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Space Janitor
(OP) User ID: 78807389 United States 06/02/2020 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck! Quoting: Space Janitor He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times! You dumbass! Why would you bring a child into the world these crazy times we're living in!? You know it takes 9 months for the baby to cook right? There was no pandemic or riots then. I guess this needs to be explained to you for some reason. There were democRats nine months ago, idiot. Yeh, let's all stop reproducing because Democrats exist. put rock in geyser. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78968472 United States 06/02/2020 09:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75129265 You dumbass! Why would you bring a child into the world these crazy times we're living in!? You know it takes 9 months for the baby to cook right? There was no pandemic or riots then. I guess this needs to be explained to you for some reason. There were democRats nine months ago, idiot. Yeh, let's all stop reproducing because Democrats exist. That will eliminate them in a few generations. Nobody to sponge off. |
Space Janitor
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 4781216 United States 06/02/2020 09:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM. They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it. There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago. |
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Lost Angel
User ID: 78964107 United States 06/02/2020 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Been here since yesterday. High blood pressure and other risks let doctors to do induction. Not sure if baby will come today, tomorrow, or goodness forbid Thursday. It's our first. Wish us luck! Quoting: Space Janitor He's going to be a great baby, born under riots and pandemic. Good times! It took me a minute to get this posted but I hope and Pray you hear every word. Last Edited by Lost Angel on 06/02/2020 09:27 PM I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me. Jesus Christ Stay small(in ego), stay teachable(in life), stay in the basics(keep it simple) and pay attention(to guidance). me Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does. anonymous |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4781216 United States 06/02/2020 09:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216 They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it. There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago. Thread: Hepatits B vaccine within first 30 days of life increases autism risk 1135 percent |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78968472 United States 06/02/2020 09:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216 They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it. There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago. Thread: Hepatits B vaccine within first 30 days of life increases autism risk 1135 percent Must be how they make future democRats. |
Space Janitor
(OP) User ID: 78807389 United States 06/02/2020 09:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was a given that someone like you would post something like this. Thanks for your time! I care ! Prayer sent for wife and baby ! May they be safe through the passage and beyond! Courage is being optimistic enough to become a parent in these times ! Your child will have many advantages - Among them at least one parent that doesn’t believe everything in tv and the internet GLP is a type of vaccination against that ... not that I’m for vaccinations Congrstualtions! Boy or Girl? Thanks! Been on GLP for 13 years so I do like to think I'm well informed. We have a baby boy coming. So happy about this :) wife is ready for baby now but looks like we will have to be a bit more patient. It's not been easy to be courageous in fact I have been scared at times.... but in the end, you do what you need to and life goes on. Nurse just came in and said she just had a positive covid test.... maybe she should not have said that... put rock in geyser. |
Space Janitor
(OP) User ID: 78807389 United States 06/02/2020 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216 They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it. There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago. I read that thread, already discussed with doctors and wife. Not getting hep b shot here. Does it matter in foot versus other spot? Going to wait a bit before getting that shot. put rock in geyser. |
Space Janitor
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BucketOfSunshine
User ID: 78044376 United States 06/02/2020 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have two. 4 very good pieces of advice that I have for you. 1. CORNSTARCH! a nurse told me about this. Buy bulk cornstarch. It's non toxic. Put it under baby's chin, all around the neck (use lots, pack it in there) put cornstarch behind knees, private areas front and back including the "crack area in back". Trust me. Milk gets under the chin on the neck and causes horrendous and painful rashes. Using cornstarch means your baby will never suffer from rashes..ever! My babies never had rashes because of this. Use generously. Its safe.. Don't use baby powder or butt paste or any stupid ointment or cream. Start using cornstarch after every bath and when you change a diaper, go ahead and wash the neck with a warm clean cloth, gently, apply cornstarch every time. 2. Simethicone, when your baby is crying non stop and you have done everything but the baby still seems like he or she is in pain, you can bet its GAS. Give simethcone OTC. 3. A life saver - glycerine suppositories. Constipation is the other reason babies cry non stop. If the suppository is too big, cut in hald width wise. You will relieve a ton of pain and unnecessary late nights with no sleep. Recap, cornstarch, simethicone, suppositories. TRUST ME |
BucketOfSunshine
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Space Janitor
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 4781216 United States 06/02/2020 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216 They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it. There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago. I read that thread, already discussed with doctors and wife. Not getting hep b shot here. Does it matter in foot versus other spot? Going to wait a bit before getting that shot. Why are you even going to vax your angel? Wtf? You'll regret it dude. I do. My kid has serious mental issues attributed to vaxxing. |
FeedYourHead
User ID: 77416429 United States 06/02/2020 09:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Will do! This thread will become a historical archive of his birth lol. Might be fun to look back here in 10 years. OK...in that case tell him this OLD FART (My grand kids call me that) wish's him a happy birthday and I hope nobody gives him a smack on his tiny butt! Ask Alice when she's 10ft tall This is a battle for the future of civilization. If free speech is lost even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead. Elon Musk |
Space Janitor
(OP) User ID: 78807389 United States 06/02/2020 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216 They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it. There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago. I read that thread, already discussed with doctors and wife. Not getting hep b shot here. Does it matter in foot versus other spot? Going to wait a bit before getting that shot. Why are you even going to vax your angel? Wtf? You'll regret it dude. I do. My kid has serious mental issues attributed to vaxxing. I dunno, I know I want him to get the kitchen sink.... also not sure what is or isn't mandatory. put rock in geyser. |
Space Janitor
(OP) User ID: 78807389 United States 06/02/2020 09:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Will do! This thread will become a historical archive of his birth lol. Might be fun to look back here in 10 years. OK...in that case tell him this OLD FART (My grand kids call me that) wish's him a happy birthday and I hope nobody gives him a smack on his tiny butt! Nice Calvin and Hobbs.... thank you sir! put rock in geyser. |
beeches
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78133221 United States 06/02/2020 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CONGRATS man!!! Nothing is exciting, scary, and amazing as the birth of your child. It will be a memory you will adore for the rest of your life. Just hope you don't go through 24 hours of labor like my wife did. Best of luck to you, mom, and baby. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4781216 United States 06/02/2020 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grab your baby and DO NOT LET THEM GIVE IT THE Hep B shot in its foot! BIG CHANCE OF CAUSING AUTISM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4781216 They will do it when you aren't looking so you must keep your baby in your room with you at all times and threaten to sue if they vax it. There's a thread here on it from a couple of days ago. I read that thread, already discussed with doctors and wife. Not getting hep b shot here. Does it matter in foot versus other spot? Going to wait a bit before getting that shot. Why are you even going to vax your angel? Wtf? You'll regret it dude. I do. My kid has serious mental issues attributed to vaxxing. I dunno, I know I want him to get the kitchen sink.... also not sure what is or isn't mandatory. Kitchen sink? Nothing is mandatory. Homeschool your kid. He's yours, not theirs. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13595148 United States 06/02/2020 11:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Plus COVID & Riots will be a great entry for the baby book. It’s history. My Oldest was the Iran/Russia nuclear and Youngest was hurricane Katrina. |
the deplorable ar-15 nut
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jkm1864
User ID: 77810344 United States 06/03/2020 12:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Great news bud and I hope it's healthy and You have a happy family. I lost My family last year but I think I found someone else and since She can't have children We are talking about adopting so hopefully I'll be a father again also. Pussy Grabber Extraordinaire |
Space Janitor
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