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User ID: 12632299 United States 06/05/2020 12:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about don't let them near you, for anything, ever, as far as humanly possible. This may not be a valid choice in the coming days for those who live in cities at least. The COVID-19 testing sites are mobile, but are voluntary for the time being. Sooner or later they will become mandatory. If you are caught driving you will be forced into a COVID-19 testing vehicle line. Any deviations will immediately result in the immediate murders of everyone in your vehicle including yourself. Should you decline your forced COVID-19 testing they will attempt to force you still. Resist and you will probably be given a warning shot. From there you have one of two choices -- 1. let your fear overcome you and you get your excruciatingly debilitating COVID-19 virus test done with, or 2. you floor it the best you can all the while the militarized cops and/or Military personnel shoot to kill you and whomever is in your vehicle as well. They will hunt you down via drone network(s) of theirs. They may not even pursue you physically. After all the Electric Eye in the Sky will watch you from afar. Good luck surviving the Hellfire missile attack on you that will easily destroy not only your vehicle and everyone in it, but destroy any adjacent vehicles too. Conspiracy Theorist is nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker. A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us." -- St. Anthony The Great Social Credit Loser here. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78462249 United States 06/05/2020 12:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The VA doctor shoves a long Q tip as far back as it can go which is basically under your eyeball. Then they do the other side. The Q tip may as well be soaked in vodka. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78994785 Did you have the test? You'll get sick soon. The second test won't burn. Yeah...it's soaked in Cov-2.... At least the initial ones sent from the CDC were found to be contaminated.....probably was the "Super Spreader" events around the Country. Exactly... Looking at the FACTS, little else makes sense. Occam's Razor... A friend in NYCity was killed this way. Here is the name, look him up: Eddy Davis, banjoist, leader of Woody Allen's Jazz band. He went into emergency for a broken bone after a fall. A "test" was administered. He was infected in the emergency room - that is factually stated in his detailed obituary. He's dead and buried, spent his last 6 days on the respirator machine. |
ConqueringHorsemen
User ID: 78347381 United States 06/05/2020 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Would it not depend on the tester and how far he/she shoves the swab up your nose. Some testers do not give a shit and test as far as they can, where the virus lives. Other testers are scared to get reflex punch so they only go half way. Some testers are tired And only test inside the nostril, because they are tired of shoveling boogers all day.. Are you guys getting tested by the same tester???? Last Edited by ConqueringHorsemen on 06/05/2020 01:00 AM FourHorsemen |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78801117 Australia 06/05/2020 01:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol you Americans are such a bunch of pussies. Everyone's had it done in Australia and I don't see anyone complaining. My 5y.o got it done and he was happy to get a lolly pop. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78801117 You really are foolish, AC. You call us Americans pussies for not taking the COVID-19 tests. You are the pussy for taking those damnable tests, AC. Now go wrastle some kangaroos thinking you are most definitely not a loser. Actually you just represent the sheer stupidity of Americans who are uncultured, uncivilized, have never read a book and divert their attention away from their stupidity to their superiority complex. It's a sign of individuals who lack intelligence and power in their own life so they have to pretend they know what's going on in the world by doing uncritical research into conspiracy theories and if they fail well enough then call it the war between the devil and God. You lack even a moment of clear thinking, but when it boils down to it, you're such a giant vagina you can't even take a q tip up the nose and have to again not only divert attention away from your stupidity but also your quite evident lack of balls. Grow some you pathetic piece of toast. |
Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 12651613 United States 06/05/2020 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I figure if I need a test to know if I've got something then I don't. I agree. I have no need for that test unless I think I'm drowning in lung fluids or something similar. Otherwise, they can F right off with their tests. They are worthless tests anyway, and I don't want to be forever documented as having something I probably don't even have and having it used against me somehow in the future. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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ConqueringHorsemen
User ID: 78347381 United States 06/05/2020 01:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wonder if the pawpaw fruit from Tanzania had same issue with test. Haha....it came back positive, don't you know. Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Why has this not been duplicated??? Or do you still believe some random memo on the internet? Are you the same people who respond to the emails stating you have a long lost relative in the Congo that died and has left a fortune in your name. All you need to recover cash is send your personal identification.. Show me the guy who tested, with video of applying to test kit and show video that records the results. Or was it just a typed up memo???? ... And do not try and add an argument about my stance on Covid19 fake or real..not once have i given my stance on the issue.. FourHorsemen |
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User ID: 77347043 Poland 06/05/2020 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just realized that I've been sitting here protectively covering my nose with my hand while reading this thread. I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies. There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78995574 Ireland 06/05/2020 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about don't let them near you, for anything, ever, as far as humanly possible. This may not be a valid choice in the coming days for those who live in cities at least. The COVID-19 testing sites are mobile, but are voluntary for the time being. Sooner or later they will become mandatory. If you are caught driving you will be forced into a COVID-19 testing vehicle line. Any deviations will immediately result in the immediate murders of everyone in your vehicle including yourself. Should you decline your forced COVID-19 testing they will attempt to force you still. Resist and you will probably be given a warning shot. From there you have one of two choices -- 1. let your fear overcome you and you get your excruciatingly debilitating COVID-19 virus test done with, or 2. you floor it the best you can all the while the militarized cops and/or Military personnel shoot to kill you and whomever is in your vehicle as well. They will hunt you down via drone network(s) of theirs. They may not even pursue you physically. After all the Electric Eye in the Sky will watch you from afar. Good luck surviving the Hellfire missile attack on you that will easily destroy not only your vehicle and everyone in it, but destroy any adjacent vehicles too. Yep. This video from 2009 talked about what you described. And now it looks like it's about to happen. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78995531 Australia 06/05/2020 04:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The VA doctor shoves a long Q tip as far back as it can go which is basically under your eyeball. Then they do the other side. The Q tip may as well be soaked in vodka. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78994785 Did you have the test? You'll get sick soon. The second test won't burn. that's if there is a second test ! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78981165 Australia 06/05/2020 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have had that one for the flu years ago. Also had the needle up the peehole. I would take the peehole needle 100 times before touching that nasal brain swab again. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78582777 Nahhhh thanks leave my peehole alone. Nasal test couldn't be worse than a nasal endoscopy to look at my vocal cords? I quite like those. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74861002 United States 06/05/2020 04:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got tested 2 days ago and it was almost nothing. not even a 1/2 inch up the nose. Basically scraped boogers from the rims of each nostril and that was that. THIS Thread is describing only 1 way the procedure is done by one particular company. I think there are probably dozens by now. Upstate NY 6/3/20 - takes 4 days to get results I'm told. don't be scared |
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