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Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.

 
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Black Jesus is coming soon to a Baptist church near you.
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The real one wasnt black.
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Shes white because salt is white, duh.
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:Truth is radical:
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06/17/2020 10:45 AM
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Please just don't take away the Coppertone girl.
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That’s coming. it’s child porn, the dog’s exposing her butt and sexploitation plus, she’s white with a tan, African Americans don’t tan.. Didn’t you get the memo?
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Afro-Americans tan.
Before they tan they are called Mexicans.
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06/17/2020 10:50 AM
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Wow, full scale war on whites wtf
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You just noticing this? While I think this is obviously not real what us real is a "cnn" opinion pie e I just read saying cops are only there to protect white privilege & getting rid of Trump is the only way to cure racism in the world.

These are dangerous times.

There will be blood.
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06/17/2020 10:51 AM
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Morton Salt Company has decided to change its 100 year old mascot of the girl with an umbrella in a rain suit and change it to something more culturally sensitive..

the decision came because executives decided the fact that she was white, had rain boots, and an umbrella, while many other minority kids have to walk through salt storms without proper PPE due to systemic racism and economic disparity might offend some customers.

they dont know what they will replace her with, there is a contest on the company website for new ideas

mortonsaltgirl.com
 Quoting: Grove Street


clappa
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06/17/2020 10:53 AM

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Damn, think of how much money this is going to cost the companies that have to change their packaging for this nonsense.

The price of salt just went up.


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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
on another note will white rice be banned

only brown rice from now on?

I'm just asking.
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That would be ricist.
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Wait til the left finds out what the typical German or Swiss candy bar wrapper looks like.
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white salt is racist
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i googled and found nothing, so satire?
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Morton Salt Company has decided to change its 100 year old mascot of the girl with an umbrella in a rain suit and change it to something more culturally sensitive..

the decision came because executives decided the fact that she was white, had rain boots, and an umbrella, while many other minority kids have to walk through salt storms without proper PPE due to systemic racism and economic disparity might offend some customers.

they dont know what they will replace her with, there is a contest on the company website for new ideas

mortonsaltgirl.com
 Quoting: Grove Street


Just went to all their websites and there is no mention of this anywhere calling race bait bullshit on this one
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:moranbathsalts:
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Now shes in Antifa!!

that would work in the country of CHAZ
 Quoting: Grove Street


Put a pig ring through her nose, face tattoo, afro hoop earrings on her and call it a day.
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06/17/2020 11:20 AM
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suicide
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Right?
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06/17/2020 11:25 AM
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
get rid of uncle ben and aunt jemima if they are unexcusably offensive in their origins,

but mortons salt girl simply being white in its existence doesn't warrant an insult therefore its removal is not only un necessary but counter productive to equality
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06/17/2020 11:32 AM
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The Morton's Salt Girl will be replaced with a African witch doctor.
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why don't they just come out and say the Morton girl is actually a boy who thinks he is a girl?
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Now this is funny and so relevant today. applause2
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Can we skip ahead to January 19th, 2021 please? This year sucks.
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Think it will be worse then. Would rather skip back a decade or two...
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06/17/2020 11:55 AM
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Every 1980s and 1990s TV shows need recast with non-white actors.

Make salt black. Make bleach black. Make sugar black.

Nothing can be white.

NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06/17/2020 11:57 AM
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Get rid of Terry Crews and deodorant Old Spice commercials.

Are they trying to say only black people need deodorant?!?!?!?!
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
why don't they just come out and say the Morton girl is actually a boy who thinks he is a girl?
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lmao Now this is why I love glp. Comedy at its best. 1rof1
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1 star for your fake thread.
Chill out, its just a Lancashire Rose
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06/17/2020 12:36 PM

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Lol, I do believe blacks use umbrellas as well.
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Morton Salt Company has decided to change its 100 year old mascot of the girl with an umbrella in a rain suit and change it to something more culturally sensitive..

the decision came because executives decided the fact that she was white, had rain boots, and an umbrella, while many other minority kids have to walk through salt storms without proper PPE due to systemic racism and economic disparity might offend some customers.

they dont know what they will replace her with, there is a contest on the company website for new ideas

mortonsaltgirl.com
 Quoting: Grove Street


what the F--k!
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06/17/2020 12:46 PM

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Just call it honky salt and leave the white girl on it .

I'm OK with the names they call the amazing genetics.
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06/17/2020 01:10 PM
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
So do we need to repaint our lawn jockeys again? I think I'll just go with green skin and yellow eyes.
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06/17/2020 01:15 PM
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Shit salt anyways.

HIGHLY PROCESSED and DEVOID of REAL SALT goodness and health properties.

hf
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06/17/2020 01:16 PM
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Lol, I do believe blacks use umbrellas as well.
 Quoting: tamaralori


OY VEY!!!

Shalom...

hf
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06/17/2020 01:24 PM
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Just transform the little white bitch to a little black bitch and be done with it. Be thankful the titty babies aren't asking for salt to be made black now. I suppose we will be hearing that black pepper has to be renamed to something like "cultural sensitive table seasoning". Licorice will now be labeled as "undefined darker chewy shit". NO I DON'T GET IT!!! It's gotten ridiculous.
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Please just don't take away the Coppertone girl.
 Quoting: Visitor 78037273


they might replace the dog with joe biden or something tho

 Quoting: Grove Street


epiclol
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06/17/2020 01:58 PM
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Re: Morton's Salt Girl being removed because of white privelege.
Shes white because salt is white, duh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75953087


I like the pink Himalayan salt.


So what's the difference in the colors? The deepness of the salt's color largely depends on the amount of iron oxide running through it.

White Himalayan salt (the rarest variety) is the freest from impurities, while added minerals give pink Himalayan salt its rosy glow.
 Quoting: Visitor 78037273


That's racist. The only salt that is socially acceptable is black salt. Reported for hate speech, watch your neighborhood for rioters coming to get you.





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