If Star Trek became reality today, what would you do first!?

steal a ship, kidnap some women, fly far far away

This 100%

I'd leave this clown world... immediately.

Doctor
Holodeck
Food Replicator
Weapons Training

In that order.

Leave this planet for a more intelligent one, like land of the nimrods!!!

Q: "If Star Trek became reality today, what would you do first!?"

A: "First I'd smoke a bowl to celebrate. Then...
I'd promptly liberate a Type II Phaser, multiple Phaser
battery packs, a remotely activated emergency transporter
transponder programmed to transport to a predetermined
space-docked warp ship of my choosing, extricate myself
from this godforsaken madhouse* to said ship and escape
to a Starfleet Intelligence Command Section 31 controlled
clandestine safe zone, or some other pleasant intragalactic
holiday destination... with a few additional metric tons of
essential supplies of course, and live the rest of my life
in the underground as an intragalactic soldier of fortune,
mercenary, smuggler, real estate agent, scavenger, or the like.
Oh, by the way... My cat comes with me to act as navigator
and sidekick at large...
That goes without saying."

:trekright: :SAGANHIGH2: :SaganWeed1: :highcat:







*madhouse

A Level One Diagnostic?

me too

agreed

hmmmmm

…lol

i would actually start praising God which doesn't seem to have any genetic correlation with me: thank you God, finally my dogs and I could have some space, these fish eaters are so suffocating!
and then fly far far far far away! away from lamb,goat,bunny,cat,chicken,swan,cows,monkey,tiger,dragon, away we go, happy!

Transporter everyone and everything right into the sun cuz fuck this gay Earth!

destroy the borg, or unplug borg members and wage them against the borg, oh hang on, isnt that what is happening right now?

start a Klingon Lives Matter movement

Fuck a Klingon

I would find T'Pol.

Get some tribbles to keep as pets.

Learn to speak Klingon
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

It is real! I have the DVDs to prove it

nice!

Straight to medbay.

Get my lungs fixed, and get my c**k fixed after the surgeon effing mutilated it! I want my sex life back!

Then, off to Alpha Centauri!

holodeck (the rest I'd better just let you imagine)

Go to the replicator and say Coffee, French Roast with cream. Then have a seat on the bridge for a quick lap around the sun at warp 9. Might as well test the photon torpedoes out on either North Korea, China, or CHAZ while we are at it.

I used to think she was hot. then I saw an interview with her.
the interviewer commented on how she and Tripp made a good couple and was asked if there was any chance of a real life romance between her and her co-star Connor "Tripp" Trinneer. She replied, "Oh there is no way. He's a bumbling fool (paraphrasing). I could never be attracted to someone like him."

It just snapped something inside me.. now every time i9 see or think of here all i think is stuck up bitch. I can't help myself..

There's nothing uglier than a shitty personality. So yeah, fuck that stuck up bitch.

P.S. That interview is also the reason I will never re-watch a single episode of Enterprise. I don't want to see her.

I'd sit back and watch the lefties cry.
A technocracy with a upper control base of military, about the furthest thing from what they want.
It would wipe out all their power.

OK Harry Mudd.