Eleven Predictions for 2020 to 2024 | |
PirateMonkey
(OP) User ID: 77603110 United States 06/27/2020 02:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Queen of England Dies. Quoting: Zoinkaeon 2. "Cats: The Butthole Version" Released. 3. Sharks With Laser Beams. 4. Naked Donald Trump Picture Leaked. 5. Jesus Returns And We Kill Him Again. 6. Alien Invasion. 7. World Wide Power Outage. 8. Corona Virus Mutates. 9. Civil War. 10. New Make Up Trend - Uni Brows. 11. Ghosts Are Proven To Be Real. 12. Volcano Erupts At Yellow Stone. 13. Godzilla. 14. Rats of Unusual Size. 15. Firefly Season Two But It's Fucking Awful. 16. Animal Crossing Hacked - All Progress Erased. 17. Meteor Hits Earth. 18. Second Stimulus Check, But It's Just A 20 Dollar Gift Card To AppleBees. 19. Betty White Dies. 20. Super Gonorrhea Outbreak. 21. Fog That Turns You Inside Out. 22. Disney World Alligator Infestation. 23. North Korea Nuclear Threat. 24. Brown Recluse Spiders Evolve Wings. 25. Cthulhu Nice effort post! 7/11 was a part time job! Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78068556 United States 06/27/2020 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Then the american right will start to act like the anitfa/bLM retards. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78485060 You just don't get it do you?!?!? The media will cover up mass murder and congratulate the use of military and police etc to murder any 'white rebellion'- it's only the color ones(minorities) they applaud...or did you forget all be media about Tea Party?!?! You think this is a game?!?!?! Think it's even no matter which side you think is winning?!?!!? Go back to your social w/e group thinking- and relearn your education- cuz it only gets worse from here.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27648869 United States 06/27/2020 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Goddamn the bloodline here at GLP has really thinned over the years. Thus, this is the dumbest post I have ever read in my entire time here at glp. I now feel dumber having read it. OP, you need to have your balls superglued to the floor of a room. The room needs to then be set on fire, and you then should be given a dull, and rusty knife. |
PirateMonkey
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PirateMonkey
(OP) User ID: 77603110 United States 06/27/2020 02:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Goddamn the bloodline here at GLP has really thinned over the years. Thus, this is the dumbest post I have ever read in my entire time here at glp. I now feel dumber having read it. OP, you need to have your balls superglued to the floor of a room. The room needs to then be set on fire, and you then should be given a dull, and rusty knife. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27648869 7/11 was a part time job! Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause. |
Vaellene
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The Rickest Rick Sanchez
User ID: 74840596 United States 06/27/2020 03:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Queen of England Dies. Quoting: Zoinkaeon 2. "Cats: The Butthole Version" Released. 3. Sharks With Laser Beams. 4. Naked Donald Trump Picture Leaked. 5. Jesus Returns And We Kill Him Again. 6. Alien Invasion. 7. World Wide Power Outage. 8. Corona Virus Mutates. 9. Civil War. 10. New Make Up Trend - Uni Brows. 11. Ghosts Are Proven To Be Real. 12. Volcano Erupts At Yellow Stone. 13. Godzilla. 14. Rats of Unusual Size. 15. Firefly Season Two But It's Fucking Awful. 16. Animal Crossing Hacked - All Progress Erased. 17. Meteor Hits Earth. 18. Second Stimulus Check, But It's Just A 20 Dollar Gift Card To AppleBees. 19. Betty White Dies. 20. Super Gonorrhea Outbreak. 21. Fog That Turns You Inside Out. 22. Disney World Alligator Infestation. 23. North Korea Nuclear Threat. 24. Brown Recluse Spiders Evolve Wings. 25. Cthulhu Way more plausible and preferred. The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author. |
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Victor Vectors
User ID: 71388910 United States 06/27/2020 03:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Originally posted [link to twitter.com (secure)] Presented in it's entirety with permission from the author, with slight formatting edits. Quoting: PirateMonkey 1) Biden defeats Trump in November in a historic landslide—think FDR over Hoover, Nixon over McGovern, or Regan over Carter and Mondale. Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] 2) In addition to the Biden Blowout, Democrats take both houses of Congress by decisive margins. Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] 3) The media—transformed from a nominally neutral institution into an overtly partisan one—heralds the Biden Blowout a historic mandate to pursue a fundamental realignment of American government along "progressive" lines. Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] 4) By the end of Biden's first term, Democrats will have secured one-party rule for the foreseeable future. The means will be: Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] _(a) consolidating control of government, _(b) aggressive de-Trumpification, and _(c) new "progressive" rulemaking. 5) consolidation of government will be achieved by: Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] _(a) ending all immigration restrictions—there will be millions and millions of new "Americans” by 2024; _(b) gerrymandering, taking advantage of the 2020 Census delay; and _(c) court-packing, to dilute Republican efforts to appoint conservative judges. There will be new Supreme Court seats, new circuit court seats, and new district judges; naturally, “diversity” will be the most important criterion for appointees. |
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PirateMonkey
(OP) User ID: 77603110 United States 06/27/2020 05:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But if Biden doesn’t win the elections all your predictions fail on the same day. Like a mega doom super fail Quoting: Hangman Fleshman I hope on November 4th there are a lot of replies like this: You realize that you are OP, right? 7/11 was a part time job! Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause. |
Pinkorchid- Covfefe
User ID: 79047647 Australia 06/27/2020 05:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey anything is possible. One aspect to a possible re-action to that scenario :- The riots we have witnessed have been carried out by the soy boy and girl club. It seems that in their lustful froth to take back power, they have overlooked the old and wise adage. For every action, there is an equal and opposite re-action. They also forget long memories , something which the youth of today don't have. Now the re-action won't be a handful of delinquent uni students having a tantie. There's a lot of pent up anger simmering on the other side too. Unlike the the selfie drama crowd who the media can turn on a dime, the other side has fought in wars , policed the roughest streets and trained themselves well in the use of weapons The push back might just shock the hell out of those progressive Marxists. Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
Katipo2017
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Proud Trump Supporter
User ID: 79019465 United States 06/27/2020 05:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Really bad fiction and wishful DS wet dream. The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. Winston Churchill Daily Updates Thread: ASS IS IN THE WRINGER - Rolling Updates from 11/16/20 to present (Page 235) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76758356 Germany 06/27/2020 06:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Originally posted [link to twitter.com (secure)] Presented in it's entirety with permission from the author, with slight formatting edits. Quoting: PirateMonkey 1) Biden defeats Trump in November in a historic landslide—think FDR over Hoover, Nixon over McGovern, or Regan over Carter and Mondale. Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] 2) In addition to the Biden Blowout, Democrats take both houses of Congress by decisive margins. Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] 3) The media—transformed from a nominally neutral institution into an overtly partisan one—heralds the Biden Blowout a historic mandate to pursue a fundamental realignment of American government along "progressive" lines. Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] 4) By the end of Biden's first term, Democrats will have secured one-party rule for the foreseeable future. The means will be: Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] _(a) consolidating control of government, _(b) aggressive de-Trumpification, and _(c) new "progressive" rulemaking. 5) consolidation of government will be achieved by: Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] _(a) ending all immigration restrictions—there will be millions and millions of new "Americans” by 2024; _(b) gerrymandering, taking advantage of the 2020 Census delay; and _(c) court-packing, to dilute Republican efforts to appoint conservative judges. There will be new Supreme Court seats, new circuit court seats, and new district judges; naturally, “diversity” will be the most important criterion for appointees. NO There will be no USA by 2022 |
Deplorable NO MORE Michele B
User ID: 78603788 United States 06/27/2020 06:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Originally posted [link to twitter.com (secure)] Presented in it's entirety with permission from the author, with slight formatting edits. Quoting: PirateMonkey 1) Biden defeats Trump in November in a historic landslide—think FDR over Hoover, Nixon over McGovern, or Regan over Carter and Mondale. Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] 2) In addition to the Biden Blowout, Democrats take both houses of Congress by decisive margins. Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] 3) The media—transformed from a nominally neutral institution into an overtly partisan one—heralds the Biden Blowout a historic mandate to pursue a fundamental realignment of American government along "progressive" lines. Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] 4) By the end of Biden's first term, Democrats will have secured one-party rule for the foreseeable future. The means will be: Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] _(a) consolidating control of government, _(b) aggressive de-Trumpification, and _(c) new "progressive" rulemaking. 5) consolidation of government will be achieved by: Quoting: @gloamingwhale: [link to twitter.com (secure)] _(a) ending all immigration restrictions—there will be millions and millions of new "Americans” by 2024; _(b) gerrymandering, taking advantage of the 2020 Census delay; and _(c) court-packing, to dilute Republican efforts to appoint conservative judges. There will be new Supreme Court seats, new circuit court seats, and new district judges; naturally, “diversity” will be the most important criterion for appointees. OP, Thanks for giving all the reasons Trump HAS to win I. November. Those 11reasons are enough to get everybody out to vote for Trump |
REBEL ROUSER
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73626474 United States 06/27/2020 11:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ~~~~~ Written by someone that has no idea what’s really going on. Just reading “Biden Blowout,” Biden this & that... More psychological torment & gaslighting! The man can’t speak or think properly enough to be PTO President!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71080834 United States 06/27/2020 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Queen of England Dies. Quoting: Zoinkaeon 2. "Cats: The Butthole Version" Released. 3. Sharks With Laser Beams. 4. Naked Donald Trump Picture Leaked. 5. Jesus Returns And We Kill Him Again. 6. Alien Invasion. 7. World Wide Power Outage. 8. Corona Virus Mutates. 9. Civil War. 10. New Make Up Trend - Uni Brows. 11. Ghosts Are Proven To Be Real. 12. Volcano Erupts At Yellow Stone. 13. Godzilla. 14. Rats of Unusual Size. 15. Firefly Season Two But It's Fucking Awful. 16. Animal Crossing Hacked - All Progress Erased. 17. Meteor Hits Earth. 18. Second Stimulus Check, But It's Just A 20 Dollar Gift Card To AppleBees. 19. Betty White Dies. 20. Super Gonorrhea Outbreak. 21. Fog That Turns You Inside Out. 22. Disney World Alligator Infestation. 23. North Korea Nuclear Threat. 24. Brown Recluse Spiders Evolve Wings. 25. Cthulhu :cthulhu: Way more plausible and preferred. All more plausible then OP,s predictions..... |