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Can You Solve This Riddle????

 
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Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, and when you make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner, and the upper like the lower, and when you make male and female into a single one, so that the male will not be male nor the female be female, when you make eyes in place of an eye, a hand in place of a hand, a foot in place of a foot, an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."
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Quite happy with my masculine side, thanks.
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Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, and when you make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner, and the upper like the lower, and when you make male and female into a single one, so that the male will not be male nor the female be female, when you make eyes in place of an eye, a hand in place of a hand, a foot in place of a foot, an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."
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I dont ever recall Jesus saying anything like that in scriptures
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Quite happy with my masculine side, thanks.
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GO AWAY RETARD SATAN BOT, IN JESUS NAME....!!!
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Quite happy with my masculine side, thanks.
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GO AWAY RETARD SATAN BOT, IN JESUS NAME....!!!
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Which Jesus 770bot?
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Jesus was clearly on crack of he said that bs. Plus that isnt a riddle.
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Won't be needing my pecker in heaven?
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Quite happy with my masculine side, thanks.
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GO AWAY RETARD SATAN BOT, IN JESUS NAME....!!!
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Which Jesus 770bot?
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THE ONE THATS BREAKING HIS HOLLY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS...!!!
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This new bible you're editing is a trip.
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Quite happy with my masculine side, thanks.
 Quoting: Quantum Undead Chakra Baby


GO AWAY RETARD SATAN BOT, IN JESUS NAME....!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78857864


Which Jesus 770bot?
 Quoting: Quantum Undead Chakra Baby


THE ONE THATS BREAKING HIS HOLLY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS...!!!
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Liar, that's your fixers, handlers, and tough guys.
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jesus shiddid on the cross at least once
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Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, and when you make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner, and the upper like the lower, and when you make male and female into a single one, so that the male will not be male nor the female be female, when you make eyes in place of an eye, a hand in place of a hand, a foot in place of a foot, an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."
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Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, and when you make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner, and the upper like the lower, and when you make male and female into a single one, so that the male will not be male nor the female be female, when you make eyes in place of an eye, a hand in place of a hand, a foot in place of a foot, an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."
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That's the secret formula to rolling pretzel dough- you dont make it phallic or ball shaped, but it also must not be shaped reminiscent of a vagina- it gets twisted into the most gender neutral bakery product. Riddle solved.
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GO AWAY RETARD SATAN BOT, IN JESUS NAME....!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78857864


Which Jesus 770bot?
 Quoting: Quantum Undead Chakra Baby


THE ONE THATS BREAKING HIS HOLLY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS...!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78857864


Liar, that's your fixers, handlers, and tough guys.
 Quoting: Quantum Undead Chakra Baby


GO DIVIDE YOUR IQ BY ZERO OFF A CLIFF
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Which Jesus 770bot?
 Quoting: Quantum Undead Chakra Baby


THE ONE THATS BREAKING HIS HOLLY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS...!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78857864


Liar, that's your fixers, handlers, and tough guys.
 Quoting: Quantum Undead Chakra Baby


GO DIVIDE YOUR IQ BY ZERO OFF A CLIFF
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I'm only paying back your tough love!
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God said: I am, this is, you are. you good, me nice; you bad, me mean.

Jesus said: [vague riddle designed to confuse and separate people because of false religious teachings]
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THE ONE THATS BREAKING HIS HOLLY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS...!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78857864


Liar, that's your fixers, handlers, and tough guys.
 Quoting: Quantum Undead Chakra Baby


GO DIVIDE YOUR IQ BY ZERO OFF A CLIFF
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78857864


I'm only paying back your tough love!
 Quoting: Quantum Undead Chakra Baby



WHY?
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jesus shiddid on the cross at least once
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Thus the phrase: Holy shit!

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Liar, that's your fixers, handlers, and tough guys.
 Quoting: Quantum Undead Chakra Baby


GO DIVIDE YOUR IQ BY ZERO OFF A CLIFF
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I'm only paying back your tough love!
 Quoting: Quantum Undead Chakra Baby



WHY?
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Because otherwise you'll think what you did to me was okay.
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GO DIVIDE YOUR IQ BY ZERO OFF A CLIFF
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I'm only paying back your tough love!
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WHY?
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Because otherwise you'll think what you did to me was okay.
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WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?
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Quite happy with my masculine side, thanks.
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You're taking it too literal.

Not Masculine.. Mescaline ! Jesus is talking about psychedelics. You need to get high af to see God, Heaven and the Universe.
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yall is fucted in the heads....
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Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, and when you make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner, and the upper like the lower, and when you make male and female into a single one, so that the male will not be male nor the female be female, when you make eyes in place of an eye, a hand in place of a hand, a foot in place of a foot, an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78857864


Careful making up stuff Jesus didn't say. Just saying, there's a curse on anyone who adds or takes away from the written Word of Scripture. Jesus is the Word.
*A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."





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