After so long without any TP I don't even miss it anymore.

I have after more than two months of bowel movements with no toilet paper become accustomed to life without wiping.

At first I tried using various scraps of paper, or an old holey sock, but soon just decided to go au natural.

Do animals wipe their ass after dropping a turd? Did our prehistoric ancestors? Of course not.

This crisis has made me realize how ridiculous our modern "civilized" customs seem. We were all just spoiled, and thought too highly of ourselves to have our butts smell like shit.

Well, I'm finished throwing away my hard earned money on rolls of paper to smear shit around. You don't like my stinky butt, then keep on practicing the 6 foot social distancing radius around me!