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I was attacked by a dog today.

 
ET SF

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I was attacked by a dog today.
I was doing some work on my property cleaning the yard and patching a few things up and whatnot.. When for the second time from about a hundred meters away, the neighbors Pomeranian got loose and tried to kill me again.

First time I've ever kicked a dog. I should have channeled my inner Brief and went for the kill, but it just got mad and bit me. I didn't really want to hurt the animal I guess...

I was going to let it go until the crazy lady that owned it screamed at me you got what you want you b****. I think she tried to kill it cuz it cried a lot. I'm not sure if the comment was meant towards me or the dog but she was looking at me.

So I called the cops and animal control. Problem solved.
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Just when you think it's safe to go outside without your samurai sword... Never again.
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Glad you are ok, Opie. hugs


How big was the savage dog?
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Glad you are ok, Opie. hugs


How big was the savage dog?
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Probably a little over a foot tall and 2-3 long.

Yeah I'm okay. it didn't break skin so thankfully I don't have to go get a shot in the stomach.

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Glad you are ok, Opie. hugs


How big was the savage dog?
 Quoting: LittleMe


Probably a little over a foot tall and 2-3 long.

Yeah I'm okay. it didn't break skin so thankfully I don't have to go get a shot in the stomach.
 Quoting: ET SF


That’s scary... you’re not safe not even in your own property. I really don’t know how I would have reacted if one of my children got attacked by a mad dog.

Thank God it wasn’t a big dog.
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Glad you are ok, Opie. hugs


How big was the savage dog?
 Quoting: LittleMe


Probably a little over a foot tall and 2-3 long.

Yeah I'm okay. it didn't break skin so thankfully I don't have to go get a shot in the stomach.
 Quoting: ET SF


BTW Hydrochloroquine reduces the effectiveness of rabies shots.
Sorry to hear you were bitten. IMAO most dogs that bite should be euthenized.
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Re: I was attacked by a dog today.
I was doing some work on my property cleaning the yard and patching a few things up and whatnot.. When for the second time from about a hundred meters away, the neighbors Pomeranian got loose and tried to kill me again.

First time I've ever kicked a dog. I should have channeled my inner Brief and went for the kill, but it just got mad and bit me. I didn't really want to hurt the animal I guess...

I was going to let it go until the crazy lady that owned it screamed at me you got what you want you b****. I think she tried to kill it cuz it cried a lot. I'm not sure if the comment was meant towards me or the dog but she was looking at me.

So I called the cops and animal control. Problem solved.
 Quoting: ET SF


Don't kick the dog. You could do serious internal injuries. Is that what you want?
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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Re: I was attacked by a dog today.
I was doing some work on my property cleaning the yard and patching a few things up and whatnot.. When for the second time from about a hundred meters away, the neighbors Pomeranian got loose and tried to kill me again.

First time I've ever kicked a dog. I should have channeled my inner Brief and went for the kill, but it just got mad and bit me. I didn't really want to hurt the animal I guess...

I was going to let it go until the crazy lady that owned it screamed at me you got what you want you b****. I think she tried to kill it cuz it cried a lot. I'm not sure if the comment was meant towards me or the dog but she was looking at me.

So I called the cops and animal control. Problem solved.
 Quoting: ET SF


Don't kick the dog. You could do serious internal injuries. Is that what you want?
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


The dog attacked him...
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Yep. Those ankle wounds can be life threatening. Good job OP!
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Re: I was attacked by a dog today.
I was doing some work on my property cleaning the yard and patching a few things up and whatnot.. When for the second time from about a hundred meters away, the neighbors Pomeranian got loose and tried to kill me again.

First time I've ever kicked a dog. I should have channeled my inner Brief and went for the kill, but it just got mad and bit me. I didn't really want to hurt the animal I guess...

I was going to let it go until the crazy lady that owned it screamed at me you got what you want you b****. I think she tried to kill it cuz it cried a lot. I'm not sure if the comment was meant towards me or the dog but she was looking at me.

So I called the cops and animal control. Problem solved.
 Quoting: ET SF


Don't kick the dog. You could do serious internal injuries. Is that what you want?
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


Who cares? Being bitten and possibly contracting rabies or something else deadly is better? Though it will take more than a kick to cause injury even to a small dog
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Pomeranian, aren't they a tiny little toy breed?
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A Pomeranian? lmao

I was bit in the face by a full grown malamute when I was 18 months old. 36 stitches.

How many stitches did you get?
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Glad you are ok, Opie. hugs


How big was the savage dog?
 Quoting: LittleMe


Probably a little over a foot tall and 2-3 long.

Yeah I'm okay. it didn't break skin so thankfully I don't have to go get a shot in the stomach.
 Quoting: ET SF


BTW Hydrochloroquine reduces the effectiveness of rabies shots.
Sorry to hear you were bitten. IMAO most dogs that bite should be euthenized.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75060351


It's looking like this one will be.
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Re: I was attacked by a dog today.
I was doing some work on my property cleaning the yard and patching a few things up and whatnot.. When for the second time from about a hundred meters away, the neighbors Pomeranian got loose and tried to kill me again.

First time I've ever kicked a dog. I should have channeled my inner Brief and went for the kill, but it just got mad and bit me. I didn't really want to hurt the animal I guess...

I was going to let it go until the crazy lady that owned it screamed at me you got what you want you b****. I think she tried to kill it cuz it cried a lot. I'm not sure if the comment was meant towards me or the dog but she was looking at me.

So I called the cops and animal control. Problem solved.
 Quoting: ET SF


Don't kick the dog. You could do serious internal injuries. Is that what you want?
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


Did you not read the post? Idiot of the day award goes to you.
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Pomeranian, aren't they a tiny little toy breed?
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I hope one tries to bite your feet off.
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ET SF  (OP)

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A Pomeranian? lmao

I was bit in the face by a full grown malamute when I was 18 months old. 36 stitches.

How many stitches did you get?
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Again did you not read the post? How stupid are you people?
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The dog has been taken away to be killed. You can all suck it. Haters
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Re: I was attacked by a dog today.
I was doing some work on my property cleaning the yard and patching a few things up and whatnot.. When for the second time from about a hundred meters away, the neighbors Pomeranian got loose and tried to kill me again.

First time I've ever kicked a dog. I should have channeled my inner Brief and went for the kill, but it just got mad and bit me. I didn't really want to hurt the animal I guess...

I was going to let it go until the crazy lady that owned it screamed at me you got what you want you b****. I think she tried to kill it cuz it cried a lot. I'm not sure if the comment was meant towards me or the dog but she was looking at me.

So I called the cops and animal control. Problem solved.
 Quoting: ET SF


‘That Pomeranian beat me unmerciful! Thank goodness I put a clothespin on the end of my penis like Muriel told me to! Otherwise I would’ve had to go to goodwill for new underwear!’

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The dog has been taken away to be killed. You can all suck it. Haters
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I understand that the dog bit you, Opie ... but it’s sad that cuz of the owner’s fault the dog is gonna be killed.

verysad
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A Pomeranian? lmao

I was bit in the face by a full grown malamute when I was 18 months old. 36 stitches.

How many stitches did you get?
 Quoting: deafcat


Again did you not read the post? How stupid are you people?
 Quoting: ET SF


You still aren't used to people not reading your posts?

What is one that repeats the same thing, expecting a different result?
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My neighbor's dog used to run out and attack me. One day I had enough and when it came after me I squared up a kick that would have put it in the superbowl hall of fame. The dog saw it coming and doubled back on itself trying to get away. I missed with the kick but as the dog was doing a burnout on the lawn trying to get away from me I leaped and caught it by a hind leg. As it wheeled around to bite my hand I slapped the shit out of it a few times, growling as loudly as it was. It started screaming and I let it loose and chased that little shit all the way to its door.

It never charged me again, and the neighbor is a lot nicer to me, too.
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This pussy is crying over a Pomeranian??
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If a small ankle biter like that tries to go for me, I have a size 13 boot that will launch it into orbit. No quarter given for biting dogs, no shits given either.

I had to put a dog down once that bit my son when he was about 2, bit him on the face. That wasn't easy, but what's done is done.
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This pussy is crying over a Pomeranian??
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hesright
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Re: I was attacked by a dog today.
I was doing some work on my property cleaning the yard and patching a few things up and whatnot.. When for the second time from about a hundred meters away, the neighbors Pomeranian got loose and tried to kill me again.

First time I've ever kicked a dog. I should have channeled my inner Brief and went for the kill, but it just got mad and bit me. I didn't really want to hurt the animal I guess...

I was going to let it go until the crazy lady that owned it screamed at me you got what you want you b****. I think she tried to kill it cuz it cried a lot. I'm not sure if the comment was meant towards me or the dog but she was looking at me.

So I called the cops and animal control. Problem solved.
 Quoting: ET SF


Don't kick the dog. You could do serious internal injuries. Is that what you want?
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


The dog attacked him...
 Quoting: LittleMe


First of all if you die from a Pom, then you fucking deserved to die. Secondly, grow a set of fucking nuts you pussy, it's not like it was a big dog. Poms are tiny.
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Just when you think it's safe to go outside without your samurai sword... Never again.
 Quoting: ET SF


Rumor says that samurai swords are killing the virus as well, the cure is in the sword, the samurai sword, just remember to have honor and if you fuck up, you have to kill yourself with that sword, it's what samurais do.

ok?
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A Pomeranian, ha, ha!

This neighborhood used to be swarming with dangerous pitbulls. I had a half dozen close calls and multiple attacks.

I finally took in a stray 60 lb female pit mix, and no dog has dared to test her.
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Those small dogs are the most evil bastards that ever existed, but the good thing is, that they can fly very far if you do it right, though the best approach is always to just take out the extension of pinis and just soot it.
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Re: I was attacked by a dog today.
I was doing some work on my property cleaning the yard and patching a few things up and whatnot.. When for the second time from about a hundred meters away, the neighbors Pomeranian got loose and tried to kill me again.

First time I've ever kicked a dog. I should have channeled my inner Brief and went for the kill, but it just got mad and bit me. I didn't really want to hurt the animal I guess...

I was going to let it go until the crazy lady that owned it screamed at me you got what you want you b****. I think she tried to kill it cuz it cried a lot. I'm not sure if the comment was meant towards me or the dog but she was looking at me.

So I called the cops and animal control. Problem solved.
 Quoting: ET SF


Don't kick the dog. You could do serious internal injuries. Is that what you want?
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


Right, no one wants to watch a dog suffer.

Instant deletion is better.





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