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Push-Ups, EVERY MORNING - 10 TIMES! PUSH-UPS, EVERY DAY! GIVE THAT CHICKEN FAT BACK TO THE CHICKEN & DON'T BE CHICKEN AGAIN!

 
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I could only do 33 but I never do pushups and I will be 59 next month:



According to the charts I'm an average 19 year old.
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i just did ten.. i could have done more.
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there!... i did another ten.

Fuck you.
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Hey Preston, guess what? I haven't been doing push-ups for a about 5 months now since the Coronavirus.
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE NOW.
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We used this in gym class when I was in school to warm us up! Thank you!
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Last night I dreamt that Madonna died. The cause of death: salads and exercise.
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Q: "Why would someone purposefully downvote a thread that wishes people good health and to get up and exercise a little bit?"

A: "Because they are demons from hell, unfortunately, who wish harm and suffering on others. They laugh at the defeat of innocent souls and they do the bidding of the dark one in hell itself."
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My friend tried out for the sheriffs department and their physical requirements were pathetic. You only needed to do 20 pushups to pass.
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Q: "Why would someone purposefully downvote a thread that wishes people good health and to get up and exercise a little bit?"

A: "Because they are demons from hell, unfortunately, who wish harm and suffering on others. They laugh at the defeat of innocent souls and they do the bidding of the dark one in hell itself."
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So now we have demons on GLP down voting threads. Cloudflare get thee behind me!
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I think I'll try to do as many push-ups as Putin

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I think I'll try to do as many push-ups as Putin

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I think I'll try to do as many push-ups as Putin

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thats ... thats CRAZY !

how could it even be possible for someone to do as many push-ups as Puitn ?
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I think I'll try to do as many push-ups as Putin

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thats ... thats CRAZY !

how could it even be possible for someone to do as many push-ups as Puitn ?
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scared

AC poster please under NO circumstances attempt this

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it can only end in catastrophe!






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10 times

A sinche
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Yea but doing pushups after I wake up make me tired again
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no sweat

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How weak/fat are you??

I can do over 100 push ups in under a minute!!

*Edit - I should state I could before they shut my gym down. I'll have a go and see how many I can pump out in the morning, I have put some fat on and lost muscle, so it won't be near that - but hopefully I can get 50+
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If you spent as much time learning basic Math as you do patting yourself on the back, you would be able to figure out that OP is probably about 57 or 58 yrs old.

10 push-ups every day for an almost 60 yr old, is pretty good.

Leave OP alone. They were trying to do something nice and helpful for the community here.
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Only 10 per day? You mean like 10 sets of 10 right? Surely not just 10 period? Doesn't seem like very much.
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How weak/fat are you??

I can do over 100 push ups in under a minute!!

*Edit - I should state I could before they shut my gym down. I'll have a go and see how many I can pump out in the morning, I have put some fat on and lost muscle, so it won't be near that - but hopefully I can get 50+
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If you spent as much time learning basic Math as you do patting yourself on the back, you would be able to figure out that OP is probably about 57 or 58 yrs old.

10 push-ups every day for an almost 60 yr old, is pretty good.

Leave OP alone. They were trying to do something nice and helpful for the community here.
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I am going to be a bad ass mfer even in my 70s already decided. Never leaving the gym until I drop dead.

I see people age horrible and need wheelchairs in their 50s sometimes it's sad.
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How many push-ups would Putin do?
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How many push-ups would Putin do?
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How many push-ups would Putin do?
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He can just order someone to do the push-ups for him. He's that powerful.
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How weak/fat are you??

I can do over 100 push ups in under a minute!!

*Edit - I should state I could before they shut my gym down. I'll have a go and see how many I can pump out in the morning, I have put some fat on and lost muscle, so it won't be near that - but hopefully I can get 50+
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You need a gym to do pushups!
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How many push-ups would Putin do?
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glassesoff
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That's like asking what is infinity divided by zero
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My dad was in Patton's 3rd army in WWII.

My youth was like 18 years of basic training.
I had a rope I hung from a huge long needle pine branch in the back yard about 50 ft high. Always climbed it a few times a day. (Without using my feet).

Hundreds of pushups and situps a day. Basically, 1 a second during all TV commercials.

And I walked back and forth to school. We were on a mountain and the school was in the valley, so just a bit of a thigh workout.

Then played football or baseball every free minute I wasn't studying.

The lawn mower was a manual push type. no engine. You were the engine.

Women would swoon when I walked by, or somehow manage to get in my way and block me in an aisle.

Now I am old and fat and would fail at the winnie the pooh challenge. :)



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what do you say to yourselves to motivate yourself each day?

i lose mine so quickly...

(im female and not overweight)
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My dad was in Patton's 3rd army in WWII.

My youth was like 18 years of basic training.
I had a rope I hung from a huge long needle pine branch in the back yard about 50 ft high. Always climbed it a few times a day. (Without using my feet).

Hundreds of pushups and situps a day. Basically, 1 a second during all TV commercials.

And I walked back and forth to school. We were on a mountain and the school was in the valley, so just a bit of a thigh workout.

Then played football or baseball every free minute I wasn't studying.

The lawn mower was a manual push type. no engine. You were the engine.

Women would swoon when I walked by, or somehow manage to get in my way and block me in an aisle.

Now I am old and fat and would fail at the winnie the pooh challenge. :)


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Get back into it

You'll feel better

You dont have to conform to age expectations imposed on you

Exercise activates genetic pathways that slow aging
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How weak/fat are you??

I can do over 100 push ups in under a minute!!

*Edit - I should state I could before they shut my gym down. I'll have a go and see how many I can pump out in the morning, I have put some fat on and lost muscle, so it won't be near that - but hopefully I can get 50+
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Are there no floors where you live?





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