What jobs or line of work will never be the same again?

Fluffers.

@nal pounders.

Didn't Jennifer Aniston have a nipple squeezer?

Tourism. The time for containing the virus is near end. There's no way they can open global travel any time in the near future. Containment failed in most places. Contaminated countries wont be allowed in anywhere.

oh yeah, cruise lines especially.

I know J-Lo did!

Hey, who got your nipples all in a twist ?

lol @ the titty twisters

Opera singers, musical instrument players, everything thats on a scene or in a group

Funeral directors. Grave diggers. Or will they use robots and Hispanics?

More like cremated

physical therapy

massage therapy

Yeah, all the concerts I booked were canceled or postponed. Not sure if I'll ever go back to London and other cities abroad for gigs.

no more buffet restaurants no more salad bars etc.

If they do reopen as a buffet it will be like the army and they slop some of whatever you tell them to put on your plate. It is going to be horrible. You will always be stuck behind some picky jerk just a little bit of bacon bits oh that's too much. Some of that dressing oh that is not enough more a little more, more.

What a disaster.

"Hollywood Actor/Actress"

No more happy endings?

"career" politicians

News "presenters"

Movie "producers"

Lawyers

Judges

Advertising executives

Pharmaceutical Workers

Most "Doctors"

potus

Nursing homes.

Doctors have been shown to be lacking, not worth the fortune the are paid for doing nothing.

Cock-watcher (bathroom attendant)

Grocery stores

Convention Centers

I think that tourism will experience a rewind. Instead of these fandango social media-worthy vacations, we'll go back to the way tourism used to be - get in the car, go to a place that's far but isn't too far away, get a motel room, and grill some burgers, dogs, and/or chicken on the grill outside, served with macaroni salad and coleslaw. And might I say that this won't be a bad thing.

Thank god the salad bars are closed!
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