Somethings you might hear in the year 2025...

And the Oscar goes to "The Trumpening, Draining the Deep State," produced by Mel Gibson, starring James Woods, Jon Voight, Kurt Russell, and Rob Schneider as as the unbeatable White Hats.

the only high profile person on trial is Flynn - so what fantastic job has Trumpp done?? f you

(In bad Russian accent)

Greetings, Comrades!

Glorious Chairman Cortez has announced that this is only station allowed to broadcast in USSA from now on. We have been, and will be your best news source! You can trust CNN!

In other news, Comrade Sanders' body is on display in parade, coming to your village soon! Please remain indoors, in full hazmat suit, a nearest window to main street. Government Inspectors will be with parade group, so hold salute until parade passes, or you will be held accountable.

A new resort camp has been opened in the desert, Camp Hillary. If any of your friends or neighbors coughs, or has a bad conception of our Glorious New Government, call DHS immediately. They will enjoy the resort camp! You are doing them a favor!

In honor of the passing of Comrade Sanders, your village cow may fart an extra one minute this week. Of course, after this glorious week is over, it must be plugged as per regulation.

We now return to "So You Think You Can Expatriate?"

"So whats your next move, Q...I mean JFK JR.?" "Well for starters, the Clintons........"

Last Edited by KING MACKEREL(TF2) on 05/24/2020 06:05 PM

Yes, it’s been awhile, good to see the lyrics. Thanks!

I have been a loyal comrade of the Gates Foundation. I have my vaccine certificate. I hear and obey.

Sadly it will prob be things like:

Im out of adrenocrome, can you ring the local pharmacy to make sure they have some?

GLP raises $1M on GFM.

Some things will never change.

"Grandpa? Why are there so many people around the city today?" asked Timmy.

"So many people?" replied the confused grandfather. "Why, back in my day, the United States didn't have the 100 million people we know of today, but over 300 million!"

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Last Edited by Insignificant Soot on 05/24/2020 07:14 PM

Thats optimistic.


More like:

"I really miss eating meat, I cant believe they made it illegal and we now have to eat plant-based garbage".

This hole is occupied. Go somewhere else. Do you have any food? Do you know how to make gunpowder?

Oh dont worry .... you will.

Truedope will have banned all guns by then, have disarmed all Canadians, and his jackboot libtards will have forcefed you the vegan slop so you turn into a good sheeple soyboy.

Sydney Powell has won the election and becomes the first female President of the United States of America.

"Q is coming you'll see!"

Heaven is AWESOME, THANK YOU LORD.

"You'll see, just see how bad it is in......" shill

I wish I had bought bitcoin in 2020 when it was still only 10k

The earth as it now.. will not exist even at the first date on that song...

What is heaven... up there on the clouds? It exists.. its just not comprehended on this world. eternal life is not comprehended.. the cosmos is not comprehended... most of the world believes in completely silly fairy tales.. and I AM NOT WRONG ON THIS...

Thank God Hillary and Obama are in prison.

Never make it. We all have about 5 months to go. It's the sting in Rev. 9:5

Most of the world is wasting their time, and mine.

Oh no, there is actually a consequence for my sin and it is HOOOOTTTTT...How stupid could I have been to believe that the biggest liars cared about me and told me the truth. But now it's too late and it's eternal! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Why didn't I suspect anything when they went out of there way to de-canonize the Book of Enoch in 3rd and 4th century?


Why didn't I suspect anything when even the demon possessed acknowledge the Father in Heaven and Jesus?


How could I have been sooooooooo stupid to believe that when we die it's just poof and we had a crazy ride...without any hell? I was soooooo dummmmbbbb.

...if any demonrat becomes potus again

"OK X'er" (at least millenials will be saying that).

After the re-election it's skynet on the left.

"Why is the population down to 100 million, Sam?"