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FANDANGO 5-SIREN ALERT!!! Be ready to CASTLE UP or BUG OUT ASAP!!!

 
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Jerry has caught the fish, I repeat Jerry has caught the fish and the mustard is drying.

Proceed to bug out location alpha boner hot pocket for debriefing and free purple kool aid.
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Jerry has caught the fish, I repeat Jerry has caught the fish and the mustard is drying.

Proceed to bug out location alpha boner hot pocket for debriefing and free purple kool aid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79028753




Jerry????? Are you fucking serious??? JERRY?????

Holy Fuckballs!!!!


JERRRRRRRRRRRRY!!!!!!!

I was expecting and prepared for Chuck, are you sure its JERRY?????


FUCK!!!!!!!!!!




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Jerry has caught the fish, I repeat Jerry has caught the fish and the mustard is drying.

Proceed to bug out location alpha boner hot pocket for debriefing and free purple kool aid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79028753




Jerry????? Are you fucking serious??? JERRY?????

Holy Fuckballs!!!!


JERRRRRRRRRRRRY!!!!!!!

I was expecting and prepared for Chuck, are you sure its JERRY?????


FUCK!!!!!!!!!!




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 Quoting: WyatteSmith


Emily, please don't tell me you are letting them fish.
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Jerry has caught the fish, I repeat Jerry has caught the fish and the mustard is drying.

Proceed to bug out location alpha boner hot pocket for debriefing and free purple kool aid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79028753




Jerry????? Are you fucking serious??? JERRY?????

Holy Fuckballs!!!!


JERRRRRRRRRRRRY!!!!!!!

I was expecting and prepared for Chuck, are you sure its JERRY?????


FUCK!!!!!!!!!!




.
 Quoting: WyatteSmith




Yep, good old Jerry , who'd a thunk.
Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed.

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i have a garage full of toilet paper, i'm ready for anything!
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Jerry has caught the fish, I repeat Jerry has caught the fish and the mustard is drying.

Proceed to bug out location alpha boner hot pocket for debriefing and free purple kool aid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79028753




Jerry????? Are you fucking serious??? JERRY?????

Holy Fuckballs!!!!


JERRRRRRRRRRRRY!!!!!!!

I was expecting and prepared for Chuck, are you sure its JERRY?????


FUCK!!!!!!!!!!




.
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Emily, please don't tell me you are letting them fish.
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CONFIRMED! Emily and Jerry have deployed the lipstick upon the anchovies! CONFIRMED! This is a go! Targets locked, fire at will!

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The ghost of war, the painted whore, dial up one nine one four - it's a far parade“
- Eldritch (2009)

“... and we’re just the virus, each of us carries inside of us ...”
- King (1996)

“ —a death that we can cure."
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fandango rangers ? never heard of them ? what have they ever accomplished ? honestly, it’s sounds a little gay.
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Fandango

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7/11 was a part time job!

Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause.
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Jerry has caught the fish, I repeat Jerry has caught the fish and the mustard is drying.

Proceed to bug out location alpha boner hot pocket for debriefing and free purple kool aid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79028753




Jerry????? Are you fucking serious??? JERRY?????

Holy Fuckballs!!!!


JERRRRRRRRRRRRY!!!!!!!

I was expecting and prepared for Chuck, are you sure its JERRY?????


FUCK!!!!!!!!!!




.
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Emily, please don't tell me you are letting them fish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77711627


CONFIRMED! Emily and Jerry have deployed the lipstick upon the anchovies! CONFIRMED! This is a go! Targets locked, fire at will!

burnitcowbonkanadead3
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I will wrap the pussy in tinfoil.
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the tomatoes are dead at this point!
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YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! YOU CAN'T KNOW THAT!!!! MUH MUH MY TOMATOES ARE GONNA MAKE IT, DAMMIT!
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Not to worry . . . the Chazilites are planting gardens in the autonomous zone.
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I just did a Zoom with Penny, she said this:





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I hear Joe Biden's coming with greased fingers. You know what to do with the kids.
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Jerry has caught the fish, I repeat Jerry has caught the fish and the mustard is drying.

Proceed to bug out location alpha boner hot pocket for debriefing and free purple kool aid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79028753


Come in boner, do you copy? We're coming under heavy fire. We can't hold this position much longer.
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I hear Joe Biden's coming with greased fingers. You know what to do with the kids.
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All Fandango rangers are issued with fish net stocking because of Biden.
With strict instructions not to shave , even if he begs.
Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed.

I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
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THE TRUTH
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OP does this from time to time, but this time is different!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Jerry has caught the fish, I repeat Jerry has caught the fish and the mustard is drying.

Proceed to bug out location alpha boner hot pocket for debriefing and free purple kool aid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79028753


Come in boner, do you copy? We're coming under heavy fire. We can't hold this position much longer.
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seal

COPY THAT

Assuming position ...

Bravo Echo November Delta

Osca Victor Echo Romeo
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Jerry????? Are you fucking serious??? JERRY?????

Holy Fuckballs!!!!


JERRRRRRRRRRRRY!!!!!!!

I was expecting and prepared for Chuck, are you sure its JERRY?????


FUCK!!!!!!!!!!




.
 Quoting: WyatteSmith


Emily, please don't tell me you are letting them fish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77711627


CONFIRMED! Emily and Jerry have deployed the lipstick upon the anchovies! CONFIRMED! This is a go! Targets locked, fire at will!

burnitcowbonkanadead3
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I will wrap the pussy in tinfoil.
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THROTTLE BACK! Tin foil is a NO GO! Must use duct tape and sheer pantyhose. This is non-negotiable. Duct tape and sheer pantyhose only.

*** THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED FOR FANDANGO SECURITY - RANGER EYES ONLY - PLEASE REFERENCE FANDANGO OPS MANUAL 9.11.01 FOR ALL NECESSARY PROCEDURES ***
"Decent men and women form a line and dance in time - it's a far parade”
The ghost of war, the painted whore, dial up one nine one four - it's a far parade“
- Eldritch (2009)

“... and we’re just the virus, each of us carries inside of us ...”
- King (1996)

“ —a death that we can cure."
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All station running silent.

Shhhhhhhhhsh!
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THE TRUTH
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Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause.
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This thread is dumb. You retards fall for anything.
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Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer.
Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there.
Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?

Are you rolling tape now? Bits and pieces large and small
Sector, vector, eat them all.
It's already in their eyes.
Among the metal ones a messenger will soon arrive.

10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.
10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don't come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don't come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

Ain't nothing you can do about it. Gonna be a big brawl over it
Like them little bitty babies in the king cakes.
Bonnie & Clyde the whole dome,
The shackles of automata will shatter like their bones.

10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.
10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don't come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don't come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer.
Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there.
Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?

10001110101
Half a mind to double up, baby. Three times is jive.
10001110101
Half a mind to double up, baby. Three times is jive.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don't come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don't come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
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4-3-21
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Just sold my 401k and put all my chips into litecoin. Buying a winnebago tomorrow and heading to the swamp all thanks to this post
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Roger. Whiskey Tango Homo.
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5-star General decoded backside chatter indicates less than one week to zero hour.

Finalize preps for minimum of 72 hours.

Standard comms channels will be unavailable.

fandango roll
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no such thing as a fucking fandango anything
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Q33 is mad because he couldn't pass the Fandango physical.
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All station running silent.

Shhhhhhhhhsh!
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Hush hush
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faildango more like it
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72 hrs. Cellphones and GPS No service
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Impossible to flash mob without them. chuckle





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