GUYS!! I Too Have Saluting Arm... and I am wearing leather soled shoes and have to go down and Ice Skating ramp!!!!!!

Help!!!

my arm is soooo tired from having to salute LIKE 600 times guys!!

and I was in the sun, oh the pouring sun

and I had to sit through speeches and give a speech

it was brutal, I don't know how I managed to survive such physically exhausting work!!!

my arm was sooo tired, after saluting LIKE 600 times, and the sun, oh the sun

and the general was like SIR....and I had on leather soled shows and i look at his shoes and he says SIR....and I'm like the sun....

it was pouring down..... and the general says SIR ARE YOU READY SIR....and I see this never ending ice skating rink of a ramp....and the general is like SIR

and my arm...I could barely lift a glass of water....and the general said sir.....and I don't wanna get water on my tie.....

and the general says SIR ARE YOU READY..... so I slowly walk down this ice skating rink....then I ran....I ran so hard, but the fake media doesn't show the last 400 yards where I sprint down the ramp then hurdle a photographer like OJ in a Heryz commericial

and the general says SIR....oh and the sun.... and my arm...500 times saluting and saluting and saluting

and you know it was unfair that the media did not say nice speech..... the media is unfair guys....my arm was like really tired okay.....and my shoes...I have nice shoes, they are like banana peels and the general was like SIR

it was unfair guys.... life should be more fair....ooowwwww my arm is still sore......SIR