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In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
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You poor bastard......
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
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CONGRATS!!!!!


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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
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Good luck!
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Congratulations!!

Hope everything goes well with the birth hf

Keep us updated
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
 Quoting: Space Janitor


CONGRATS!!!!!


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Thank you!
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You poor bastard......
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I feel worse for my wife... and thanks!
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No one cares about your effing kid
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It was a given that someone like you would post something like this. Thanks for your time!
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Tried to pin.. but there are too many right now.
-Armchair General-

"No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation." -General of the Army Douglas MacArthur

"I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major General and during that period, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism." -Major General Smedley D. Butler, USMC - 1933

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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
 Quoting: Space Janitor


You dumbass! Why would you bring a child into the world these crazy times we're living in!?
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You know it takes 9 months for the baby to cook right? There was no pandemic or riots then. I guess this needs to be explained to you for some reason.
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
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congrats god bless
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
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Will Pray.
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Tried to pin.. but there are too many right now.
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Thanks again. Gonna be a long night here, at least this provides some outlet at the moment.

Good luck to all of the other expecting parents put there!
put rock in geyser.
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I'm the pappy!cruise Just teasing. Congrats and hope everything is well.hf

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Congratulations!!

Hope everything goes well with the birth hf

Keep us updated
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Will do! This thread will become a historical archive of his birth lol. Might be fun to look back here in 10 years.
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I'm the pappy!cruise Just teasing. Congrats and hope everything is well.hf

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Ha you bastard! Thanks for the laugh though and the well wishes.
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
 Quoting: Space Janitor


congrats god bless
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Thank you much!
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Congratulations. Try and raise from the hip.
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
 Quoting: Space Janitor


Will Pray.
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Thanks, prayers are accepted gladly.
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Best wishes for your wife. May her labor and delivery be as easy as possible.
Best wishes for you as you help your wife and await your son's birth.
Best wishes for your little boy. May his birth be safe; may he be healthy and strong.
Congratulations Mommy and Daddy!!
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Baby is 35 weeks and 6 days and 21 hours 5 minutes. If born in next 2 hours and 55 minutes, its automatic Nicu. After that its technically 36 weeks, and NICU only if necessary. I like that scenario better.
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Has she told you who daddy is?
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Best wishes for your wife. May her labor and delivery be as easy as possible.
Best wishes for you as you help your wife and await your son's birth.
Best wishes for your little boy. May his birth be safe; may he be healthy and strong.
Congratulations Mommy and Daddy!!
red_heart
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Thanks so much Pivoine. My wife says thank you :)
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Re: In the hospital, wife induced, first child coming
Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck!

He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times!
 Quoting: Space Janitor


You dumbass! Why would you bring a child into the world these crazy times we're living in!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75129265


You know it takes 9 months for the baby to cook right? There was no pandemic or riots then. I guess this needs to be explained to you for some reason.
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There were democRats nine months ago, idiot.
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No one cares about your effing kid
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I do..

To you OP..:Love to you 2::congratuations:
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Has she told you who daddy is?
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No one cares about your effing kid
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I do..

To you OP..:Love to you 2:
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No one cares about your effing kid
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It was a given that someone like you would post something like this. Thanks for your time!
 Quoting: Space Janitor


I care !

Prayer sent for wife and baby !

May they be safe through the passage and beyond!

Courage is being optimistic enough to become a parent in these times !

Your child will have many advantages -
Among them at least one parent that doesn’t believe everything in tv and the internet

GLP is a type of vaccination against that ... not that I’m for vaccinations

Congrstualtions!

Boy or Girl?
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No one cares about your effing kid
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I do..

To you OP..:Love to you 2:
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


crazybullshit.net

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as I said earlier I know who you are... and I can report it.
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Congratulations. Try and raise from the hip.
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What does this mean exactly? I tried to search but only got results for exercises.
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