ONLY if it's a life-size Japanese hugging pillow (DAKIMAKURA), which I swear I don't own

My bandmate owns one tho

He ALSO has my SUPER EXTREMELY CRAZY RARE OFFICIAL DOKURO-CHAN FULL-SIZED CARDBOARD CUT-OUT ADVERTISEMENT DISPLAY STANDwhich no doubt was used in (an) actual bustling manga shop(s) probably somewhere famous in Japan

It's one of my all-time favorite prized possessions which I let go to my friend since he's huge on collecting the anime figures and posters and stuff like that. He only got into it and began to display his love for it in mid 2014, after I showed my love for anime and it kinda just made him feel comfy.

So yea he turned full otaku

Meanwhile I'm just over here like, playing Japanese backwards (Japanese Dark Speech) and shit, learning the secrets, also studying Japanese language and incorporating that into the HELLFIRE LANGUAGE/DARK SPEECH studies

I'm told a lot about how much more "FANCY" the Japanese Dark Speech is

Elvis tells me in reverse that the reason all my bandmates dropped and don't hang out with me anymore is because I've "SCARED ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AWAY" I've "SCARED" them all away

Am I scary meow ?

Elvis says so

ELVIS July 12th ~ DAY OF EVIL ~ SATANIC REVERSED MESSAGE