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Monkeys attack lab technician, STEAL Covid-19 blood samples in India

 
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The dog ate my homework excuse.

Jezus.
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05/29/2020 01:55 PM
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Those uncivilized creatures need to be exterminated!

Call out the Daleks.

Monkeys are too close to humans to be allowed to breed.

They're a threat to our status as the apex predator.
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Outstanding lol
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A gang of monkeys assaulted an employee of a medical college in northern India and snatched blood samples of coronavirus-positive patients from him, causing panic among locals.

The brazen attack took place in broad daylight on the campus of the state-run medical college in the town of Meerut in the state of Uttar Pradesh earlier this week.

The laboratory technician was transporting the tests from four patients undergoing treatment for Covid-19. All of a sudden, “monkeys grabbed and fled with the blood samples,” Dr. S. K. Garg, a top official at the college, told Reuters.

The authorities said it wasn’t clear if the thieves were able to open the samples and spill their contents, but the resourcefulness of these animals is well-known. A video which swiftly went viral on social media shows one of the monkeys sitting on a tree and chewing on the sample collection kits.


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:monkeys:
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Just when I think I've heard it all...

:5 gold stars:
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Yeah. As if the killer wasps thing wasn't bad enough.

God knows what we will get next month.
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Kaiju? I think we better start building some giant robots...
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05/29/2020 02:37 PM
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holee fuk covid monkeys.
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05/29/2020 02:37 PM
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At least they are not rioting and burning shit up while looting!
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05/29/2020 02:45 PM
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So essentially they stole the blood viles to try to incite more sickness an lockdown and panic the sheep....that is what you are saying cuz anyone with a brian cell knows that no monkeys were involved!
Idiots!
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05/29/2020 02:51 PM
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The monkey must be punished for this act of insolence.

Spank the monkey.




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Monkeys are secretly ruling the whole planet, planet of the apes movie was required for them to reveal themselves according to universal law. lolsign
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05/29/2020 03:09 PM
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All we now is a good old fashioned monkey knife fight.
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A gang of monkeys assaulted an employee of a medical college in northern India and snatched blood samples of coronavirus-positive patients from him, causing panic among locals.

The brazen attack took place in broad daylight on the campus of the state-run medical college in the town of Meerut in the state of Uttar Pradesh earlier this week.

The laboratory technician was transporting the tests from four patients undergoing treatment for Covid-19. All of a sudden, “monkeys grabbed and fled with the blood samples,” Dr. S. K. Garg, a top official at the college, told Reuters.

The authorities said it wasn’t clear if the thieves were able to open the samples and spill their contents, but the resourcefulness of these animals is well-known. A video which swiftly went viral on social media shows one of the monkeys sitting on a tree and chewing on the sample collection kits.


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monkeys
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Well, apparently even animals are sick of our sh*t.

No surprises there, I'm sick of some of our sh*t too...
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Even monkeys are on Bill's payroll.
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LOL
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At least they are not rioting and burning shit up while looting!
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ohyeah
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05/29/2020 03:35 PM

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Ugh. What now. We are living a SciFi movie.

Next week the headlines scream "COVID Crazed Monkeys Steal Airplane and Fly to America" "COVID Monkey Paratroopers Cause Panic in the US" "COVID Monkeys Steal Nuclear Launch Codes" "COVID Monkeys Threaten World Peace-No One is Safe"
WWJBD-What Would Jimmy Buffett Do

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So.... Chinese operated monkey-bots??

wtf
no
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05/29/2020 03:40 PM
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The odds of this happening has got to be astronomical.
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05/29/2020 03:42 PM
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no. that title is my line in the sand.

do not believe.
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05/29/2020 03:42 PM
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lets hope they don't give it to there older brother kong
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05/29/2020 03:43 PM
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Why is someone out waving their samples around outside? Shouldn't this shit be in a lab with all kinds of precautions?

And why aren't they shooting the monkeys if this dumb shit did happen?
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05/29/2020 03:44 PM
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lets hope they don't give it to there older brother kong
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Do not want to be koofed on by kong.
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05/29/2020 03:46 PM
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AMAQ-amaq
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Outstanding lol
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monkeys look like a product of someone fucking a bear.
hello?
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05/29/2020 03:48 PM

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... thanks! ... those are NASTY monkeys!!!! ...
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#PlanetOfTheApes is trending...
 Quoting: BFD

cruise
Monkeys rip them off...but they have nukes
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Covid, fake riots, communist organizers - keep your powder dry America. This was not the disease or the riots, those both are still on down the line.
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05/29/2020 04:34 PM
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the monkeys also took an iPad and a bottle of bourbon
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05/29/2020 05:10 PM
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#PlanetOfTheApes is trending...
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Should be trending for the riots too or is that your point?

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#PlanetOfTheApes is trending...
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Should be trending for the riots too or is that your point?

youtube.com/watch?v=CWIbQqbivVc
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05/29/2020 05:28 PM

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It's probably the descendants of the captured chimpanzee or whatever from the documentary that just came out on Netflix called space force.
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