Involuntarily celibate man, 23, accidentally amputated his own hand making a bomb to blow up hot cheerleaders'

He better learn to get flexible toes if he wanna drain his plums!

No, I'm going with the cheerleader angle.

Because we all know that cheerleaders are all the time getting blown up by crazed incels and antifa (isis on estrogen) is just a figment of our collective imagination.

Or not.

now this incel can't fap to the cheerleaders he was stalking anymore

what a damn shame

what's next, involuntary castration?

I went to bizarro high school. I was banging the hottest cheerleader. We had open lunch so could go home to bang almost every day. But..I was not a jock and cheerleading was not that cool. Mostly nerds were in cheerleading - the cool kids smoked pot and listened to music. She was still hot to me tho..lol.

They are such losers that they don't have the nerve or the money to seek out an escort. If they at least had that much grit, they probably wouldn't need an escort to get laid.

That must have been a left wing community.

He could duct tape a fleshlight to his bed post, or get his lower ribs removed.

Cute guy but stupid. At least he is out of the gene pool we think.

Are you cereal?!

The guy looks like a piece of shit.

He's probably antifa too.

Is there any girl on this site that would fuck him - before he damaged himself?

Well, I guess his nickname won't be 'Jerkoff Joe' anymore.

Well he's definitely an incel now.

nope

~cels are not actually what you think they are;

most ~cels aren't interested in meaningless, worthless, physical only fucking
they're looking for legit LTR, with a lady who actually loves and cares, and doesn't assume, accuse, judge, condemn, him for whatever the "problemme de jour" is


Elliot had the money
if he was only looking to dip his dick in a meaningless, worthless, physical only act of selfish indulgence with strangers
then he could have afforded to pay for all the ho pussy he wanted

however, that's not what he wanted

Its b.s

From Porn Man to Lawnmower Man..

"..the police checked his lawn and found it 6inches high.."

Its been 6 years since Roger Elliot..."

"...he was charged with lying to police..." for lying about the height of his grass? Seriously? LMAO

Why does his mugshot have what looks like shit over his face? Wouldn't that have dressings on it and wouldn't he still be in hospital having surgery done on his blown off limbs?

Hysterical F.F

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how the hell can you blow off several fingers from one hand

Sensing lots of incel butthurt in this thread....

There's no such thing as "meaningless sex" with a female!

I remember all my relationships with love, including those with hookers and call girls. I admire those women and appreciate our energy exchange!

Just one example of something he won't be able to do anymore.

^^Against incels it appears.

As if they don't have enough problems already.

Well at least it stops us from talking about our second $2k payment we 'were' supposed to get but won't.

Maybe he got 2k for going along with this retarded story.

The sole evidence for the incel thing is "a crumpled letter on the floor of the shed" - deep state framing of idiot explosives kid for political reasons.

also:


I can just see the talentless government hack writing this shit. "deadly objects" -

Yeah sounds more like a Muslim convert shopping mall bombing gone wrong so blame incels for the stupid.
Guess this is a clue that Snackbar events are next on the carnival terror round about.

He was arrested for lying to the cops. I don't know if it's illegal to have whatever chemical he allegedly had. I'm sure they're snooping deeper into the hole thing.

The demonizing incels seems to be just a bit much. One every six years and we have 1 millioh idiots rioting in DC.

there are plenty of hit n quit "get laid"
physical only dudes out there
who don't give 2 shits about how the woman feels about what's going on

~cels aren't interested in "get laid"
which is a meaningless, worthless, useless, and physical only (to bust a nut) act of selfish indulgence

the modern perversion of "CC riding / random hookups"
has reduced the sacredness of the union
to no more sacred and precious than taking a shit.