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Covid test feels like pouring vodka into your sinuses. Be prepared for the burning.

 
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They can do a throat swab. Don’t let them do the nasal one.
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How about not doing it at all to begin with.
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How about don't let them near you, for anything, ever, as far as humanly possible.
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Re: Covid test feels like pouring vodka into your sinuses. Be prepared for the burning.
They can do a throat swab. Don’t let them do the nasal one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

How about not doing it at all to begin with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76373304


How about don't let them near you, for anything, ever, as far as humanly possible.
 Quoting: Vision Thing


This may not be a valid choice in the coming days for those who live in cities at least. The COVID-19 testing sites are mobile, but are voluntary for the time being. Sooner or later they will become mandatory. If you are caught driving you will be forced into a COVID-19 testing vehicle line. Any deviations will immediately result in the immediate murders of everyone in your vehicle including yourself. Should you decline your forced COVID-19 testing they will attempt to force you still. Resist and you will probably be given a warning shot.

From there you have one of two choices -- 1. let your fear overcome you and you get your excruciatingly debilitating COVID-19 virus test done with, or 2. you floor it the best you can all the while the militarized cops and/or Military personnel shoot to kill you and whomever is in your vehicle as well. They will hunt you down via drone network(s) of theirs. They may not even pursue you physically. After all the Electric Eye in the Sky will watch you from afar. Good luck surviving the Hellfire missile attack on you that will easily destroy not only your vehicle and everyone in it, but destroy any adjacent vehicles too.
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Re: Covid test feels like pouring vodka into your sinuses. Be prepared for the burning.
The VA doctor shoves a long Q tip as far back as it can go which is basically under your eyeball. Then they do the other side. The Q tip may as well be soaked in vodka.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78994785


Did you have the test?

You'll get sick soon.

The second test won't burn.
 Quoting: Always


Yeah...it's soaked in Cov-2.... At least the initial ones sent from the CDC were found to be contaminated.....probably was the "Super Spreader" events around the Country.
 Quoting: dsteele

Exactly...
Looking at the FACTS, little else makes sense.
Occam's Razor...

A friend in NYCity was killed this way.
Here is the name, look him up:
Eddy Davis, banjoist, leader of Woody Allen's Jazz band. He went into emergency for a broken bone after a fall.
A "test" was administered.
He was infected in the emergency room - that is factually stated in his detailed obituary.

He's dead and buried, spent his last 6 days on the respirator machine.
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Would it not depend on the tester and how far he/she shoves the swab up your nose.

Some testers do not give a shit and test as far as they can, where the virus lives.

Other testers are scared to get reflex punch so they only go half way.

Some testers are tired And only test inside the nostril, because they are tired of shoveling boogers all day..

Are you guys getting tested by the same tester????

pick

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got tested pos im now in a fema camp its been 4 months .
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Lies. I had the swab test. The nurse just barely dabbed the inside of the front of my nostrils and that was it. Felt nothing. Test came back negative. Was from the VA too. op is full of shit just wants attention.
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Came back negative because it wasn't done properly.
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forgot i started a tunnel under the fence almost ready.
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They can do a throat swab. Don’t let them do the nasal one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

How about not doing it at all to begin with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76373304





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Lol you Americans are such a bunch of pussies. Everyone's had it done in Australia and I don't see anyone complaining. My 5y.o got it done and he was happy to get a lolly pop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78801117


You really are foolish, AC. You call us Americans pussies for not taking the COVID-19 tests. You are the pussy for taking those damnable tests, AC. Now go wrastle some kangaroos thinking you are most definitely not a loser.
 Quoting: darkwolf007



Actually you just represent the sheer stupidity of Americans who are uncultured, uncivilized, have never read a book and divert their attention away from their stupidity to their superiority complex. It's a sign of individuals who lack intelligence and power in their own life so they have to pretend they know what's going on in the world by doing uncritical research into conspiracy theories and if they fail well enough then call it the war between the devil and God. You lack even a moment of clear thinking, but when it boils down to it, you're such a giant vagina you can't even take a q tip up the nose and have to again not only divert attention away from your stupidity but also your quite evident lack of balls. Grow some you pathetic piece of toast.
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They can do a throat swab. Don’t let them do the nasal one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

How about not doing it at all to begin with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76373304


I figure if I need a test to know if I've got something then I don't. chuckle
 Quoting: Shiva ascendant


I agree. I have no need for that test unless I think I'm drowning in lung fluids or something similar. Otherwise, they can F right off with their tests. They are worthless tests anyway, and I don't want to be forever documented as having something I probably don't even have and having it used against me somehow in the future.
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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Covid test feels like pouring vodka into your sinuses. Be prepared for the burning.
Wonder if the pawpaw fruit from Tanzania had same issue with test. Haha....it came back positive, don't you know.
lolsign
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shesright
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They can do a throat swab. Don’t let them do the nasal one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

How about not doing it at all to begin with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76373304


Right?

FFS!
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Wonder if the pawpaw fruit from Tanzania had same issue with test. Haha....it came back positive, don't you know.
lolsign
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


shesright
 Quoting: Ricky M


Why has this not been duplicated???

Or do you still believe some random memo on the internet?

Are you the same people who respond to the emails stating you have a long lost relative in the Congo that died and has left a fortune in your name. All you need to recover cash is send your personal identification..

pick

Show me the guy who tested, with video of applying to test kit and show video that records the results.

Or was it just a typed up memo????
... pick

And do not try and add an argument about my stance on Covid19 fake or real..not once have i given my stance on the issue..
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Don't worry the burning is just the virus dropping roots....
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I just realized that I've been sitting here protectively covering my nose with my hand while reading this thread.
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture.
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Actually you just represent the sheer...
blahx3... piece of toast.
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Jesus is Lord
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It looks like they are lobotomizing people with the deep nasal swabs.

damned
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fuck your tests
Imagine a group of people so disgusting they have to make laws preventing you from hating them
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It looks like they are lobotomizing people with the deep nasal swabs.

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14992014


What if the ones that were tested turned into these rioting zombies??????

Zombies glassesoff :bad_smile:
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They can do a throat swab. Don’t let them do the nasal one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

How about not doing it at all to begin with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76373304


How about don't let them near you, for anything, ever, as far as humanly possible.
 Quoting: Vision Thing


This may not be a valid choice in the coming days for those who live in cities at least. The COVID-19 testing sites are mobile, but are voluntary for the time being. Sooner or later they will become mandatory. If you are caught driving you will be forced into a COVID-19 testing vehicle line. Any deviations will immediately result in the immediate murders of everyone in your vehicle including yourself. Should you decline your forced COVID-19 testing they will attempt to force you still. Resist and you will probably be given a warning shot.

From there you have one of two choices -- 1. let your fear overcome you and you get your excruciatingly debilitating COVID-19 virus test done with, or 2. you floor it the best you can all the while the militarized cops and/or Military personnel shoot to kill you and whomever is in your vehicle as well. They will hunt you down via drone network(s) of theirs. They may not even pursue you physically. After all the Electric Eye in the Sky will watch you from afar. Good luck surviving the Hellfire missile attack on you that will easily destroy not only your vehicle and everyone in it, but destroy any adjacent vehicles too.
 Quoting: darkwolf007


Yep.
This video from 2009 talked about what you described.
And now it looks like it's about to happen.

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Don’t Get Tested!
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God!!! Did you people watch that video? Go watch that video. Just dam, I wouldn't get that dam done if hell froze over.
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The VA doctor shoves a long Q tip as far back as it can go which is basically under your eyeball. Then they do the other side. The Q tip may as well be soaked in vodka.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78994785


Did you have the test?

You'll get sick soon.

The second test won't burn.
 Quoting: Always


that's if there is a second test !

gasp
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I have had that one for the flu years ago. Also had the needle up the peehole. I would take the peehole needle 100 times before touching that nasal brain swab again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78582777


Nahhhh thanks leave my peehole alone.

Nasal test couldn't be worse than a nasal endoscopy to look at my vocal cords? I quite like those.
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They can do a throat swab. Don’t let them do the nasal one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

How about not doing it at all to begin with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76373304


^^she's right you know (it)
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Re: Covid test feels like pouring vodka into your sinuses. Be prepared for the burning.
I got tested 2 days ago and it was almost nothing.

not even a 1/2 inch up the nose. Basically scraped boogers from the rims of each nostril and that was that.

THIS Thread is describing only 1 way the procedure is done by one particular company. I think there are probably dozens by now.

Upstate NY 6/3/20 - takes 4 days to get results I'm told.

don't be scared
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Be prepared?

I’ve no need to be tested, so no preparation required.
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It hurts because they are putting the microchip in your sinus cavity. It burns itself into the flesh. Now you have the mark in your forehead, inside.
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Covid burns?





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