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Don't fear the truthbeare
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this is a fascinating topic so I am digging deeper, so far the best answer I can find but it is troubling on several levels..

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The reason gargoyles are on churches is to be so frightening that they scare away evil spirits. The priests definitely do not want evil spirits in churches. One reason evil spirits are especially not wanted in churches is to protect the Eucharist: the bread and wine used in Christian mass that represents the blood and body of Christ. If this got evil in the Eucharist it would lead to a demonic possession of the people who are attending the mass. Also for christenings: a ceremony that brings a baby into Christianity and removes original sin. Gargoyles are supposed to be mistaken by evil entities as monsters to frightening them away and protect the church from evil... In France it was said, there was a dragon called la Gargouille who was slain by a catholic priest; after killing the beast he mounted it's head on a wall.

This is one story of how the first gargoyle was made: although very unlikely to be the truth. The most important thing is to remember however bad or evil a gargoyle may look, they are on your side. They are there to give you protection from evil and to chase demons and monsters away. They may look evil and deformed, and look very at odds with the church they are on. It may seem strange and worrying that a church: a house of God: would have these creatures on the outside. But they are simply sculptures: usually made of stone: that took great artistry to make. So perhaps the greatest reason why gargoyles are on churches is because people decided to put them there. People invented them. Made them and built them. They give a building character and perhaps protection. But they are very much man's creation and perhaps because of that, next time we should take a longer look and marvel at those by whose talents they were made.
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Church loves Satan.


"DEMONS are a GIRL'S BEST FRIEND"


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That's just stupid.

Sounds like Abba, singing about devil worship. I hope the financiers got a date with the bikini model, because nobody is going to buy that record.

Honestly, it is like they take talented people and make them do the dumbest things. I guess that how they keep Katy Perry on the radio.
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Gargoyles/water spewers are medieval depictions of (insert censored tribe here)
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this is a fascinating topic so I am digging deeper, so far the best answer I can find but it is troubling on several levels..

[link to www.rajeshbihani.com]

The reason gargoyles are on churches is to be so frightening that they scare away evil spirits. The priests definitely do not want evil spirits in churches. One reason evil spirits are especially not wanted in churches is to protect the Eucharist: the bread and wine used in Christian mass that represents the blood and body of Christ. If this got evil in the Eucharist it would lead to a demonic possession of the people who are attending the mass. Also for christenings: a ceremony that brings a baby into Christianity and removes original sin. Gargoyles are supposed to be mistaken by evil entities as monsters to frightening them away and protect the church from evil... In France it was said, there was a dragon called la Gargouille who was slain by a catholic priest; after killing the beast he mounted it's head on a wall.

This is one story of how the first gargoyle was made: although very unlikely to be the truth. The most important thing is to remember however bad or evil a gargoyle may look, they are on your side. They are there to give you protection from evil and to chase demons and monsters away. They may look evil and deformed, and look very at odds with the church they are on. It may seem strange and worrying that a church: a house of God: would have these creatures on the outside. But they are simply sculptures: usually made of stone: that took great artistry to make. So perhaps the greatest reason why gargoyles are on churches is because people decided to put them there. People invented them. Made them and built them. They give a building character and perhaps protection. But they are very much man's creation and perhaps because of that, next time we should take a longer look and marvel at those by whose talents they were made.
 Quoting: Don't fear the truthbeare 78957698


The Eucharist would need no protection from anything, let alone a man made statue.

Like the priest that reached to save the Ark of the Covenant and was immediately struck dead.

(2 Samuel 6:7)

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You got demons ringing the church bells and playing organs. You know coloring pics of demons is just for fun.... goodevil
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There's even a photograph on their site of the organist -- his back is so rigid I thought maybe he was wearing a back brace...

But come on! Demons for kids to color???????? WTF?????

MADNESS IN THE AIR!!!!!
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so my interpretation of what gargoyles are:

early on the Roman church wished to combine paganism with this new religion called Christianity.

in the middle ages paganism still existed eg. the witch trials.

thus it was easy to sell the ideal to church goers that the gargoyle was there to protect them from evil.

in fact the gargoyle is to provide cover from agents of light or God to the evil acts going on inside the church.. the baptism into Lucifer and the allegiance to Lucifer, the eucharist.

If you doubt this then why not are churches topped with statues of Arch-angel Michael not looking up but down to the ground and thus protecting the church and all inside via God shining down on the angels?

anybody with greater expertise care to weigh in here?
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Bishop Mariann Budde

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You got demons ringing the church bells and playing organs. You know coloring pics of demons is just for fun.... goodevil
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Excellent find.

Thanks for posting.

Confirmation of everything I thought when I heard her spitting venom at President Trump.
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so my interpretation of what gargoyles are:

early on the Roman church wished to combine paganism with this new religion called Christianity.

in the middle ages paganism still existed eg. the witch trials.

thus it was easy to sell the ideal to church goers that the gargoyle was there to protect them from evil.

in fact the gargoyle is to provide cover from agents of light or God to the evil acts going on inside the church.. the baptism into Lucifer and the allegiance to Lucifer, the eucharist.

If you doubt this then why not are churches topped with statues of Arch-angel Michael not looking up but down to the ground and thus protecting the church and all inside via God shining down on the angels?

anybody with greater expertise care to weigh in here?
 Quoting: Don't fear the truthbeare 78957698


Makes perfect sense and bad theology, syncretism
"It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman)
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Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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NOT A CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL.

EPISCOPAL.


This is a church run by a lesbian. Of course it features demons for the kids.
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I don't know if she's homosexual, but she sure as hell is of the sociopolitical left. I wouldn't trust the honor, integrity or humanity of her than I would if she were a strung-out, HIV-ridden hooker.
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[link to cathedral.org (secure)]

More interesting images on their "All Coloring Pages" page.

They refer to the 'creature in question' as a Gargoyle.

Why is the Gargoyle the church's mascot?
 Quoting: AxX


Because cathedrals are covered in gargoyles?
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Gargoyles are otherwise known as "unclean" spirits.

They are responsible for all sexual depravity...like pedophilia for example.

Making sense now?
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Just wow!
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Yeah, but Trump better not go stand in front of that church and hold up a bible.
Well, now we know why not, eh?
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Just wow!
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Yeah, but Trump better not go stand in front of that church and hold up a bible.
Well, now we know why not, eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74632481


Well he did immediately set the demons wailing
"It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman)
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Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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That's some pagan-ass shit going on there!
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Just wow!
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Yeah, but Trump better not go stand in front of that church and hold up a bible.
Well, now we know why not, eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74632481


Oh, sorry, wrong church. The little horned guys are on the National Cathedral web pages.
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[link to cathedral.org (secure)]

More interesting images on their "All Coloring Pages" page.

They refer to the 'creature in question' as a Gargoyle.

Why is the Gargoyle the church's mascot?
 Quoting: AxX


The five choir boys with ecstacy on their faces and swirls of movement on their shoulders...they are in unison having a circle jerk?
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Just wow!
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Yeah, but Trump better not go stand in front of that church and hold up a bible.
Well, now we know why not, eh?
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Well he did immediately set the demons wailing
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LOL..... EXCELLENT point.
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[link to cathedral.org (secure)]

More interesting images on their "All Coloring Pages" page.

They refer to the 'creature in question' as a Gargoyle.

Why is the Gargoyle the church's mascot?
 Quoting: AxX


The five choir boys with ecstacy on their faces and swirls of movement on their shoulders...they are in unison having a circle jerk?
 Quoting: bijou


I never would have thought of that.
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ONLY ON GLP WOULD I EVER FIND THIS KIND OF SHIT!!

THIS IS WHY I COME HERE EVERY FUCKING DAY!!
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You got demons ringing the church bells and playing organs. You know coloring pics of demons is just for fun.... goodevil
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It's a dragon, idiot.
On this bitch since 2004.
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Catholic churches have always been spooky and weird.
Because they are ancient, spooky and weird. They pray to mummified fingers of saints, statues they have made, they are messed up.
Stay away from those hell holes.
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Everyone that sees trump for what he is has got to be a traitor or evil


wow
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[link to cathedral.org (secure)]

More interesting images on their "All Coloring Pages" page.

They refer to the 'creature in question' as a Gargoyle.

Why is the Gargoyle the church's mascot?
 Quoting: AxX


Because cathedrals are covered in gargoyles?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78981581


Gargoyles are otherwise known as "unclean" spirits.

They are responsible for all sexual depravity...like pedophilia for example.

Making sense now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78179447


You mean like trump raping a twelve year old over at Epsteins pad?
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Bishop Mariann Budde

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You got demons ringing the church bells and playing organs. You know coloring pics of demons is just for fun.... goodevil
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Catholicism is satanism
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Trump is a gargoyle. Look at him
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Bishop Mariann Budde

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You got demons ringing the church bells and playing organs. You know coloring pics of demons is just for fun.... goodevil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76735334


Catholicism is satanism
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WRONG. It is pagan idolatry mixed with Christianity
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Pinata Post:

The brochure says it's "Coloring Through The Cathedral", and those are cute little Gargoyles.

OK. Pummel me.


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Trump is a gargoyle. Look at him
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:dawn11:
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Pinata Post:

The brochure says it's "Coloring Through The Cathedral", and those are cute little Gargoyles.

OK. Pummel me.


manhole5
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The purpose of gargoyles is two fold, to provide a declarative water spout on large buildings like cathedrals and in ancient times, TO SCARE WAY EVIL SPIRITS
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Trump is a gargoyle. Look at him
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:dawn11:
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He's a lardass and he is ugly as sin.





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