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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74456445 United States 05/20/2020 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I stopped reading after the first word "NASA" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78928743 United States 05/20/2020 11:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] They must have seen that episode of red dwarf. Geese, they can't even come up with original lies anymore. They are stealing ridiculous story plots from tv comedies now. Pathetic. Red Dwarf is a documentary about the British space program! It's all true. I saw it on TV. |
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Q33
User ID: 78698051 Canada 05/20/2020 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | they can't even go the god damn moon for fuck sakes the fuck would they know about shit in the universe goin back wards Quoting: Q33 fuckin china beat yall to the Moon! China went to the Moon? I figured they just went down to Home Depot and got some gravel for their Moon Rocks. [link to www.space.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103527 United States 05/20/2020 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I stopped reading after the first word "NASA" |
Q33
User ID: 78698051 Canada 05/20/2020 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | China grew potatoes on the moon, while here SCIENTIST are telling us somewhere in the universe time runs backwards talk about fake news sheep shit [link to fortune.com (secure)] Last Edited by Coupes on 05/20/2020 11:24 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103527 United States 05/20/2020 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I stopped reading after the first word "NASA" Probably because you knew then that the words would be way to big for you. |
hankie
Everything User ID: 77753356 United States 05/20/2020 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78860182 Still waiting on your definition of time. The laws of physics are the same for all non-accelerating observers, Means that action/reaction is the same everywhere. Your definition is Wrong Sure thing Smater-Then-Einstein. Can you count to potato? LOL Intelligent response It's obvious you wouldn't comprehend an actual scientific answer. Why don't you tell us your theory? And include the math. Hey, maybe you can show us how E=mc2 is wrong! Give it time, it takes time for someone to earn their place as Einstein did over a hand of poker, yes that is how they came up with their little ideas in a poke parlor over a glass of whiskey. Yes, this is true they did all their planning over poker in a parlor as they drank glasses of whiskey. They never did fix the averaging of the speed of Light or the measurement of gravity sense both were averaged. The ones who did it was doing it because they were put on the job to find the measurement all over the world to make sure it was the same, it wasn't the same over all the world, to make it so, they average all the measurements so they would fit. Historically correct for what they did, and why they did it. They were told to find the measurement to all the light and gravity measurements which to check for the speed in different places and the however they checked for gravity, it just didn't fit because it didn't fit, so they made it fit, saved their jobs it did. Sorry I got a headache These are the times that tries men's and women's souls! May we come though it victorious! |
Prowling Panther
User ID: 78068491 United States 05/20/2020 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The legend of Merlin was that he was going backwards in time, thus able to 'foretell the future' to benefit King Arthur. The wrinkle was he never knew what had just happened (it hadn't happened yet, for him), and so appeared to be constantly befuddled. Quoting: Woodsie Going "forward" in time is not difficult. No machines needed. Actually, people do it all the time. How? 1. Precognitive dreams - the most common type of phenomena in future perception. Many people have a dream of things that come to be shortly after or in the distant future. 2. Deja vu - ever had a quick, fleeting moment where you know EVERYTHING that's about to happen and you see it happening as your "feeling" of it happening unfolds? You are experiencing time being non linear for a brief moment and then your brain snaps back into the matrix quickly. There are other ways, but those two are VERY common. Regular meditation practice increases the phenomena. Spend a day with a Buddhist monk and see how much "magic" they can experience in a controlled fashion. If time is not linear, what is it? A basic physics question; if a particle is at point A at time=0, then travels to point B over D distance and arrives at time=1, calculate the velocity of the particle. This requires linear time. If time is not linear, the particle could be at points A and B simultaneously, no? The more I know, the crazier I appear to be. "THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH AN UNFREE WORLD IS TO BECOME SO ABSOLUTELY FREE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS AN ACT OF REBELLION" -ALBERT CAMUS No brains, no pain. The Difference Between Stupidity and Genius Is That Genius Has Its Limits |
Crash Override 2.0
User ID: 78698328 United States 05/20/2020 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In related news, NASA discovers magic steel that floats on water. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78073861 NASA physicists discover special steel alloy that can float on water. Jim Muddlefuck of the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory explains his discovery. "Steel should sink in water. But we discovered some boats made of steel float. So that means the steel boats are made of is magic steel that is lighter than water. Though some are suggesting that possibly it's not the steel itself, but rather the boats themselves that are magic. Still others claim that possibly the magic boats make the water beneath them magic and much heavier than normal water, so steel won't sink in it. Our research grant just came through. We'll keep studying this curious phenomena until we have a definitive answer, hopefully about the time I'm ready to retire." SAME NASA RESEARCH TEAM THAT DISCOVERED MAGIC STEEL MAKES STARTLING DISCOVERY “While researching the properties of magic steel, we were doing comparative analysis of it with our peers at CERN researching dark matter. It was raining that day and just as the sun came out, we discovered there is more than just dark and light matter, there are shades of matter seven shades of matter actually!” Dr. Mindbender continued, “...so, uh, we not only think it’s scientifically unsound to continue speaking on just regular matter and dark matter, we, uh think maybe it’s a little politically incorrect. From here on out we will expunge the use of the term “dark matter” in favor of the term “rainbow matter”. Less than Fiddy "Decent men and women form a line and dance in time - it's a far parade” The ghost of war, the painted whore, dial up one nine one four - it's a far parade“ - Eldritch (2009) “... and we’re just the virus, each of us carries inside of us ...” - King (1996) “ —a death that we can cure." - Bush (Washington, D.C., Oct. 18, 2007) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78934180 United Kingdom 05/20/2020 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I stopped reading after the first word "NASA" Probably because you knew then that the words would be way to big for you. No, he stopped reading because he knew everything after that would be utter bullshit. You kept reading because you're an imbecile, which is what NASA counts on. |
Hub Cap Halo
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77119396 United States 05/20/2020 11:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | China grew potatoes on the moon, while here SCIENTIST are telling us somewhere in the universe time runs backwards talk about fake news sheep shit Quoting: Q33 [link to fortune.com (secure)] I think they blew them up too. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103527 United States 05/20/2020 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I stopped reading after the first word "NASA" Probably because you knew then that the words would be way to big for you. No, he stopped reading because he knew everything after that would be utter bullshit. You kept reading because you're an imbecile, which is what NASA counts on. Go fuck yourself. The dumb fuck brits here are some of the biggest pieces of shit on the internet. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74103527 United States 05/20/2020 11:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] I stopped reading after the first word "NASA" Probably because you knew then that the words would be way to big for you. No, he stopped reading because he knew everything after that would be utter bullshit. You kept reading because you're an imbecile, which is what NASA counts on. Hey dumb fuck...reading something doesn't mean you believe it. Keep being an ignorant fuck though if you'd like. |
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Q33
User ID: 78698051 Canada 05/20/2020 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | China grew potatoes on the moon, while here SCIENTIST are telling us somewhere in the universe time runs backwards talk about fake news sheep shit Quoting: Q33 [link to fortune.com (secure)] I think they blew them up too. Naw pool that shit is still roaming around the back of the moon! Sure makes Us look like losers |
Emerald_Glow 2.0
User ID: 76456970 United States 05/20/2020 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can go back and forth in time in our universe as well, just as you to and from any location. We just don't know the way to do it. Watch the movie The Philadelphia Experiment. [link to www.amazon.com (secure)] Emerald_Glow 2.0 |
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Captain KC Jones
User ID: 72905055 United States 05/20/2020 11:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The legend of Merlin was that he was going backwards in time, thus able to 'foretell the future' to benefit King Arthur. The wrinkle was he never knew what had just happened (it hadn't happened yet, for him), and so appeared to be constantly befuddled. Quoting: Woodsie Going "forward" in time is not difficult. No machines needed. Actually, people do it all the time. How? 1. Precognitive dreams - the most common type of phenomena in future perception. Many people have a dream of things that come to be shortly after or in the distant future. 2. Deja vu - ever had a quick, fleeting moment where you know EVERYTHING that's about to happen and you see it happening as your "feeling" of it happening unfolds? You are experiencing time being non linear for a brief moment and then your brain snaps back into the matrix quickly. There are other ways, but those two are VERY common. Regular meditation practice increases the phenomena. Spend a day with a Buddhist monk and see how much "magic" they can experience in a controlled fashion. If time is not linear, what is it? A basic physics question; if a particle is at point A at time=0, then travels to point B over D distance and arrives at time=1, calculate the velocity of the particle. This requires linear time. If time is not linear, the particle could be at points A and B simultaneously, no? Just as Schrodinger's cat can be both dead and alive. |
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Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 8648552 United States 05/20/2020 11:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh shit....I dunno' if I want to relive the big hair days of the '80s myself. That perm I had on long hair, damn. Looked like eye candy hanging off arm of big hair rocker back in my younger days. Seriously, this is cool stuff, thx OP! And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
Icebear
User ID: 75472325 United States 05/20/2020 12:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward Quoting: Google_It In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own, according to a report. [link to nypost.com (secure)] 'If the wankers do not now come to their senses and clean up their stupid act, they may anticipate a rain of ruin from the sky, the like of which has never been seen on this Earth,,,' |