This is God speaking

Listen you shit bigs, I didn't create the Earth.

You can thank Mother Nature, aka the Goddess, for that.

She claims we are married and have children but its a lie.

All I'm doing up here is meditating in peace and all she does is try to manipulate me into being with her.

She has created you all to use against me, put you in temptations every step of your lives.

Now that that is clear I hope she freaks out and shows her true colors. No matter who you are, you're welcome to come to my realm and will be welcomed as long as you don't cause too much trouble or at least try to be good... which is much easier when you have abundance and aren't limited to a fraction of your true selves.