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More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'

 
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Is the English language so degraded that no other definition of "master" is known other than "slavemaster"? Although, i get in coding, it kind of is "slavemaster".
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Node Package Manager?

Sexist.

Node Package Manageress.
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"Node" is sexist/raysis or something?

I think it implies "Penis".

I'm offended by "Node" therefore you can't use-it.

And "Manager" has the word "Man" in it, you can't use that either.

Try Again...?
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Node Package Manager?

Sexist.

Node Package Manageress.
 Quoting: Daozen


"Node" is sexist/raysis or something?

I think it implies "Penis".

I'm offended by "Node" therefore you can't use-it.

And "Manager" has the word "Man" in it, you can't use that either.

Try Again...?
?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61588314


BTW - "Package" is another sexist slang/slur.

You can't use that.
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
How about
"Work Boots"
That word must be very painful
for an INSANE culture to have to hear.

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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Because, of course, only black people have ever been enslaved in thousands of years of history. Didn't the Roman build an empire on it...?

In programming speak, "master" refers to the main version of code that controls the "slaves," or replicas.

On Thursday, Twitter's engineering division tweeted out a set of words that it wants "to move away from using in favour of more inclusive language". The list includes replacing "whitelist" with "allowlist" and "master/slave" with "leader/follower".


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 Quoting: superflyscot

They should remove parent and child too. I'm offended because I have none.


Hahaha
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I wondered why the guy at Napa looked at me like I was a fucking idiot.

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They're erasing slavery from history because they plan to do it again.
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Because, of course, only black people have ever been enslaved in thousands of years of history. Didn't the Roman build an empire on it...?

In programming speak, "master" refers to the main version of code that controls the "slaves," or replicas.

On Thursday, Twitter's engineering division tweeted out a set of words that it wants "to move away from using in favour of more inclusive language". The list includes replacing "whitelist" with "allowlist" and "master/slave" with "leader/follower".


[link to www.bbc.com (secure)]

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 Quoting: superflyscot


I guess they will have to ban the whole Halo franchise, because the main character is called Masterchief.

Its double offensive. Its got the word master and chief, who is a white male.
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Well my slave drive will always and forevermore be a slave drive...sometimes I take it out and whip it just for kicks
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Does it work faster after a good whipping?
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Sometimes

other times it whines for reparations
Interesting times
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I didn’t realize the movie Idiocracy was a prophecy of 2021
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Because, of course, only black people have ever been enslaved in thousands of years of history. Didn't the Roman build an empire on it...?

In programming speak, "master" refers to the main version of code that controls the "slaves," or replicas.

On Thursday, Twitter's engineering division tweeted out a set of words that it wants "to move away from using in favour of more inclusive language". The list includes replacing "whitelist" with "allowlist" and "master/slave" with "leader/follower".


[link to www.bbc.com (secure)]

facepalm2
 Quoting: superflyscot

They should remove parent and child too. I'm offended because I have none.


Hahaha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77047719


That’s coming next.

BLM on their own webpage has declared their intentions to abolish the nuclear family.

Instead of child it will be ‘age-challenged’ and parent will be ‘biological giver’

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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
I've got two words for Twitter and Jack Dorsey and they ain't Happy Birthday. Crossing out Master/Slave relationships in my microprocessor books or anywhere else is not an option.
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
I am not changing my code for this, fuck them!
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Why not: the “plantation owner” state machine, receives the interrupt trigger, which then starts the “kknneeggrrowe” cotton picking routine....simple.
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Next will be wires. Time to change ALL the wires in everything. Wires should all be the same colours, and not have "male" and "female" connectors.

Black wires are negative, we can't have that.
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Well...how are all those Sado Masochists (mostly LGTBQ ) going to put their sex contracts together
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
They should have shown Ben Hur or Gladiator or Spartacus in the schools.

They would have learned that brutal white slavery was a thing for millennia and they typically didn’t live long either.

Now these idiots think it was invented in the 17th century only for blacks.

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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
What will master bation be called now?
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They won't stop until everything is totally the same.
So much for diversion.
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
They will come after the Bible next.

It actually says in Colossians 3:2

‘ Slaves, obey your masters in all things. Do not obey just when they are watching you, to gain their favor, but serve them honestly, because you respect the Lord.’
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Because, of course, only black people have ever been enslaved in thousands of years of history. Didn't the Roman build an empire on it...?

In programming speak, "master" refers to the main version of code that controls the "slaves," or replicas.

On Thursday, Twitter's engineering division tweeted out a set of words that it wants "to move away from using in favour of more inclusive language". The list includes replacing "whitelist" with "allowlist" and "master/slave" with "leader/follower".


[link to www.bbc.com (secure)]

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 Quoting: superflyscot


It must be fuckin exhausting, for these cocksuckers, to spend every minute, of every day, just looking for something, anything, to be offended by.
Fuck what the flag by my name says, I'm from Texas!

Wake up & smell reality.

I have to much blood in my caffeine stream!

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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Because, of course, only black people have ever been enslaved in thousands of years of history. Didn't the Roman build an empire on it...?

In programming speak, "master" refers to the main version of code that controls the "slaves," or replicas.

On Thursday, Twitter's engineering division tweeted out a set of words that it wants "to move away from using in favour of more inclusive language". The list includes replacing "whitelist" with "allowlist" and "master/slave" with "leader/follower".


[link to www.bbc.com (secure)]

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 Quoting: superflyscot


It must be fuckin exhausting, for these cocksuckers, to spend every minute, of every day, just looking for something, anything, to be offended by.
 Quoting: Use your brian... moran!


...All while the Actual real offensive thing is the kknneeggrroowwee!!! Of course this is ignored.
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
They want white people to eventually flip out. They are provoking both whites and blacks to get violent with each other.

I always liked this scene from Stanley Kubrick;s 1960 film Spartacus, where the slave turned gladiator played by Woody Strode refuses to kill his white opponent who is played by Kirk Douglas. He realizes who his true enemy is and acts accordingly. Laurence Olivier plays the Roman Emperor who literally stabs him in the back for his rebellion. I believe this scene accurately embodies the race war the powers that be are trying to start at this very moment.



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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Because, of course, only black people have ever been enslaved in thousands of years of history. Didn't the Roman build an empire on it...?

In programming speak, "master" refers to the main version of code that controls the "slaves," or replicas.

On Thursday, Twitter's engineering division tweeted out a set of words that it wants "to move away from using in favour of more inclusive language". The list includes replacing "whitelist" with "allowlist" and "master/slave" with "leader/follower".


[link to www.bbc.com (secure)]

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 Quoting: superflyscot


Here's the new code;

CHAD - dominant program
CUCK - submissive program
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Here I'll fix it for you.

The device in charge is called DOMINANT
The device that isn't is called SUBMISSIVE

That will make it all better.
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What am I going to call my MASTERS degree now??

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Because, of course, only black people have ever been enslaved in thousands of years of history. Didn't the Roman build an empire on it...?

In programming speak, "master" refers to the main version of code that controls the "slaves," or replicas.

On Thursday, Twitter's engineering division tweeted out a set of words that it wants "to move away from using in favour of more inclusive language". The list includes replacing "whitelist" with "allowlist" and "master/slave" with "leader/follower".


[link to www.bbc.com (secure)]

facepalm2
 Quoting: superflyscot


This only applies to Twitter, not anyone else. You should of known shit like this was coming from Twatter.
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My car is racist as fuck with it’s master cylinder and slave cylinders
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Here I'll fix it for you.

The device in charge is called DOMINANT
The device that isn't is called SUBMISSIVE

That will make it all better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78545122
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What am I going to call my MASTERS degree now??

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 Quoting: Joe Camel


Ooo. Good one.
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Re: More retardation : Coding language to remove the words 'master' and 'slave'
Because, of course, only black people have ever been enslaved in thousands of years of history. Didn't the Roman build an empire on it...?

In programming speak, "master" refers to the main version of code that controls the "slaves," or replicas.

On Thursday, Twitter's engineering division tweeted out a set of words that it wants "to move away from using in favour of more inclusive language". The list includes replacing "whitelist" with "allowlist" and "master/slave" with "leader/follower".


[link to www.bbc.com (secure)]

:facepalm2:
 Quoting: superflyscot


Here's the new code;

CHAD - dominant program
CUCK - submissive program
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22489351


:lmfao:
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What am I going to call my MASTERS degree now??

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 Quoting: Joe Camel


Sorry you will have to burn it and then get back to uni to get an Equality Degree.
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