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Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.

 
Grove Street
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Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Morton Salt Company has decided to change its 100 year old mascot of the girl with an umbrella in a rain suit and change it to something more culturally sensitive..

the decision came because executives decided the fact that she was white, had rain boots, and an umbrella, while many other minority kids have to walk through salt storms without proper PPE due to systemic racism and economic disparity might offend some customers.

they dont know what they will replace her with, there is a contest on the company website for new ideas

mortonsaltgirl.com
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06/17/2020 08:25 AM
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Shes white because salt is white, duh.
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Can we skip ahead to January 19th, 2021 please? This year sucks.
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Please just don't take away the Coppertone girl.
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Can we skip ahead to January 19th, 2021 please? This year sucks.
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moranbathsalts
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Now shes in Antifa!!

that would work in the country of CHAZ
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Morton Salt Company has decided to change its 100 year old mascot of the girl with an umbrella in a rain suit and change it to something more culturally sensitive..

the decision came because executives decided the fact that she was white, had rain boots, and an umbrella, while many other minority kids have to walk through salt storms without proper PPE due to systemic racism and economic disparity might offend some customers.

they dont know what they will replace her with, there is a contest on the company website for new ideas

mortonsaltgirl.com
 Quoting: Grove Street


Please tell me this is satire.
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moranbathsalts
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Thanks for sav8ng me from digging through my photos on this one. Lol.
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Morton Salt Company has decided to change its 100 year old mascot of the girl with an umbrella in a rain suit and change it to something more culturally sensitive..

the decision came because executives decided the fact that she was white, had rain boots, and an umbrella, while many other minority kids have to walk through salt storms without proper PPE due to systemic racism and economic disparity might offend some customers.

they dont know what they will replace her with, there is a contest on the company website for new ideas

mortonsaltgirl.com
 Quoting: Grove Street


fake fucking news!
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Shes white because salt is white, duh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75953087


I like the pink Himalayan salt.


So what's the difference in the colors? The deepness of the salt's color largely depends on the amount of iron oxide running through it.

White Himalayan salt (the rarest variety) is the freest from impurities, while added minerals give pink Himalayan salt its rosy glow.
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Please just don't take away the Coppertone girl.
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You had to say it!
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yeahsure
Hmmmm...
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Liberalism is a disease
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Whats next all Kosher foods???

Because you know the Rules of things being Kosher!!!
THESE RULES ARE STARTING TO ANNOY ME!
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Shes white because salt is white, duh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75953087


She had to be drawn with some kind of color. Who gives a fuck if she's white, brown, yellow, or black. To me, she's just an American, and this is an icon of America. Fuck Me, Uncle Ben's rice has a black man on it. What do these assholes think of his picture on the box?
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why don't they just come out and say the Morton girl is actually a boy who thinks he is a girl?
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Wow, full scale war on whites wtf
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Screw them. I would rather buy salt from a mom and pop operation anyway.
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06/17/2020 08:38 AM
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Gotta be satire - there is nothing there when you go to mortonsaltgirl.com.
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06/17/2020 08:39 AM
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
on another note will white rice be banned

only brown rice from now on?

I'm just asking.
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Please just don't take away the Coppertone girl.
 Quoting: Visitor 78037273


theyll leave that one because a dog is pulling on her bathing suit...

they might replace the dog with joe biden or something tho

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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Shes white because salt is white, duh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75953087


Salt is racist too!

Where does it end????

alone
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Sad thing that even if it is parody, it might as well be true.
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Maybe a child dope runner negotiating rain
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I guess toilet paper will stay white
as the whites jobs is to clean up the shit.
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
on another note will white rice be banned

only brown rice from now on?

I'm just asking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2226485


Would not surprise me at this point. Anything can happen.
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Well THEY will be easy to boycott!

Get RealSalt brand salt, which is good quality pink salt mined right here in the USA.

Fuck you, Morton Salt, you unpatriotic pieces of SHIT.
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Please just don't take away the Coppertone girl.
 Quoting: Visitor 78037273


they did change that too, years ago
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Morton Salt Company has decided to change its 100 year old mascot of the girl with an umbrella in a rain suit and change it to something more culturally sensitive..

the decision came because executives decided the fact that she was white, had rain boots, and an umbrella, while many other minority kids have to walk through salt storms without proper PPE due to systemic racism and economic disparity might offend some customers.

they dont know what they will replace her with, there is a contest on the company website for new ideas

mortonsaltgirl.com
 Quoting: Grove Street


I don't see anything on their website about this.
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Please just don't take away the Coppertone girl.
 Quoting: Visitor 78037273


Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up! That golden fanny bitch is GONE!

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