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10-foot great white shark kills surfer in Australia

 
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It’s ok, it wasn’t a racist attack.

The shark took a knee.
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06/07/2020 09:16 AM
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shark

Have they tested the surfer dude for Covid-19 though? I hope he doesn't have it because the shark could well catch it and thus infect other sharks and there isn't many of them left.
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06/07/2020 09:18 AM
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That's why I don't swim in the shark's ocean...
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I went to swim in my pool and there was a gator in it. And I live in Canada. True story.
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We'd only need to exterminate four or five species of sharks and there would never be another attack on a human.

Exterminate all of them, and there would be enough game-fish in the oceans to feed all humans forever pretty much.
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06/07/2020 09:22 AM
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10 feet is just a baby
Hope no one kills the little guy
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Surfer Poeti Norac , 24 , died July 2 , 2020



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I demand that we change the name to the "Not so Great Caucasian Devil Shark" in support of the protests.
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06/07/2020 09:27 AM
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That's why I don't swim in the shark's ocean...
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Exactly. I'm in Florida and I won't go in that water dude.
Fresh water's even worse, gators n shit all over.
When I want to swim, I jump in the pool.
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06/07/2020 09:40 AM
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That's why I don't swim in the shark's ocean...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Exactly. I'm in Florida and I won't go in that water dude.
Fresh water's even worse, gators n shit all over.
When I want to swim, I jump in the pool.
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I live near Galveston and went in the water when I was a kid. I got stung by jellyfish and sometimes my feet would get cut by crap in the sand.

Florida water is pretty, but unfortunately Galveston water is disgusting. It is brown and muddy, so you have no idea what is around you.
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Gnarly!

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there are 100s of 25 feet long Great white sharks in the seas and oceans
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06/07/2020 09:44 AM
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10 ft is a juvenile. Learning how to hunt seals. Likely mistaken identity.
Bull sharks are the ones that will eat you. They don't give a shit.
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06/07/2020 09:54 AM
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just fuken great. now nsw govt will go out and cull more sharks, qld will too just for kicks.
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06/07/2020 09:56 AM
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USS Indianapolis. Many of the 900 that died over 3 days were eating by sharks.

I read survivor stories... real life horror. “ It was like a carpet of sharks “
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USS Indianapolis. Many of the 900 that died over 3 days were eating by sharks.

I read survivor stories... real life horror. “ It was like a carpet of sharks “
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06/07/2020 09:59 AM
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I love swimming in the ocean....but always in the back of my mind is the Jaws Theme Song.
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I demand that we change the name to the "Not so Great Caucasian Devil Shark" in support of the protests.
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06/07/2020 10:14 AM
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The shark was white, but it probably took a knee.
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That's why I don't swim in the shark's ocean...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Exactly. I'm in Florida and I won't go in that water dude.
Fresh water's even worse, gators n shit all over.
When I want to swim, I jump in the pool.
 Quoting: brian dead


I live near Galveston and went in the water when I was a kid. I got stung by jellyfish and sometimes my feet would get cut by crap in the sand.

Florida water is pretty, but unfortunately Galveston water is disgusting. It is brown and muddy, so you have no idea what is around you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76383507


same here in TX, going to Galveston, surfside, padre, etc.

We don't have GREAT WHITE SHARKS, so I'm not scared!

A girl did get her arm bit off by a black tip shark on Mustang Island in 1987 though.
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I love swimming in the ocean....but always in the back of my mind is the Jaws Theme Song.
 Quoting: HAWK-03


Your fear will summon the beast .
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There is no other safe sea in the world other than our Aegean Sea. How dare you go to sea in the USA or Australia?
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Shark in picture looks more like 13 ft. than 10 ft.
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I demand that we change the name to the "Not so Great Caucasian Devil Shark" in support of the protests.
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In Florida they changed the name of the gewfish to goliath grouper.

No shit.
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I’m actually surprised the loony liberal PC brigade haven’t campaigned to have the ‘white’ prefix removed, and it changed to just great shark.

Man, I fucking hate liberals with a passion. We should use them as shark chum.
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When I was nine years old, right after we saw JAWS in the drive in, we moved to Florida.

I was swimming when I noticed that everyone else was on the beach.

Some guy stepped into the water and extended his hand and said "TRY TO MAKE IT LITTLE GIRL! TRY TO MAKE IT!"

I looked behind me to see a fin cutting the water my way.

I frantically started swimming and praying, "God, don't let me die. I'm too young to die"

The second my foot was on the beach, someone yelled, "Oh, it's just a dolphin".

My Mom was oblivious to all of this and was just putting on lotion.

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better change the name to great black shark
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06/07/2020 12:38 PM
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It should be manditory that all surfers tie a hook to their asses attached to 200 yards of fishing line.
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