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10-foot great white shark kills surfer in Australia

 
RepublicofTexas

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06/07/2020 12:54 PM
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Re: 10-foot great white shark kills surfer in Australia
In my teens I was swimming off the Atlantic coastline in Florida and suddenly felt a hot burning sensation on my chest. I looked down and a Man o’ War jellyfish was planted directly on my chest.

After that painful experience, I limited my swimming to lakes and pools.

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Yeah keep just to pools

remember the brain eating amoebas?
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uhoh
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South US is a good place to find Naegleria in warm waters.
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06/07/2020 01:09 PM
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That's why I don't swim in the shark's ocean...
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This, x 1,000,000

Why expose oneself not only to predators, but to all the filth of the open water?
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Got bit on the foot, still go in.
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06/07/2020 02:05 PM
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I've not gone more than ankle deep in the ocean since I saw the movie Jaws.

And if you think pools are safe, there was a neighbor I had with a 10-foot alligator living in it.

I won't get in any water where I can't see the bottom.

Last Edited by Desert Dude on 06/07/2020 02:07 PM
Yeah I did it, and it can't be undone.
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06/07/2020 02:41 PM
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I've not gone more than ankle deep in the ocean since I saw the movie Jaws.

And if you think pools are safe, there was a neighbor I had with a 10-foot alligator living in it.

I won't get in any water where I can't see the bottom.
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Lol.
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Charks gonna chark
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06/07/2020 03:43 PM
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punch it in the eye!
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punch it in the eye!
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Finger in the ass would work for most things.
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What's so great about whites?


gnome sayin?
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06/07/2020 07:24 PM
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Less than 10 people die worldwide from shark attacks.

Around 300 people in the USA alone drown in their own bathtub.
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06/07/2020 10:29 PM

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dress up like a seal and swim in
shark infested waters ...

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06/07/2020 10:41 PM
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Re: 10-foot great white shark kills surfer in Australia
Swimming with dolphins cost you about 100 bucks.
Swimming with sharks cost you an arm and a leg.





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