 05/20/2020 08:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] Time is an invention of man.... Ask Alice when she's 10ft tall This is a battle for the future of civilization. If free speech is lost even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead. Elon Musk |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70663772 United States 05/20/2020 08:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What if in our universe, time runs backwards according to the perspective of those observing from within the other one? Might as well label one the republican universe and the other the democrat universe so that people can find comfort in being on what they perceive to be the correct side of universal parallelism. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70663772 United States 05/20/2020 08:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] Time is an invention of man.... ...and yet the passage of it is delineated by the movement of naturally occurring phenomena that as of yet, no one has been able to invent a substitute for. Nothing that has ever been invented by one is solely of one's own creation, and thus, everything, in part, exists as something beyond one's ability to create. |
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