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President Donald Trump's Water-Ramp Speech; June 20, 2020

 
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President Donald Trump's Water-Ramp Speech; June 20, 2020
Some day, children will learn this in school, to compare and contrast with President Lincoln's Gettysburg Address and President Kennedy's moon landing speech:

So then I finish saluting my final salute. I said, "Thank goodness. Thank you very much:' Think of it. So essentially almost 600 times. Now the general says. "Sir. are you ready?" I said. "I'm ready General, where are we going now?" You have to understand I left early in the morning to get there. Now its sort of late in the afternoon. A lot of these fakers were with us. So they know. He said. " Sir, we can now leave the stage." I said, treat general. lets go. I'll follow you: and he goes like this, "Right here, sir:' and I walked off. The stage was higher than this one and the ramp was probably 10 yards long. I say. "General: Now you got to understand, I have the whole corps of cadets looking at me and I want them to love their president I did this big thing. I love them. I love them. They're incredible, and they do. I said, "General. I've got myself a problem. general:' Because I'm wearing leather bottom shoes which is good if you're walking on flat surfaces. It's not good for ramps and if I fall down, look at all those press back there, look at them. This was a steel ramp. you all saw it because everybody saw it. This was a steel ramp. It had no handrail, it was like an ice skating rink. and I said, "General. I have a problem:' and he didn't understand that at first. I said. "There's no way." He understood, I just saluted almost 600 times. I just made a big speech. I sat for other speeches. I'm being baked. I'm being baked like a cake. I said, "General. there's no way I can make it down that ramp without falling on my ass. General. I have no railing." It's true. So I said. "Is there like something else around'?" "Sir. the ramp is ready to go." "Grab me sir, grab me:' I didn't really want to grab him. You know why? Because I said. That will be a story too:' So now I have a choice. I can stay up there for another couple of hours and wait till I'm rescued or I can go down this really steep. really. really. really ... It's an ice skating rink, its brutal. So I said. "General. get ready because I may grab you so fast:' Because I can't fall with the fake news watching. If I fall. if I fall, I remember when President Ford fell out of the plane. do you remember? I remember when another president, nice man, threw up in Japan. and they did slow motion replays. It's true, right? "I don't want that, general:' Now he's standing there. big strong guy. and he's got these shoes but they're loaded with rubber on the bottom because I looked. the first thing I did. I looked at his shoes. Then I looked at mine. Very, very slippery. So I end up saying. "Okay. general. lets go. I will only grab you if I need you. That's not a good story. Falling would be a disaster. It turned out to be worse than anything, I would have been better off if I fell and slid down the damn ramp. Right? So what happens is I start the journey. inch by inch, right? I was really bent over too. I didn't like that. I didn't like this picture. This picture I'm sure will be an ad by the fakers. So I was bent over. right? Bent over like this. Then we finally reached almost the end and the fake news. the most dishonest human beings. they cut it off. You know why? Because when I was 10 feet short I said, "General. I'm sorry:' and I ran down the rest, right? I looked very handsome. That was the only good. I wouldn't want to run down the whole thing because the fall there would be definitely bad. So I took these little steps. I ran down the last 10. and by the way their tape. take a look. In almost every instance. it ends just before I run, and they said. "Here was the number one trending story:' I call my wife. I said, "How good was that speech? I thought it was a ..." Hey look, I will tell you when I make good ones and bad ones. Like so far tonight, I'm average, but we're having fun, we're having fun. So far tonight, but I call my wife and I said, "How good was it, darling?" She said, "You're trending number one." I said to our great first lady. I said. "Let me ask you a question. Was it that good of a speech that I'm trending number one? Because I felt it was really good:' No no, they don't even mention the speech. They mention the fact that you may have Parkinson's disease. It's true. It's true. It's true. They say there is something wrong with our president. I'll let you know if there's something wrong, okay? I'll let you know if there's something, I'll tell you what, there's something wrong with Biden, that I could tell you. Donald Trump: (34:07) So then my wife said, "Well it wasn't only the ramp. Did you have water?" I said, "Yeah. I was speaking for a long time. I didn't want to drink it. but I wanted to wet my lips a little bit." You're drinking, you're working hard up there with the sun pouring down on you. I love this location, the sun's like this. This way they save on lighting, right? That's why they did it probably. So what happens is I said, "What does it have to do with water?" They said, "You couldn't lift your hand up to your mouth with water." I said, "I just saluted 600 times like this, and this was before I saluted, so what's the problem?" She said, "Well I know what you did. You had on a very good red tie that's sort of expensive:' It's silk because they look better. They have a better sheen to them. And I don't want to get water on the tie, and I don't want to drink much, so I lift it up, the water. I see we have a little glass of water. Where the hell did this water come from? Where did it come from? I look down at my tie because I've done it. I've taken water and it spills down onto your tie. doesn't look good for a long time and frankly. the tie is never the same. So I put it up to my lip and then I say. "[inaudible 00:35:36]". and they gave me another disease. They gave me another disease. Anyway. that's a long story. but here's the story. I have lived with more the ramp than the water but I have lived with the ramp and the water since I left West Point. Not one media group said I made a good speech or I made a great speech, but the kids loved it because they broke their barrier which wasn't good in terms of COVID but they broke their barrier and they wanted to shake hands. they wanted to ... I don't want to tell anybody. but there were a couple of kids. they put out their hand. I actually shook their hand. okay? I actually shook them. Because they were excited. They were excited. They were with their president. They were excited. The most beautiful young people. Men, women, the most beautiful young people you've ever seen. So think of how you feel if you're me. I go there, how did I do? "Sir. that was a great speech:' You know all my people. "Sir. that was one of your best, that was great:' I said. "That's great I agree, it was a good speech. I like that speech." They don't mention the speech but they have been going down this ramp [inaudible 00:37:36]. Its so unfair. It really is. So unfair. They are among the most dishonest people anywhere on earth. They're bad people. Bad people.
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Henry Winkler:

Drinking water with one hand

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if he had leather shoes on a steel ramp it could of bean very slippery! lucky he plaid it safe or else he could of got hertz.
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Oh Dear. I suppose at his next rally there will be a speech about one handed glass drinking and tossing it away from his invisible high chair.

Then he will need to revisit and explain his explanation of the ramp and leather soled shoes and the need to make chicken flapping arms when breaking into a non-jog. That ought to fill a good 15 minutes of stage time. He is going to give the hair sniffer and his AA appointed VP choice a clear shot.
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Some day, children will learn this in school, to compare and contrast with President Lincoln's Gettysburg Address and President Kennedy's moon landing speech:

So then I finish saluting my final salute. I said, "Thank goodness. Thank you very much:' Think of it. So essentially almost 600 times. Now the general says. "Sir. are you ready?" I said. "I'm ready General, where are we going now?" You have to understand I left early in the morning to get there. Now its sort of late in the afternoon. A lot of these fakers were with us. So they know. He said. " Sir, we can now leave the stage." I said, treat general. lets go. I'll follow you: and he goes like this, "Right here, sir:' and I walked off. The stage was higher than this one and the ramp was probably 10 yards long. I say. "General: Now you got to understand, I have the whole corps of cadets looking at me and I want them to love their president I did this big thing. I love them. I love them. They're incredible, and they do. I said, "General. I've got myself a problem. general:' Because I'm wearing leather bottom shoes which is good if you're walking on flat surfaces. It's not good for ramps and if I fall down, look at all those press back there, look at them. This was a steel ramp. you all saw it because everybody saw it. This was a steel ramp. It had no handrail, it was like an ice skating rink. and I said, "General. I have a problem:' and he didn't understand that at first. I said. "There's no way." He understood, I just saluted almost 600 times. I just made a big speech. I sat for other speeches. I'm being baked. I'm being baked like a cake. I said, "General. there's no way I can make it down that ramp without falling on my ass. General. I have no railing." It's true. So I said. "Is there like something else around'?" "Sir. the ramp is ready to go." "Grab me sir, grab me:' I didn't really want to grab him. You know why? Because I said. That will be a story too:' So now I have a choice. I can stay up there for another couple of hours and wait till I'm rescued or I can go down this really steep. really. really. really ... It's an ice skating rink, its brutal. So I said. "General. get ready because I may grab you so fast:' Because I can't fall with the fake news watching. If I fall. if I fall, I remember when President Ford fell out of the plane. do you remember? I remember when another president, nice man, threw up in Japan. and they did slow motion replays. It's true, right? "I don't want that, general:' Now he's standing there. big strong guy. and he's got these shoes but they're loaded with rubber on the bottom because I looked. the first thing I did. I looked at his shoes. Then I looked at mine. Very, very slippery. So I end up saying. "Okay. general. lets go. I will only grab you if I need you. That's not a good story. Falling would be a disaster. It turned out to be worse than anything, I would have been better off if I fell and slid down the damn ramp. Right? So what happens is I start the journey. inch by inch, right? I was really bent over too. I didn't like that. I didn't like this picture. This picture I'm sure will be an ad by the fakers. So I was bent over. right? Bent over like this. Then we finally reached almost the end and the fake news. the most dishonest human beings. they cut it off. You know why? Because when I was 10 feet short I said, "General. I'm sorry:' and I ran down the rest, right? I looked very handsome. That was the only good. I wouldn't want to run down the whole thing because the fall there would be definitely bad. So I took these little steps. I ran down the last 10. and by the way their tape. take a look. In almost every instance. it ends just before I run, and they said. "Here was the number one trending story:' I call my wife. I said, "How good was that speech? I thought it was a ..." Hey look, I will tell you when I make good ones and bad ones. Like so far tonight, I'm average, but we're having fun, we're having fun. So far tonight, but I call my wife and I said, "How good was it, darling?" She said, "You're trending number one." I said to our great first lady. I said. "Let me ask you a question. Was it that good of a speech that I'm trending number one? Because I felt it was really good:' No no, they don't even mention the speech. They mention the fact that you may have Parkinson's disease. It's true. It's true. It's true. They say there is something wrong with our president. I'll let you know if there's something wrong, okay? I'll let you know if there's something, I'll tell you what, there's something wrong with Biden, that I could tell you. Donald Trump: (34:07) So then my wife said, "Well it wasn't only the ramp. Did you have water?" I said, "Yeah. I was speaking for a long time. I didn't want to drink it. but I wanted to wet my lips a little bit." You're drinking, you're working hard up there with the sun pouring down on you. I love this location, the sun's like this. This way they save on lighting, right? That's why they did it probably. So what happens is I said, "What does it have to do with water?" They said, "You couldn't lift your hand up to your mouth with water." I said, "I just saluted 600 times like this, and this was before I saluted, so what's the problem?" She said, "Well I know what you did. You had on a very good red tie that's sort of expensive:' It's silk because they look better. They have a better sheen to them. And I don't want to get water on the tie, and I don't want to drink much, so I lift it up, the water. I see we have a little glass of water. Where the hell did this water come from? Where did it come from? I look down at my tie because I've done it. I've taken water and it spills down onto your tie. doesn't look good for a long time and frankly. the tie is never the same. So I put it up to my lip and then I say. "[inaudible 00:35:36]". and they gave me another disease. They gave me another disease. Anyway. that's a long story. but here's the story. I have lived with more the ramp than the water but I have lived with the ramp and the water since I left West Point. Not one media group said I made a good speech or I made a great speech, but the kids loved it because they broke their barrier which wasn't good in terms of COVID but they broke their barrier and they wanted to shake hands. they wanted to ... I don't want to tell anybody. but there were a couple of kids. they put out their hand. I actually shook their hand. okay? I actually shook them. Because they were excited. They were excited. They were with their president. They were excited. The most beautiful young people. Men, women, the most beautiful young people you've ever seen. So think of how you feel if you're me. I go there, how did I do? "Sir. that was a great speech:' You know all my people. "Sir. that was one of your best, that was great:' I said. "That's great I agree, it was a good speech. I like that speech." They don't mention the speech but they have been going down this ramp [inaudible 00:37:36]. Its so unfair. It really is. So unfair. They are among the most dishonest people anywhere on earth. They're bad people. Bad people.
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if they release the video of him running the last ten feet, will he get signed up to any sporting teams? maybe the olympics? not sure if the ten foot steel ramp run while looking handsome is an olympic event but it shore should be!!

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135 days until President Trump is re-elected. Are you ready to crush it again, MAGA?





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