If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?

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If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?
Mental Case User ID: 78907738 United States 06/28/2020 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! We are Taco's to them..they will eat us one by one. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78685162 Would you eat an alien? Do you look at an alien and think taco? Well, then chances are they wouldn't want to eat us either. If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am!
Golbez User ID: 78724107 United States 06/28/2020 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Kill them take their ship. We can always claim later it was a misunderstanding with communication. In the mean time we reverse engineer the hell out of it in the open build up as fast as we can. Proud member of the angry mob since 2009.
DuckNCover User ID: 78922242 United States 06/28/2020 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! We could give them all the BLM people. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75454563 The Aliens could perform experiments on them... Oh wait, they already have...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77848511 United States 06/28/2020 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Take some pics.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76792534 United States 06/28/2020 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Most likely what people think are extraterrestrials are in fact interdimensional demons. You cannot bargain with a demon and win. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69562936 They may be inter-dimensional, but why does that make them demons? Are they Democrats as well?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2963817 United States 06/28/2020 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? I will open a cold beer. Quoting: mudzo As long as you know thst if you don't offer to share it - Boom - Laser blast to the face.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77717183 United States 06/28/2020 05:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Beat my patients with a hammer for poohing the bed. Hate working at this hospice, these old people won't die out of spite like they're holding on holding on just to fuck with you. This one bitch is 104 years fucking old. Tel me that ain't terrorism to make people wipe your asshole since you was 92 so 15 years we've been wiping her cunt and ass. I'm throwing that hoe in the incinerator. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79083905 Get a different job, ffs. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77923283 I was considering working in childcare
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79084302 Cambodia 06/28/2020 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Beat my patients with a hammer for poohing the bed. Hate working at this hospice, these old people won't die out of spite like they're holding on holding on just to fuck with you. This one bitch is 104 years fucking old. Tel me that ain't terrorism to make people wipe your asshole since you was 92 so 15 years we've been wiping her cunt and ass. I'm throwing that hoe in the incinerator. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79083905 Get a different job, ffs. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77923283 I was considering working in childcare Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77717183 92 to 104 = 12 years. The +3 years till 15 years, where did he found them?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79041354 United States 06/28/2020 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? If they weren't in sight of me, turn the news on duh.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78313411 United States 06/28/2020 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? smoke some weed with them, then 1 or 2 just to check it out. then go with them when they leave.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77717183 United States 06/28/2020 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Beat my patients with a hammer for poohing the bed. Hate working at this hospice, these old people won't die out of spite like they're holding on holding on just to fuck with you. This one bitch is 104 years fucking old. Tel me that ain't terrorism to make people wipe your asshole since you was 92 so 15 years we've been wiping her cunt and ass. I'm throwing that hoe in the incinerator. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79083905 Get a different job, ffs. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77923283 I was considering working in childcare Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77717183 92 to 104 = 12 years. The +3 years till 15 years, where did he found them? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79084302 She's a time traveling reptilian, I knew something was off
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2963817 United States 06/28/2020 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? RELOAD. Quoting: Blue State Rebel Bwahaha - reload what? A childs toy piddly a$$ piece of dogshit gun? You're kiding right? They can ' reload' this whole shithole. Dueces, npc moron. YOU'LL make a great adversary to 'shoot in the face.'
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17668200 United States 06/28/2020 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Keep my gun close. Not for them, it probably wouldn't work. For my mouth
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2963817 United States 06/28/2020 06:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? I ask them what do they like better Star Trek or Star Wars? Quoting: WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO Trek.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79084302 Cambodia 06/28/2020 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? ... Get a different job, ffs. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77923283 I was considering working in childcare Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77717183 92 to 104 = 12 years. The +3 years till 15 years, where did he found them? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79084302 She's a time traveling reptilian, I knew something was off Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77717183 Excellent GLP'er answer, but the truth is only that the person that wrote that, is just one of the different teams that exist and analyse the characters of persons in regards with their responses after inciting a thought that is out of the desired limits of acceptance.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79060140 United States 06/28/2020 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! Try to flag one down so I can ask for a ride.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 76792534 United States 06/28/2020 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! Benevolent or malevolent? Quoting: Sir France's Beercan this hmmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! irrelevant!
SurfacetoAir User ID: 78209901 United States 06/28/2020 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? They're here to create hybrids! They're only after our genetic fluids! Masturbate on the front lawn then hide in the basement. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77689758 Lol. That’s phenomenal
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77449541 United States 06/28/2020 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? I would go get me some alien ass and hope galactic stds arent that bad.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2963817 United States 06/28/2020 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? I'd grab the longest range rifle I own and start blasting away. Quoting: bootobin Bwahaha - yeah sure. And? Meh. Cute. YOUR mom let you play with those in the ' sandbox', eh? You're still in one. And you're STILL a fucking child Heh - this tard thinks ' blasting away' would involve gun powder.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76792534 United States 06/28/2020 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? I ask them what do they like better Star Trek or Star Wars? Quoting: WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO If the aliens are nerds, you could start an interstellar war!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76792534 United States 06/28/2020 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? They're here to create hybrids! They're only after our genetic fluids! Masturbate on the front lawn then hide in the basement. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77689758 So, just act normal?
Jeff Anunnaki User ID: 72061105 United States 06/28/2020 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? hope they are the sluttiest Nordics in all of Andromeda EWWWWW!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78938954 United Kingdom 06/28/2020 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Vomit with fear. It would mean the end of humanity. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75004223 What a pussy! I would sit back crack open a beer and smoke a fat joint and enjoy the show.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2963817 United States 06/28/2020 06:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Isaiah 2:19 Jeremiah 16:16 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78713983 Habakuk 3:16 Put em all together What do you get? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78713983 Buy condoms. I don't want no green goo on my weenie. Ya'll go and hide. I'm going full on deliverance on those green fifi's Quoting: Squeal like an Alien 22263566 Pfft - as if they'd wanna fuck a piece of shit like you, douchebag. And your refrence to rape... Cool, evil scumbag bitch - guess what you WILL be getting for eternity. You're gonna have more than a red neck, trash.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2963817 United States 06/28/2020 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Buy condoms. I don't want no green goo on my weenie. Ya'll go and hide. I'm going full on deliverance on those green fifi's Quoting: Squeal like an Alien 22263566 You think they'd come back after the buttfooking me and my kin would give them ?? They'll be telling all their friends about it and taying away from us for millennia ! You're welcome. Now, go make me a sammich, beotch ! Quoting: Sqeal like an Alien 22263566 This tard... Thinks humans like him aren't the obvious pigs - literally and figuratively. You'll be gettin a sand witch alright, dumbfuck garbage $oul trashbaal.
Johnny Balls User ID: 79084671 Canada 06/28/2020 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? hmmm Quoting: Truth Seeker! Not a damn thing. It’d be fake. Jack Eye Xhekaj
Squeal like an Alien User ID: 22263566 United States 06/28/2020 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Buy condoms. I don't want no green goo on my weenie. Ya'll go and hide. I'm going full on deliverance on those green fifi's Quoting: Squeal like an Alien 22263566 You think they'd come back after the buttfooking me and my kin would give them ?? They'll be telling all their friends about it and taying away from us for millennia ! You're welcome. Now, go make me a sammich, beotch ! Quoting: Sqeal like an Alien 22263566 This tard... Thinks humans like him aren't the obvious pigs - literally and figuratively. You'll be gettin a sand witch alright, dumbfuck garbage $oul trashbaal. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2963817
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37613497 United States 06/28/2020 06:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? Go stand on top of the Capital Records building
prophesyguy User ID: 14690619 United States 06/28/2020 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!? That would be the rapture id be gone.
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