If Star Trek became reality today, what would you do first!?

Space the Democrats.

It is. We must defeat the Borg. Or assimilate them or something haha

I wish there was a way to put you on ignore.

They're currently buys rioting.
Resistance is futile.

I'd screw that blue woman.

I would reprogram everything so when they ordered up a fresh set of clothes, they'd end up in Hawaiian shirts with grass skirts.

No matter what food they asked for, they would only get jello.

And I would put stickers all over the windshield so they couldn't see where they were going.

Bang all the pretty females

Fire volleys of quantum torpedos at every progressive democrat neighborhood in America.

Check myself in at a psych ward

Leave Earth! Get the hell out and leave prison planet.

i like the green one.

I'd ask Q why is he lying to Trump supporters

PARTY AT THE HOLODECK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

First thing...probably wake up.

I know did you see that gorgeous body got your legs thighs shiny omg, don't forget about hoshi cutest girl on the planet

Cap'in! it's the di-lithium crystals! She's Gonna Blow!

Beam most of you up.

Not to anywhere. Just matter to energy.

And use you to charge some batteries.

Thread: Inside the U.S Secret Space Program, Top Level Clearance and E.T's Agenda


Time Travel Is Real and Events Can Be Manipulated... SECRET MILITARY PROJECTS
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Are we seeing the effects of time travelers changing the past? Emery Smith reveals that time travel technology is far older that we may have thought. During his time within the compartmentalized projects, he was introduced to the technology which could propel one forward or backward in time, to specific events. He discloses the nature of this technology, how it works and the nature of time-travel missions. We also learn that humanity is evolving the ability to detect changes to our timelines and shifts in the reality we think we live in.

Contact my planet and ask them to come and bring me home.

Replace my liver&kidneys with new ones, repair my brain, correct my eyes and then help everyone get what there bodies need!

Cloak my car and run over some Antifa scum.

Replicate enough money for the next 100 years. (100 dollar bills)

Buy Twitter. Delete it.

Put Jack in Prison forever. Because I want to and can afford it.

Buy Facebook. Delete it.

Deactivate Zuckerbot and drop him in the bottom of the ocean.

Buy CNN. Destroy it.

Hold captive all CNN anchors and make them watch and read independent journalism for the rest of their natural lives. At 5pm, they will be forced to watch the 5 on Fox News and then Tucker Carlson.

Buy MSNBC. Destroy it.

Force MR. MADDOW to legally change HIS name to Bart, get a buzz cut and host a conservative nightly news shows that consists ONLY the Presidents accomplishments. Co Hosted by Brian Stetler as well. (Wearing a diaper while standing up)

Buy Every sports team and cut their salaries to 30K/ year

Buy the school boards of every state, pay teachers 10 million / year

Ban and make punishable by death the use of the following words

facism, BLM, Democrat, Liberal, and "Systemic Racism"

Sounds great,.. as long as the Jello is infused with Cannabis

Off to the penal colony on Sodomy 69!

^ I'd like to change my list to this, please ^

I want a food replicator damn it!

Who doesn't lol

Make it so #1